Warning--More rhymes than Zecora from the depths of the everfree flora!

[Apologies.MC 50]

I first became a brony after a long run as a hater

How I was consumed with anger but now you all are my anchor
I thirsted to disclaim every single one of you at my worst

My end aim became to set you aflame in hopes you'd disperse

 

Haters spawn from being hated that much seemed to be related

I debated whether to feel berated or deflated

Forgiveness, sympathy, and compassion--I could have shown with passion
But that ship sailed so anger piloted me like a captain

 

Causality states that actions are done through instinct or reason

Aristotle forgot bullies, ponies, and human condition

I was crestfallen with depression: the forsaken edition

Middle school was the very definition of joyridden

 

Then cartoon ponies showed up like bad lyrical repetition

I saw Derpy and the effect hit me with walleyed precision

I had no clue what to do when I laid eyes on Ms. Ditzy Doo

Her image hit me with more negatives than Algebra two

 

The more I looked the more my anger cooked--prepared medium rare

Eye closed in shame of my cross-eyed vision--golden hair--how's that fair?

No surprise, there's a pony--eyes riddled with amblyopia

Nah, probably strabismus at least not diplyopia

 

I must've won hell's lottery cause I ended up with all three

So sick of it I wondered if it could be fixed with surgery

Success was a slim chance but I still went in against all advice

But no dice instead they drift like pieces of wood on thin ice

 

I remember winter of sophomore year, I watched my counterpart

And that's when it all just fell apart like some broken timeless art

My armor was broken, I was bitter--I needed a breather

Now here after that chapter, my life is better--brighter

 

Y'all helped me see the light in things--I'm no longer with broken wings

When I was cornered you gave me order, now my rhythm just sings

My eyes and hair stopped even becoming any gigantic factors

Now I'm giving back--lyrical liquid gold in the rafters

 

This is my house now built off a lyrical blood flow of rhymes

If hatred is a disease, then consider ponies the enzymes

It's not the show--no it's the whole equestrian philosophy

That even a cross-eyed mare can get some work there, typically-

 

-History of governments suck at keeping the common wealth common

If government purity were a test then we would be bombin' 

We discriminate against skin color and stupid crap like that 

And unlike ponies none of us have wings stuck up on our back

 

In fact--I bet no pony's ever been left behind, nevermind

Actually I would rather save that topic if you don't mind

In the meantime I'm tired actually rather exhausted, wow-

-it's 8:30 I need some sleep, goodnight--Apologies out.

Edited January 20, 2014 by Apologies.MC

[LunarEclipse1 22]

OMG, that was totally amazing! 

[Thebronydog 19]

I was once a hater too. I am much happier now too.

[Unicorn Coffee 205]

Welcome to the- wait, hold on...

*Throws up RAINBOWS*

Welcome to the herd... You'll love it.

[Rocky Doo 39]

Holy crap that was awesome!

[Messershmitt 289]

I tried to rap to it because fuck da police!