What a day this was. Fun in the sun on the Goldcoast, and family friendly times. G-meister (or Greg) was enjoying sunbathing. All of life was swell and good Until.. G-Meister had witnessed a terrible act. It was Tony Abbot in his red Speedo underwear. Tony winked and smiled, like Ian Thorpe in his cereal Ad. It seemed like the image was burned into his retinas. No amount of Mountain Dew could fix this. Terror. Disgust. Sheer Monstrousity.
All those nights dreaming of dank memes had turned i
There once was a Man named "Greg", or rather "G-Meister". More importantly he had enormous swagger, but we'll get to that later. It was a scortching hot and cold day in the streets of Australia. G-Meister had an idea. "I will build an army worthy of Mordor." He said. He jumped off the Parliament House and superhero landed in a ditch of Bunning's Snags. "Messy" He mumbled.
It was time. G-Meister had envisioned his army. He will lead the rebellion against Tony Abbot and the Clones. What a
