I thought this would be a fun one to do, purely for the funnies, so have fun with reading my rambling.
Horror Characters Ranked (by how good of a bodyguard they'd be)
Freddy Krueger 0/10 this man is going to screw you over, it doesn't matter if he likes you or not, he's a dream demon and a child murderer, he doesn't care.
Jason Voorhees 4/10 I feel if you aren't a camp counselor and you aren't being dirty around him, you'd be good, but there's a slight chance you might irritate