The Story of Ug-Puff
by Street Comedy
One quiet day, in the country of Pookistan a legend was born in a quaint house on the country side. The Puffingtons have been dreaming of a child for so long, they wished for another balloon like animal to carry on their legacy when they died. "Mr. Puffington, you may want to see this." said Dr. Kadabra. "What? Is my wife okay? Did the baby make it out?" asked a frantic Mr. Puffington. "Yes, both your wife and baby are A-OK." chuckled Dr. Kada
so like, i was at olve garden, and i parkd in a spot that sed: Danguh, u get cursed if you park her :#
i parkd ther anywayz not knowing my sevre eror.
i was seated in a buth, because the cushins r comfy on my buttox. the water came and was like may i take yo order dog.
i point at the special of the day, poopy's pasta
he's like ok, have fun DIEING
wut did he meen by that? i wonduerd.
i then got a txt on my eyeFone, that siad have fun in hell.
o__o if this isn't scary,
