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Celestial Godhead Inititive


Kel_Grym

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Let's make a God!

 

 

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In a world full of corruption, greed, and a lot of very bad things, it has come to my attention that mankind is in a bit of a pickle. After exhausting all possible avenues of how to solve this solution, I have come to one conclusion.

 

We need a God.

 

I vote for Celestia.

 

However gods don't just grow on trees, and you ceartainly can't go to your local supermaket to buy one. The solution?

 

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CHAOS MAGICK!

(ironic, isn't it?)

 

Now for those of you who don't know, Chaos Magick is just this simply wonderfull little meta system of magic outlined by Peter J. Carrol. The motto of the Chaote is simply that belief is a tool. It is a practical approach to magic that emphasizes experimentation and use of imagination.

 

Tulpa have been covered in these forums before. In chaos magick, Tulpa can be created and theoretically given a life of thier own outside the caster's mind. These 'thought forms' in chaos magick have three classes.

  1. Servitor - A simple thought form that doesn't think for itself and carries out tasks for the magician it is bonded to.
  2. Egregore - Something like a servitor devoloped from a group conciousness that influences said group.
  3. Godform - An egregore that has grown so powerfull that it no longer needs its group as it has become a fully independant entity, that may demand tribute an praise, like an actual god.

(These are my best shortform definitions. For more info go

Here)

 

My suggestion is simple. Let's go the whole damn nine yards, dabble into forces beyond our comprehension and create a monster the only one who can save all of mankind. Celestia.

 

I mean she's got the goods, right? Ruled Equestria for 1000 years with nary an incedent. She's incorruptable, magestic, glorious, benevolent, wise, and pretty much the opposite of ever politician and world ruler that we know of. She's perfect, really

 

Now in order for this to work, all participants are going to have to catch up on a little reading.

 

 

Then after that, were going to have to do a little orginizing! I'm pitching the idea that one of you start making a digital temple to Celestia, immidiately, and after that do some networking and meet together to discuss and perfom various rituals to bring our egregor Celestia to life. After achieving this, we can continue to power her up through Gnosis

 

Unfortunately, I shall not be able to meet up with any of you as I am in hell. (Jacksonville, TX)

 

The keys to success in this endeavor are knowledge, skill, numbers, and orginization! I may make a blog one day, detailing how this should be done, if one of you don't come up with a better plan. Right now I'm just sorta throwing this idea out all willy nilly and seeing if it takes root.

 

Nothing can possibly go wrong with this!

 

Hail Celestia!

 

 

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This operation shall be henceforth known as the Celestial Godhead Inititive. We will be the spearhead of the Cult of Celestia and the New Harmonic Celestial Age of The Alicorn

 

 

(screw the age of aquarius)

 

Our mission statement will go as follows:

  1. We hereby recognize Celestia as the rightfull ruler of Earth and the most Ideal fictional character to be made manifest into a godform/hyper-tulpa/all powerfull disembodied entity.
  2. We shall create a stable religion in which Celestia shall be given her due worship. For now we shall be known as the cult of Celestia or Celestians for short.
  3. In the end we shall see an entire pantheon established, including Luna and Twlight as sister Goddesses, and the rest of the Mane 6 as our Matron Saints. Celestia's manifestation must come first, however. (When the Trinity is formed we shall be simply known as the Cult of the Alicorn.)
  4. Our cult will go out and convert the heathens spread the holy word of Celestia, inviting any willing participants to join us.
  5. We shall construct an online temple in dedication to our Goddess and when the time comes, construct an actual temple, preferably in Iceland or New Zealand, when we have acquired enough funds.
  6. Our end goal is to bring all of mankind under her Magesty's guiding wing and achieve world Harmony. Hail Celestia.

The Oath of the Celestian:

 

Unto thee our beloved Celestia,

Great Goddess of the Sun,

Whom inspire me with noble idea

Before thee, I have none.

To the end of days I will serve thee,

To bring your Great Age of Harmony.

 

Guidelines for Membership:

  1. Place your right hand over your heart and with your left hand, ball it into a fist, extend your index finger and hold index finger over your head as if it were a unicorn horn.
  2. Repeat the Celestian Oath.
  3. Uphold the Celestian Commandments.
  4. Help your Celestian brothers and sisters and the brony community in general.
  5. Love and Tolerate the infedels non-believers.

The Celestial Commandments

  1. Thou shalt have no other Goddess before the Trinity. (Celestia, Luna, Twilight)
  2. Thou may have Luna and Twlight to worship, but thou shalt worship mostly Celestia.
  3. Cadence shall not be worshipped at all. Screw Cadence.
  4. Thou shalt be Honest
  5. Thou shalt be Loyal to thy brethren and friends. (but not above thy loyalty to Celestia)
  6. Thou shalt be Kind
  7. Thou shalt be Generous
  8. Thou shalt be Optimistic in Life, for Celestia is coming quickly and shall end all woe.
  9. Thou shalt freely enjoy the Magic of Friendship, and share that joy in the name of Celestia.
  10. Thou shalt never waste a slice of cake.

Rejoice! The New Age has begun!

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