This is wonderful. We've had our first Skype wedding.

 

EquisOmnisVincunt x Twilight Sparkle (canon twilight, not a user)

 

Below is the transcript from Skype.

 

Skype Marriage Transcript

[5:06:40 AM] Kel Grym: Witnesses are already accounted for. Let the marriage ceremony begin.

[5:08:18 AM] Kel Grym: We are gathered here today to celebrate the Holy Matrimony of EquiOmnisVincunt and Twilight Sparkle.

[5:08:42 AM] Kel Grym: Is the groom present?

[5:09:52 AM] EquiOmnisVincunt: Yeah, sure.

[5:09:58 AM] Kel Grym: Excellent.

[5:10:04 AM] EquiOmnisVincunt: Where's the dowry?

[5:10:13 AM] EquiOmnisVincunt: I want my money.

[5:10:26 AM] Kel Grym: You have to handle that affair with the bride's family.

[5:10:37 AM] Kel Grym: Speaking of which, where is the bride?

[5:11:19 AM] EquiOmnisVincunt: Being held hostage until I get my money.

[5:11:45 AM] Kel Grym: -_- ...this marriage ceremony has gotten a lot more complicated.

[5:12:25 AM] EquiOmnisVincunt: Just get this over with. I'll give you 20%

[5:12:34 AM] Kel Grym: Okay, done deal.

[5:13:02 AM] Kel Grym: Do you EquiOmnisVincunt, take Twilight Sparkle as your lawfully bewedded wife?

[5:13:56 AM] EquiOmnisVincunt: Sure, I guess *Winks at Applejack*

[5:14:42 AM] Kel Grym: Excellent. And do you, Twilight Sparkle, take EquiOmnisVincunt, as your lawfully bewedded husband?

[5:15:20 AM] EquiOmnisVincunt: *muffled groans through duct tape*

[5:16:13 AM] Kel Grym: I'll take that as a yes. Then I pronounce you in the name of Celestia, Most Gracefull and Holy, man and wife.

[5:16:18 AM] Kel Grym: You may kiss the bride.

[5:17:22 AM] EquiOmnisVincunt: Maybe later?

[5:18:22 AM] Kel Grym: No. You must kiss her now. Or else the marriage is null and void.

[5:19:21 AM] EquiOmnisVincunt: *blows kiss* 30%?

 

[5:19:57 AM] Kel Grym: -_- Fine whatever...your man and wife. Congratulations.

 

 

There. It's Official. Twilight Sparkle is now taken. By all means, Lord it over everyone Omnis.

Source: Minister KelGrym's Religious Services