3rd [Pony?] Waifu Wedding!

Below is the transcript to something I did while I was drunk. May Celestia forgive me.

 

Nioniosbbbb x Chrysalis

 

 

Skype Wedding Transcript

[3:24:22 PM] Kel Grym: *rings bell*

[3:25:14 PM] Kel Grym: We are gathered here today to celebrate a momentous occasion

[3:25:23 PM] EquiOmnisVincunt: Is there an open bar afterwards?

[3:25:25 PM] Nioniosbbbb: Hey there people!

[3:25:29 PM] Kel Grym: ...

[3:25:30 PM] Kel Grym: no

[3:25:35 PM | Removed 3:28:25 PM] Jump Cut: This message has been removed.

[3:26:00 PM] Nioniosbbbb: Since we are all so random now i will join in this!

[3:26:03 PM] EquiOmnisVincunt: Okay. I'm serious.

[3:26:10 PM] Nioniosbbbb: REVIVE RALLY JUNGLE SORAKA!

[3:26:22 PM] Kel Grym: *ahem* We are gathered here today to celebrate the holy matrionomy of Nioniosbbbb...and...?

[3:26:30 PM] Kel Grym: Chrysialis?

[3:27:02 PM] EquiOmnisVincunt: (party)

[3:27:03 PM] Chrysalis: We are here!

[3:27:45 PM] Kel Grym: ...are you brainwashing him? (slurs a little)

[3:28:21 PM] Chrysalis:Fortunately for you i won't be offended by this. I am not...

[3:28:40 PM] Nioniosbbbb: Yea! I am like 100% free... except from the government...

[3:28:52 PM] Nioniosbbbb: Laws are laws!

[3:29:17 PM] Kel Grym: o_0 ...*sips brandy*...okie dokey lokie.

[3:29:27 PM] EquiOmnisVincunt: (d)

[3:29:54 PM] Nioniosbbbb: Chrysalis:Is there any wine? I heard that red wine is the best.

[3:29:55 PM] Jump Cut: (d)

[3:29:59 PM] Nioniosbbbb: Good for your heart too!

[3:30:10 PM] Kel Grym: Alright...enough sillinesh.

[3:30:54 PM] Jump Cut: Pinkie pie quiet down!

[3:30:55 PM] Nioniosbbbb: *coughs and remains silent maintaining composure*

[3:31:03 PM] Kel Grym: Do you Nioniosbbbb do hereby swear to love...this thing, in sickness and health, for better or worse, as your lawfully bewedded wife?

[3:31:30 PM] Nioniosbbbb: *looks in Chrysalis' eyes* Yes... absolutely yes.

[3:32:18 PM] Kel Grym: oh dear....its worse than I thought...ok. And do you Chrysalis, swear to love your egg host, in sickness and health, for better or worse, as your lawfully bewedded husband?

[3:33:10 PM] Jump Cut: *thinks* oh jezzas

[3:33:18 PM] Chrysalis:*with a wide smile* Affirmative... i mean yes! Yes!

[3:34:18 PM] Chrysalis:*Whispering in her mind:"Note to self... never leave open the mind link in weddings ever again"*

[3:34:37 PM] Kel Grym: (I can't believe I'm doing this) Then by the powers invested in my by the ULC, and under the authority of Celestia most Holy, I pronounce thee Man and ....Wife. *hic*

[3:34:51 PM] Kel Grym: You may kiss the bride. *looks away*

[3:35:16 PM] Jump Cut: *cringes*

[3:35:28 PM] Nioniosbbbb: *Swings her downwards in his arms like a tango dancer and kisses her* Mmmm....

[3:35:46 PM] Kel Grym: 0_o *finds he cant look away*

[3:36:00 PM] EquiOmnisVincunt: (beer)

[3:36:01 PM] ghostfacekiller39: I think I missed something while I was at school.

[3:36:16 PM] Nioniosbbbb: *they return to their previous positions* WOOHOO!!! I FEEL GREAT!

[3:36:16 PM] Jump Cut: *weakly claps*

[3:36:21 PM] Kel Grym: ...I should have asked if anyone objected...

[3:36:32 PM] Jump Cut: Ya you should have

[3:36:41 PM] Kel Grym: I was just caught off guard by the whole bug thing...*wavers on podium*

[3:36:42 PM] Chrysalis:Quiet honey... *blushes making some air to her face*

[3:37:18 PM] Chrysalis:They may object... if they dare... *giggles*

[3:37:27 PM] Kel Grym: sigh...ok. That's a wrap!

 

 

Congratulations Nioniosbbbb...I think...Brag to everyone about your infestation and have a hopefully painless honeymoon!

Source: Minister KelGrym's Religious Services