Luna Shows Me The Fan Fiction She Wrote About Me
Luna showed me another dream, this one... FAR more complex then the last. Seriously, if I told you the whole thing we would be here all day. So I'll just give you the basics of the plot. So, we start off with me as an apprentice to a world class mage. We all live in a prosperous empire ruled by a kind, but fair, king. But I soon found out that the mage and his... roommate? Wife? Romantic Partner? Business Partner? I have no idea what this woman's relationship to my master is, all I know is that she is a talented mage as well as a expert thief. Anyway, It turns out that my master is a rebel, and I have no choice but to help him overthrow the empire. But first they want me to prove myself worthy or something, because they send me to steal a powerful artifact from a museum. Luckily for me, the artifact isn't heavily guarded, so I manage to steal it and escape. Unbeknownst to me, agents of the empire see me do the deed, and secretly follow me to see where I'll go. Like a total idiot, I lead them directly back to where my master lives. My master manages to fight them off, but I get captured in the process. They then take me to their vast underground bunker, where they then tell me the empire's dark secret. Apparently every few thousand years or so, this toxic purple goo burbles up from the ground, along with an army of toxic purple goo demons, to kill a bunch of people. This event is orchestrated by the king of the empire, who is also apparently secretly a quasi-immortal purple goo demon deity. He does this so humanity's population doesn't spiral out of control and use up all the world's resources. Although the king is usually totally invincible, when he summons the purple goo he reverts to his true form, and becomes vulnerable to magic. Since the only sure fire way to defeat a mage is a better mage, the empire hired my master to build his house right next to the one place the king can summon his purple goo, so he could beat the crap out of any mages who tried to attack the king while he was vulnerable. Unfortunately, my master turned against them and now he plans to use the artifact I stole to boost his magic so he can destroy the king. The empire wants me to try and defeat my old master, since I know all his tricks. Hoping that I'll be turned into an all-powerful purple goo demon if I help them, I agree to help the empire kill my master. They then give me a bunch of cool armor and a magic boosting artifact of my own. Apparently the purple goo apocalypse already started because when I make my way out of the secret bunker there is purple goo everywhere, with matching purple goo demons. I am quickly surrounded by an escort of uber-elite empire solders and purple goo demons. I lead my new army to where the king is, and see my master has gathered an army of his own, formed of rebels and magical constructs. I am pulled down into a pit of purple goo by the king, and we start talking strategy. Unfortunately, Luna decided to end on a cliffhanger, because I woke up before the epic battle started.
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