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Nightmare Moon Gives me a Guilt Trip About Nature


Gatekeeper Giggle

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This dream starts out with me as an incredibly wealthy business man, even though I'm still in elementary school. I was seriously driving a limo to school everyday. Anyway, the dream jumps ahead to the end of the school day. As I walk out the front doors of the school I see that there are bunches and bunches of caterpillars just crawling around in the middle of the sidewalk. I don't think anything of it and start walking to my car regardless, crushing countless caterpillars underfoot. When I make it to my limo, one of my servants hands me a silk neckerchief so I can wipe off all the caterpillar guts on my shoe. When I do so, I see that the crushed caterpillars are for the most part still moving, despite the fact that they have been totally flattened. Thinking nothing of it, I threw the neckerchief into the grass, get into the car, and drive away. As there are also caterpillars on the road as well, they get crushed under the tires of my limo. I'm fairly certain I started laughing maniacally at the pain an suffering of the caterpillars at this point, although I could have remembered that wrong. When I arrived at my destination, which was a giant office building in a random city somewhere, I got out of my car and walked into the office building. I said hello to the receptionist and made my way to the elevator. I rode the the elevator all the way up to the top floor, where my office was. I sat down in my swivel chair and turned around to face the door. When I did I was startled to discover a horde of ravenous half-squished zombie caterpillars, freshly risen from the grave to seek vengeance against me. I could now hear screams of agony throughout the building as the zombie caterpillars made short work of my employees. They advanced upon me, biting and rending at my flesh. Shrieking in pain and terror, I flung myself through the window. I splattered on the ground below, where the undead caterpillars soon ate the remains of my corpse. After this dream, I made sure to squish caterpillars extra hard so they couldn't come back from the dead seeking vengeance.

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