Diablo 3 VS Borderlands 2 Experiences (Parody)
Entry posted by GreySentinel
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This is satire, and NOT meant to insult or anger anyone from either side.
Separate Loot VS Shared Loot
(Diablo 3) - *rare item drops on the ground*
Player 1: "Wow, guys! I found the item I needed! What did you all get?"
(Borderlands 2) - *rare item drops on the ground*
Player 1: "If any of you pick that up, I'm kicking you ALL out!"
Unwanted Rare Item Appears
(Diablo 3)
Player 1: "Eh, I can re-roll the stats."
(Borderlands 2)
Player 1: "AGAIN?!? That's the twelfth time in a row!"
Killed By An Enemy
(Diablo 3)
Player 1: "Dang. I shouldn't have done that."
(Borderlands 2)
Player 1: " ****! How can it DO THAT?!?"
Finished Difficult Endgame Level
(Diablo 3)
Player 1: "That was fun! Do you guys want to do that again?"
(Borderlands 2)
Player 1: "We are NOT doing that again!"
Killed A Raid Boss For The First Time
(Diablo 3)
Player 1: "Yes! We did it!"
(Borderlands 2)
Player 1: *Teabags dead boss furiously while foaming at the mouth*
I was just feeling goofy today, so I ended up making this blog entry that I thought was funny. I'm not a professional comedian, so please be gentle! 
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