I'm traveling to Japan today, so my family had to prepare. We woke up very early (it's still dark out). Thinking bout what to write here, something bout Bill, maybe? Or maybe Danny Phantom...

This is my very first time in a country that's really cold. My parents went there for their honeymoon, and my dad went when he was seven, and there's another time but I can't FRIKKIN REMEMBER COS EVERYTHING IN MY MIND IS FRIKKIN BILL!

Literally! I sleep with my little sister (she doesn't wanna separate with me) every night and every morning when we wake up she always complains to me about me screaming "REALITY IS AN ILLUSION THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BUY GOLD BYEEEEEE!" And I'm like, "What the Cipher are you talking bout?" Then Mom and Dad come in, showing me this CCTV footage showing me shouting DORITOS over and over again in my sleep! I was like, "What the f***?! How is this f***ing true?"

Sigh, I'm getting ahead of myself. Let's relax! Care for a game of inter dimensional chess?
WAIT, WHAT?!