There once was a Man named "Greg", or rather "G-Meister". More importantly he had enormous swagger, but we'll get to that later.
It was a scortching hot and cold day in the streets of Australia. G-Meister had an idea.
"I will build an army worthy of Mordor." He said.
He jumped off the Parliament House and superhero landed in a ditch of Bunning's Snags.
"Messy" He mumbled.

It was time. G-Meister had envisioned his army.
He will lead the rebellion against Tony Abbot and the Clones. What a glorious day this will be!
It will take him 1 week to prepare his army. What an epic showdown this will be!

What hideous trials await him?
How will he escape the clutches of political turmoil?
Find out in the next instalment...