Aaaand, there goes my obsession with Creepypasta again, rats! Today, I figured I'd post a silly thing, ranking my AU Creepypastas (+ Masky and Hoodie) by how nuts they are! Oh yeah, and we're delving a bit into lore too, so brace yourselves, it'll get dark.

Jeff- 8/10 

Reasoning: Jeff in my AU has Schizophrenia, and it's been left untreated for many years, so that's just PEACHY, he clashes with pretty much anyone, is smotheringly overprotective of his brother, is always muttering to himself and invisible voices and "creatures" which are just his delusions, and he's stalkingly obsessive over Jane, yep, you heard it here folks, I made the rivalry one sided. But, hey, at least he spares those under 5 years! 

Homicidal Lu (SPELLED DIFFERENT, because I personally dislike the OG spelling)- 9/10 

Reasoning: I ranked Lu a little higher than Jeff because of two of Lu's personalities in this AU, yeah, there's no longer just Sully, there's 3 others. 

But Sully and another one named Martie in particular are why I ranked Lu this high, Sully is a hellspawn incarnate in this AU due to being a manifestation of Lu's anger, pain and hatred, and he will not hesitate to point blank haul off on someone. Everyone is constantly on his last nerve and it doesn't matter if you breathed on him or punched him, you're dying just the same. 

And Martie is a creepy child personality representing, you guessed it, Lu's inner child! He's just really creepy and will lead you into a death trap if you're not careful, he plays for keeps...Of your life. 

Eyeless Jack- 3/10

Reasoning: I wanted to have one Creepypasta that has rationality and I wanted it to be EJ, he's big hearted, sweet, and motherly despite his permanent stance being 17 due to the demon inside of him.

"Why is he at 3 then?" You ask? Because that same demon will come for you if he is not fed a kidney, this guy will crash out and EJ will not be able to control him. 

Ticci Toby- 6/10

Reasoning: He's right in the middle because he has a geometric shit ton of issues and can just snap out of nowhere, but when he's not busy taking your head off with his beloved hatchet, he's really nice, and your typical shy and dorky 17 year old (yep, he's 17 here.) 

X-Virus- 7/10

Reasoning: Now, you may be asking, "Pink, who's this guy?" And all I'm going to say is, he looks like Toby and he likes chemicals, the rest, you'll have to look it up yourself.

Anyhow, this boy is a 7 purely because he doesn't care about shit but science and his rats, in this AU, the rats are his only friends, other than Toby, who I made into his long lost twin brother. 

He WILL willingly give you some terrible disease just to laugh in your face and then talk to his rats, guess when Camilo Madrigal said "Rats along his back," he wasn't talking about Bruno after all. 

Bloody Painter- 8/10

Reasoning: Oh man, if you have a fear of needles you may wanna back up for this AU iteration because I'm telling you, he'll be your worst nightmare. 

Anyway, BP, or Helen as I call him because that's his real name, literally doesn't see his victims as people, but rather more as a paint set or a future artwork, and to make matters worse, he's besties with Jeff because they went to the same asylum together and became friends there. 

He literally drains people of their blood and uses it as paint, legitmately bucking disgusting, I'm not even kidding I gross myself out sometimes writing this crap.

But hey, guess it's realistic then?

He WILL tear you apart and put you back together to make an artpiece. 

This is getting long already so I'll do part 2 tomorrow or later, whichever I decide.