I would like to say, thank you for arriving at this event. You may actually need to be here in order to know what you got.

I have a bit of wittiness in my head, despite my own stupidity. If I am gone, @@Harmonic Revelations, can have it. She is already witty, but a little more wouldn't hurt, now would it?

I also have my stupidity along with that. If I am gone, just give it to some random user here. It works anyway.

I have GREAT pervertedness. I'm just going to keep that to myself. I'm not really dead, guys. Just either banned, or left the forums.

HOWEVER! If I do return to MLP Forums, I have gain back my stuff from whom I gave to in order to become me again.