Well, here I am, about to tell you the hilarious acts of everyone but me... And my teacher who acted as MC for the night. I get performance anxiety okay! Okay, maybe it's more than performance anxiety, but I have never been to psychiatrist so I don't know just how bad whatever is plauging my mind is... Whatever it is, I'm able to function socially and mentally, so it can't be that bad...

Well that was a tangent. On with the hilarity!

We started with safety, in case anything went wrong... So one of the teachers made sure that there were 2 buckets of water, which he slowly spilled. He then tripped with one of the buckets and dumped the contents on one of the girls. There was nothing left in it, and past the first squeel of fear laughter broke out. It was a nice way to set the tone for the night.

Now the order may not be what it was, but I assure you it doesn't really matter from here on out.

So a group of girls went first, with a dating game! You remember those old game-shows where a girl would ask questions to a group of guys and at the end she'd pick the one she liked most? Yeah, that was that. So they chose 3 guys, all hot stuff, including the crush I mentioned in the last few blogs. The girl was voiced by one of the many international students on the trip. She asked questions and everyone was giggling at the responses and her reactions. In the end, she chose guy 3, who wasn't my crush. They blindfolded him and brought out the 'girl'. I said she was voiced by the international student. However, 'she' was one of the male teachers dressed up as a girl. When he walked out, everyone cracked up. The teacher went up and slowly caressed guy 3's hair before taking off the blindfold, at which point guy 3 looked behind him and nearly fell over as he tried to get away.

Laughter filled the air by this point.

So the next group was the "Alpha" group who basically said what each letter stood for and everyone was kind of "meh" about it.

Then 2 teachers stood behind a screen covering them from the waist down. They took it in turns to kneel down behind the screen. Here's some of what they said:

"Oh, it's so warm!"

"It tastes so good!"

"It's so milky!"

They then lift up 2 coffee cups and say: "What? What were you thinking we were doing? It's just coffee!"

Next was the group that I would have gone in had I not been incapable of performing. What did they do? Well, let's just say that waiting for a bus had never been so hilarious.

Can you imagine an alien skeptic, mute girl, a girl in a tutu singing "I'm a little teapot", a girl in a morph suit, a germ fearing freak and a slob taking it in turns to freak eachother out? Only ever 2 on stage at a time, and yet it remained hilarious.

A few stories were passed on by other teachers, but nothing important. There was the slightly offensive sketch about "the arabic alphabet (A is for Arab, G is for Grenade)" and a group of girls (badly) sang the German National Anthem... Not too impressive.

Of course there was one more group. The popular girls who decided on a song and dance medley. It included twerking and unreachable high notes. It wasn't funny, but it was still good.

All of the student performances were judged and scored. At the end of the night, they announced the winners!

1.Song and Dance Medley

2.Bus Stop

3.Date Show

4.German National Anthem

5.Alpha

6.Arabic Alphabet

7.Me. Cause I didn't perform and as such I got a score of 0. People seemed to understand though and no-one pressed me about it.

It was a decent night overall, but I felt bad for not performing like everyone else. I always hear about how "Everyone can do it, so can you!" but... I can't... I hate people who say that. Just because everyone can do it doesn't mean I can... I can't even ride a bike, one of the main reasons why I walk 3km to and from school whilst my younger brother rides. That's 6km (3.728227153422 miles) a day. Also, don't you dare say I don't get enough exercise!