The wretched pillocks who work at the ACT HQ neglected to inform me of my ACT scores. I have no idea what they are, but I must have done pretty well, seeing as how I've received upwards of ten letters from colleges. All of them have granted me premier applicant status. I'm kind of surprised by this, seeing as how I just bullshitted my way through the entire math section (For example: My rule of thumb when it comes to quizzes is "When in doubt go with B. If B was the answer to the last question, choose D. Next comes A, then C or B." That's all I did for every question in the math section.) Either God gave me a sacred pencil, or I have extremely precise guessing skills.

Oh, as an addendum, I tried asking the head honcho of my school what my ACT scores were. I asked her in an email: "Did you ever uncover my ACT scores?" She replied, AND I QUOTE: "Yes sir, we have your scores." Well, do you mind telling me WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE?! Why in the world do you think I asked you? I don't care if you have them or not! I just want to know what my scores are!