Alright, a quick story to entertain your Wednesday night.

So this was back in college, like 4 years ago, my sophomore year. Me and my 7 friends take a bus out to the movie theatre about 15 miles away. It was a Sunday, January afternoon so it was snowing. We take the bus out and see Quantum of Solace. Well, no one checked to see what time the buses stopped, and sure enough there were no buses heading back to campus. So we go across the street to a restaurant and ask to use their phone to call some cabs. Well a nice couple overheard our situation and offered to take us all back in their SUV.

So 4 of us cram in the backseat and 3 in the trunk and on the way back we were thanking them and stuff. The husband goes, I'm a fire chief for the school so repay me by always obey the fire alarms and following proper procedure. So we're like sure alright.

We get back to school and we all spill out of the SUV. Before we go back to our dorms, the guy comes up and says "Nevermind, I changed my mind." We all looked at each other like ?_?.

He comes over to me, puts his hand on my shoulder and whispers softly,

"I need about three fiddy."

IT WAS THE LOCH NESS MONSTER! So I jumped back and yelled NAW I AIN'T GIVING YOU THREE FIDDY YOU GOD DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER! He grumbled then disappeared into the fog.

okay the real ending is that he told us to obey the fire alarms because that night was the annual South Quad-West Quad snowball fight at 1 am so he knew it was coming. They were nice to take us back to school and it was a fun experience.