Is he talking about Grandpa? He's currently asleep, silly! However Auntie Goat is fully awake! I don't think I have anything like that! Well, maybe when I touch poison jokes but I've been clean since the Big Goof Off!

Ah, yes. That would make sense. Defendant @Shiny Silvermoon, do you have any eldritch demigod superpowers? This one goes to the Out of Context thread

You see, I have some evidence that says that the defendant is apparently related to Cthulhu. “How is this relevant?,” you may be asking? Well, I would not put it past an eldritch horror’s abilities to telepathically inflict brain damage. So, if she has communications with them, or has these abilities herself as an eldritch demigod, then that could be how the plaintiff sustained brain damage.

What is it? I hope this time it's something actually relevant

Ahem… You’re honor, if I may, I believe I have some information that is relevant to the current case.

Well, I put my hoof up to the injury or relative area of it and convert my healing factor into healing powers which are then placed/used onto the injury or relative area of the injury and the subject is healed at whatever pace I heal them at. I can't do it for more than an hour because otherwise I'll pass out. My healing factor always remains intact while doing this by the way.

What is this nonsense!? This isn't the maretrix. This is a very serious, very real court! Mr @Lawyer Slip, can you please answer Mr Cash's question? I'm also curious.

But what if I told you you don't and you're currently in a virtual simulation called "MLP Forums"?

Many much brain dablage

It appears that the plaintiff's cognitive ability has improved. Woo. Mr. Slip, I'd like to inquire about the nature of these healing powers. How exactly does it work?

Titanium? Do you have brain damages?

Titanium points to the doctor "I like this one! Better than the smelly blue suit stallion!"

Having an intense emotional reaction wouldn't be faking! That would be completely normal to someone who's brain damaged! Look, I'm the doctor, so I'll comment on the diagnosis, ok?

Uh actually your honor I think it's my turn to make a confession. See, my client has been disruptive to this court for quite some time now, so in order to prevent this from spiralling out of control, I've been slowly healing her to ease my own headache from all of this. I also probably should've mentioned I have healing powers

Let's not forget that it was a reaction for being cheated on with the law. An undamaged brain would probably dismiss that thought right away. What does the doctor @ExplosionMare and the prosecution @Lawyer Slip think about it?

Words can't be seen, silly! I can't see anything you're saying! *She gestures to her ears* Only hear words, not see!

Alright your honour, I shall concede that Pencil Pounch is a legitimate doctor. Obviously, there is no way she would have papers with the words "Qualifications" on them if she were not one. Your honour, if I may, I did notice something of interest. Specifically, the previous conversation being held in this courtroom. It was deemed off-topic, but I think it is more important than any of us realised. Music to set the tone, once again: I quote: The plaintiff's reaction here shows us that she had a fairly coherent understanding of the discussion taking place. It's a bit odd considering that all she could do previously was yell out random words and attempt to perform sick wheelchair wheelies. Punching the table would be a fair reaction considering the context and if I were Ms. Wizard, I could also see myself having a knee-jerk response like that. However, I do not have brain damage. Let's look at this from a different angle: If someone were to fake brain damage, they could just act crazy and fool everyone with relative ease. However, if something were to trigger a response from a set of intense emotions -- anger, sadness, joy -- it would be very easy for the faker's mask to slip. See what I'm trying to say here?

Is there anyone who knows how much I would own @Wizard, if I was to loose? Shiny : "What would Stan Lee do in this situation?" *A thought bubble appeared above Shiny's head with Stan Lee inside.* Stan Lee : "Stay calm, Shiny! They can't prove it, if you've done some plagiat!" Shiny : "But… Nopony is accusing me of plagiat, Stan Lee." Stan Lee : "Oh? Then, you see the dark knight from DC who is a rich heir that lost both of his parents and is now fighting crimes with his brain as his only power? Make him wear a red and yellow armor, that's how you'll become successful!" *The thought bubble then popped, leaving Shiny confused from his advices.*

@IridescentEdge why are you derailing the case here? Are we not supposed to focus on the real issue at hand? Also.. you can get a free consultation with @Sophie or @Lawyer Slip or @Cash In but right now we are focusing on bullying bringing justice against @Shiny Silvermoon. Stay alert or be escorted by the Bailiff. Thank you. BAILIF IS A BIG BEEFY MINOTAUR NAMED BULLET BILL. He looked like Iron Will but with inverted colors. (stay on topic, guys. Don't derail too much). *Bullet Bill just asserted dominance and removed any further derailing posts* whoops! *he eats an apple*

Oh, that's Moonlight. Cool guy. Likes mangoes.

Then who’s the other pony in the picture?

... I mean... I guess our hair color is slightly similar, but this is where similarities end... (It's knee-tow-bit )

That is clearly you and the plaintiff in the photograph, is it not? Also, is your name pronounced “Knee-tow-bit” or “Nye-tow-bit?”

You just don't know when to stop, do you? Alright, looks like we have some time while we wait for defense @Cash In to catch up. The ponies on the photos are dating. Any more questions?

Explain the photos!