Celestia is the very image of beauty and perfection, and has been for over a thousand years. Inevitably, she receives a large number of letters every Hearts and Hooves Day. Luna is not amused, especially when they interfere with politics.
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Reader notes: Well, we're pretty far from Valentine's Day Hearts and Hooves day, but it shouldn't make much difference... I think.
Author: Impossible Numbers
Genre: Slice Of Life
Character(s): Princess Celestia, Princess Luna