A: "Hey, you're never gonna believe this, but I'm you from the future, and soon you're gonna start loving My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, you're gonna fall in love with a purple unicorn fron the show, and eventually you'll start finding certain fan art of her sexy. Oh, and you'll realize your sexuality, become a feminist, start accepting others, and re-kindle your love of Pokémon. Bye!"
B: "... WUUUUUUUUTTTTTT."