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    My parents want me out of the fandom. I might be saying goodbye someday soon.*

    in Sugarcube Corner

    I really hope you can make something out of this. I hope your parents back off and let you be who you are. Honestly, they're being retarded assholes.

     

    It seems to me, it's going to come down to you just becoming a closet brony until you move out. (That's how I am with mlp and my religious beliefs) then if you want, once you no longer rely on them, tell them everything that they put you through and how much it angered you. Don't hold back, give them hell for putting you through hell. Now, this is only if you feel you should confront them about it.

     

    Anyways, I really hope things work out for you man. Good Luck and Godspeed soldier.

    If you were your ponysona, would you date your R63'd ponified self?

    in Sugarcube Corner

    Riddle me this batman! If me and my R63 self had sex, would it be masturbation or just incest? If you had children, what are the odds of developing birth defects? If it was human me x pony me, would that be bestiality? If one was asleep and the other had sex with them while they were asleep, would that be rape? Would the courts allow you to marry yourself?

     

    The answers are....Both, probably high, yes, probably, no...

     

    In other news, I'd rather not date myself, that'd be awkward because I know how messed up in the head I am.

    Let's ponifiy ourselves!

    in Sugarcube Corner

    · Edited by ComradeUncleJoe

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    This is my OC Strawberry Swirl. She's not the smartest, but she's strong, compassionate, innocent, and driven to do better in everything she does. She works hard and is easily trusts ponies. She's a bit naive, but it usually doesn't get her in trouble. Sometimes her hot-headedness get her in trouble, but she always manages to get out, usually with the help of her friends. She works at a soda-fountain run by her dad.
    I figured, all my video game characters are girls so why not my OC? :wub:
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    How and when did you become a brony?

    in Sugarcube Corner

    I don't remember exactly when, it was sometime mid-season 1. A guy I knew (brony) sent me pictures over facebook of pony porn. I was all like "da fuq?", it was funny because I was so confused and he'd swear up and down it wasn't pony porn just something innocent like puppies. He'd claim it was me who was being weird and perverted.

     

    Then a really close friend sent me a link to Flutterguy singing Evil Enchantress and I was like "Whoa...that's cool. Da fuqs this?" and he was like "It's MLP:FIM bro." So I watched the first episode, then the second, and third, and fourth, and fifth, then all of season 1, then season 2, etc etc.

     

    It later occured to me that the first guy was sending me pony porn. I was all "EW...well you know ain't awful..."

     

    Now I'm a brony.

    How open are you about ponies?

    in Sugarcube Corner

    If you walked up to me on the street and asked, I'd tell you yes I am a brony, but I don't run around being like, "hey I'm a brony! Love me!" I'm not obnoxious about my pony love. However, the only people in my family who know are my two sisters. I cannot let my dad or mom know I'm a brony because they'd freak out and it'd ruin my life. Maybe one day when I've moved out or something I'll tell them, but until then, I'm a closet brony around my family.

    The "New" Mane 6?

    in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion

    · Edited by ComradeUncleJoe

    Honestly, that sounds badass. Like several seasons down the road, or if the show ever gets cancelled and they decide to bring it back, they could make it about the CMC being the new Mane Six. Honestly that sounds pretty rad to me.

     

     

     

    If you want spin off Mane 6, I have you a spin off Mane 6.

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    Problem solved. As for the likely hood of a CMC spin off, I would give the chances of that happening a 1:99.

    That should be a whole new series on it's own, running parallel to the current one. That'd be rad as well. Also, why is Doctor Whooves the only one looking forward? The others are going to trip and get hurt  :(

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    Inter-Mane Six shipping- Discussion

    in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion

    Spikie Belle (SpikexSweetie Belle) because they're roughly the same age and...what's that? Spike isn't one of the Mane Six? and Neither is Sweetie Belle? So therefore they have nothing to do with this post? Well dang...

     

    Okay...Really the only one I see is Apple Dash. Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash, to me, as stated by the other people posting, is more sisterly than romantic.

    Cutest Character(s) from MLP:FiM?

    in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion

    · Edited by ComradeUncleJoe

    Of course I have to pick Derpy Hooves. God I love that grey cross-eyed mare. I know it's kind of one of those "Oh everybody picks Derpy" things, but Jesus Christ she really is so dang cute. Her adorable way of talking, her muffin obsession, her eyes, her attitude,

    everything is cute.

     

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    In a close second I'd have to pick Fluttershy; "oh everyone picks Flutter..." "Shut up!!! She's Fucking cute Dammit!"

     

    fluttershy_being_cute__with_hoody__by_in

     

     

    In third is Woona /)^3^( (obvious bias is obvious)

     

    woona_eats_waffles_by_killryde-d56oqvv.p

     

    Your Episode Ideas

    in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion

    I don't know if anyone would want me to write an episode.

     

    My episode would involve the girls having to fight giant mecha-zombie dinosaurs from a parallel universe being controlled by a crazy human mad scientist and then Spike, being fully grown, having to fight Mecha-Godzilla and Ghidorah and Mothra alongside Gamera and Godzilla

     

    Also jam...

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    Princess Luna VS Batman

    in Sugarcube Corner

    Pwincess Woona would win because she is the bestest character ever. I'm more partial to Luna, and I know very little about Batman other than he's a genius and is super rich though. So I don't know for sure. GO WOONA!!!

    Why do people hate on BlueBlood?

    in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion

    Well, he's very rude to Rarity, unchivalrous, something a prince should never be. Care's too much about getting things on his coat "Stay back, I just had myself groomed". He's also your typical elitist snob as evident on his take on Applejack's food"MY ROYAL LIPS HAVE JUST TOUCHED COMMON CARNIVAL FARE!"

     

    So yeah, it's cause he's not what he should be, being a prince and all

    Well technically chivalry was a made up concept that held no real meaning with actual knights and nobles. His actions are actually quite in line with being a noble; he's conceited, selfish, and cares about his looks. If anything he's a lot better than real princes of history. Again, chivalry was just bullshit used to justify the existence of knights when they weren't off at war.

     

    That being said, he's a douchebag.

    Who do you think is prettiest pony?

    in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion

    This pony right here:

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    Twilight Sparkle is the best pony and the cutest.

    Yeah yeah, Fluttershy is very cute as well, but she is not as attractive as Twilight <3

     

     

     

    I searched for "Sexy Twilight" on google and got some annoying ass "Twilight" men without shirts. My eyes are burning, need water.

     

     

    She looks sleepy. That in mind, I was gonna pick Applejack but then I was like, "she probably smells" then I was gonna pick Fluttershy, buuut then I saw I could pick Luna and I was like "Yeah Luna!"

    __panties_and_stockings_for_luna__no_bac Dat Plot.

    Socks! God I love socks...

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    More ponies

    in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion

    I've been saying this far too much recently but... we need more Soarin'! Who can not love his childish-superstar sort of character? :3

    I love the way he loves pies ;) aaaaaaaw yeah.

     

    but seriously, i hope we see more Rarity and Luna. And of course we need more Fluttershy. Although, she's supposed to get an episode with Discord from what I heard, and that sounds badass.

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    *SPECULATION/SPOILERS* Discord's Future & Character Direction Discussion

    in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion

    I absolutely love Discord and always wanted him to have another episode, so I'm super stoked for this. I hope for they don't change Discord's character and make him less chaotic. His charm, and the charm of other characters like him, has always been the fact that they don't conform to social norms. I don't necessarily want the ponies to fail in turning him from evil (although I never believed him to be inherently evil), but I don't want them to succeed in making him conform to a more orderly standard. What I'd like to see is Discord becoming a more Chaotic Neutral character, like Q.

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