Leatherbehlt

Death by Kung Hooves imminent.

No, I don't know what it is, so I'd feel empty, and not know what's missing. Plus if I became a pony, it wouldn't take long before I get captured and experimented on.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would you accept the request?

No, this is.

Wanna go and drink a gallon of liquid vaseline?

Cherry bomb to the EXTREME!

I'd hit you with a peasant.

Peta's attempt at converting bronies to vegetarians.

Hey, what do platinum chips taste like?

Ebay totally.

Ever wonder why love gotta be so complicated?

I'd hit you with a rejection sticker.

Silly, you can't melt paper and mold it to coin shot! Of course the second one.

Can you split an apple in half with bare hands?

That's not what TLI meant by Go Kindergarten.

Ninja'd. But still relevant.

O- I MADE A PUN!

I've never seen Citizen Kane.

Should I duck for cover for saying that?

now idk what to do here. xD

Banned for having opinions. The only reliable ones are from The Onion!

... I don't usually drink, but I guess I did good yesterday night.

Banned because though I wasted time not banning Rainblow, I used time against you and ninja'd you.

Ugh, bronies...

Banned because it took me a few seconds to see what you did there. I could've spent those few seconds banning you.

Banned for being an antagonist. Cheese leg!

Harmy's post didn't nearly break my back.

Now children, this is why you shouldn't leave a male Draconeqis and a female sea horse in the same fish tank.

... on a scale of 1 to 10, am I about to ded?

My avatar is a blueprint of what Blue just said. (And no, I did NOT intend to make that pun)