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BizzarePony

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  1. "I see. I remember my first combat mission. November 5th, 2049. My team and I were charged with infiltrating a major government building and finding tactical information we could use. The Capitol, I think they called it. The mission went fine until one of the guards we thought had been incapacitated decided to wake up and alert the guard. We barely made it out of there alive. If we had been caught, the Americans would have been alerted to our efforts here on this island. Of course, it's a good thing that didn't happen. Anyways, enough about me."
  2. Drifter smirked a bit at that comment. "You'd be surprised. In the human world, you could be a general without ever once learning how to use a weapon. Not a wise choice, mind you, but it happens."
  3. Drifter walked back into the group after leaving to grab his equipment. On his hooves he wore specially made boots designed to greatly muffle the sound of walking on hard surfaces. He carried a streamlined pack that fit somewhat snugly against his body, keeping the items inside from rattling around and making noise. He smiled at the group. "Is this anypony's first combat mission?"
  4. "I see that you will all be busy." Drifter casually appeared stepped out from behind Strong Hooves, as if he had been there the whole time. "My division, the Stealth and Recon team, is tasked with finding a way into the enemy fortifications." He tilted his head slightly, a grin on his face.
  5. Drifter smiled a bit at this friendly sparring display, and he wondered exactly how he would fare if faced with the two ponies.
  6. A pony walked into the lobby backwards, wearing atop his head a large top hat. On his face, he sported a large monocle and rather dashing goatee. He spoke with an accent in his voice that sounded suspiciously Russian. "I would like to stay in room 662 for the night."
  7. Drifter leaned up against a wall within a few yards of the assembled group of ponies, devoting his idle time to absently sharpening a gorgeous ten-inch dagger and observing his fellow pony companions. The dagger was made from a lightweight magic-forged alloy of aluminum and steel, having just enough weight to feel substantial in his hooves, but light enough that it felt as though it were an extension of his foreleg. The blade curved back just the slightest bit, suitable for penetrating through light, nonmetallic armor. On its hilt was inscribed one word: "Silence." He casually glanced at the largest pony of the group, the one named Strong Hooves. Strong seemed to be engaged in casual conversation with two other ponies, both mares with whom he was unfamiliar. Drifter listened intently, smiling to himself.
  8. Game of thrones. (As if you couldn't tell from the avatar.)
  9. I've never had a girlfriend, but then again, I'm fifteen. However, I am still sad...
  10. You are now Flam. Together, we shall travel the world an sucker whatever money we can out of those country bumpkins.
  11. I can provide a soundtrack if necessary. In fact, I would love to. I would offer to help with the coding, but alas, my expertise does not lie in that field.
  12. Award for best Cupcakes-related signature.
  13. Banned because of my two-month vacation from the forums!
  14. Name: ​Smoke Drifter Race: Pegasus Description: Very deep shade of blue, black mane, cutie mark is a smoke ball Personality: Seems to be just a little too happy about his line of work, loyal, crafty. Bio: Smoke drifter was trained in the arts of espionage and assassination from childhood, and tends not to use his wings more than he needs to due to the fact that they are somewhat disproportionately small. Powers: Good at stealth, recon, and survival. Also a disguise expert. Fighting style is mostly adapted to ambush and single combat, not very effective against large forces. Adept in using weapons such as the bow staff and the knife. Agile and quick, but not very powerful. Other things you would like to add: He is sort of like a ninja (NOT A STEREOTYPICAL WESTERNIZED ONE.) who follows the techniques outlined in such works as the Shoninki.
  15. Man, I have been idle for a LOOONG time.

  16. Well, this song, in my opinion, is a lot better than the previous one I had made. I hope you guys like it! Not TECHNICALLY pony-related except for the title, but the line there is sort of fuzzy. anyways, here it is! http://soundcloud.com/officialbizzarity/vinyls-debut
  17. ME! Just kidding. My favorites would have to be Archie V and Omnipony. Their music sounds professional level and awesome. Also, I like Acousticbrony because he gave me some personal musical advice, so he's great too.
  18. Here's a good one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8sIaJ4Z7MQ
  19. Working on my first ever pony song. Stay tuned!

  20. Of course, all of that power is raw and undefined, so the pony's brain will probably subconsciously limit the flow of magic as it grows up to keep itself from being overwhelmed.
  21. As the new episode progressed today, it was revealed that, in fact, wings and horns are genetic traits. If this be the case, then it is also implied that Earth Pony genes are dominant, and the others are recessive. So, therefore, pegasus can have earth pony children, unicorns can have pegasus, and earth ponies can have unicorns. So, my theory goes as such. The royal sisters were, in fact, born by a very rare genetic anomaly in which the genome is mutated to show traits of all three "races." This would also explain their difference in appearance to the other ponies, as their DNA is altered. The capacity for this trait to occur would only be present in the sisters' bloodline, so as to explain the lack of others like them.
  22. I know of the reference you speak of. Probably, I'd say.
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