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It's been a while since I've done an Incorrect Quote... again. (Hazbin Hotel)
Spoiler* A day in the life of Niffty as the Hazbin Hotel's housekeeper*
Niffty: *rolling her cart up to Charlie and Vaggie's room and knocks on the door* Housekeeping.
*no response*
Niffty: *knocking again* Housekeeping.
Charlie: *through door* Come back later please.
Niffty: Housekeeping?
Charlie: *through door* Not now!
Niffty: *annoyed* Housekeeping...
Charlie: *through door* Go away!
Niffty: I come in anyway?
Charlie: *through door* No, go away, Niffty!
Niffty: I come in anyway. *unlocks door*
*Niffty rolls her cart into the room while Charlie and Vaggie were naked and kissing each other. Upon sight of Niffty, they scrambled to cover themselves with the blanket*
Vaggie: *shrieks* WHAT THE FUCK?!
Charlie: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, NIFFTY! I SAID NO!
Niffty: OK, I clean?
Charlie: No! Leave us alone!
Niffty: I clean now?
Charlie: NO!
Niffty: I stay and watch?
Charlie: NO!
Niffty: I get involved?
Charlie: ...What?
Niffty: I get involved with you and Miss Vaggie?
Charlie: Hmm. What do you think, Hon?
Vaggie: Turn around.
Niffty: *spins like a ballerina*
Vaggie: I don't think so.
Niffty: OK, you lend me money?
Charlie: No, you just got paid yesterday.
Niffty: You drive mother to doctor's appointment?
Charlie: No! Is your mother even down here?!
Niffty: I stick finger in your mouth?
*silence*
Niffty: Housekeeping?
Charlie: *sighs* OK.
Niffty: OK. *picks up and folds Charlie's pants*
*based on this scene*
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I notice a lot of people wonder what sort of mental conditions their favorite characters have. Myself included. Why do we wonder?
