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Edgeworth1001

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  1. Oh my gosh, that's disgusting!  :eww: So you're covered in half dranken bear!?

    The cans were open

    There was still beer in them

    I was in the way

    I had nowhere to move

    The pit was pushing me back

     

    yeah i totally made it out without beer stains

  2. What's ska punk?

     

    What exactly is the crowd doing?

    Ska punk is a music genre that combines Ska and Punk Rock. The genre leans more to the aggressive, fast nature of punk rock. includes a bass, a guitar, a drum set, reed instruments, and sometimes a keyboard. I suggest Catch 22, Reel Big Fish, Streetlight, Less than Jake, Rancid, and Sublime for anyone interested.

     

    The crowd is jumping around and throwing beer cans around. I'd be fine with the latter if the cans, at least the ones that flew to me, were empty.

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    What band is it?

    Streetlight Manifesto. They're a awesome ska punk band. They wrote 'we will fall together' and other stuff.

     

    The crowd is really pushing my buttons. They're making me wish I was at a Falling in Reverse show surrounded by the pre-teen/teenage scene kids who come in Ronnie Radke's defense whenever people call him out for things he should be called out for (like throwing a mic stand INTO THE CROWD, and assaulting his girlfriend sometime back).

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  4. Actually, I'm eating this bowl of cereal... `AT MIDNIGHT!!!

     

     

    Stormgiggle is the next M. Night Shyamalan

     

    At least, the M. Night Shyamalan before the Avatar adaptation.

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  5. Is the glass half full or half empty? The optimist says it's half full. The pessimist says it's half empty. The engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. The hydrologist says that there's half as much water as anticipated. The computer scientist says that the amount of water in the glass will overflow if it exceeds the halfway point, resulting in negative water in the glass. The physicist argues that the glass is full, half with water and half with air. The other physicist would calculate the change of entropy from evaporating the missing volume of water. The other other physicist would argue that if half the glass is truly half empty, he would urge you to run away as fast as you can. The urologist will say that someone tampered with their urine sample. The opportunist will have drank the water while the optimist and pessimist are duking it out. The schizophrenic will wait for the glass to tell him the answer to the question. Discord would drink the actual glass and leave behind the water. The magician will show you the glass with the water on the upper half. The other magician will show you the glass with the water on the left side of the glass. Patrick Star would need a second glass before he can say that he has glasses to put on. Schrödinger's cat doesn't want anyone to even look at the glass. The psychiatrist would ask you if the question at hand is really important and urges you to think about what's really bothering you. The insomniac will be up all night thinking about the question. The other schizophrenic will wait for the water to tell him the answer. The one pony who wet the bed this morning will regret drinking half the glass before going to bed. Tech support will ask if you tried emptying the glass and refilling it. The pyromaniac will set the glass on fire. The pyromaniac's friend will try to use the water in the glass to put out the fire. Google would try to find the answer in under 0.48 seconds. Internet Explorer will try to display the answer but crash halfway. The clueless computer user will try to put the glass into the CD drive, thinking it's a cup holder. The northern Canadian will heat the water to boiling and throw the water out of the glass into the air and watch it fall as snow. A hospitalised Rainbow Dash would have complete difficulty trying to drink out of the glass. The worrywart worries about the other half of water evaporating by tomorrow. The waterbender would use the water for waterbending practise. Amon doesn't care about what you do with the water, so long as you don't bend it. The silicon-based life form would call the water poison.And by the way, half of that list, I made up.

    A Scout will try to throw the milk at someone but everything freezes because hl2.exe has stop working

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