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Ruddboy Olaf

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Everything posted by Ruddboy Olaf

  1. "I just want to see Hey Arnold shove his face into the mountain of coke from Scarface."
  2. "Now then, who are you two motherfuckers? And how do you know my sex name?"
  3. "Dolemite continues to maintain his innocence by assaulting the police and dumping a shit ton of cocaine on them."
  4. "It sounded like Obama said: "Give me a package!" in exactly the voice I just did." "It's Piccolo, not your UPS driver. What are you thinking?" "I think it's Piccolo's part-time job."
  5. "One thing is for certain: Madame Doyle was not killed by a fish."
  6. "ryans world is way too op for mayweather. what were they thinking putting them together in a fight??"
  7. "Tyler sat at his desk, petrified by the teacher's lackluster speech."
  8. "Well, let's close the curtains so we can do some more murders and crack cocaine."
  9. "I'm gonna break this brick with my face... with the power of Jesus!"
  10. "I will idolise Sherlock gnomes until the heat death of the Sherlock gnomeverse"
  11. "I want you to film me in an arcade." "No, we don't have anywhere near enough money for that." "You're not allowed to go outside, George. No." "Noo." "You live in this studio."
  12. "Again, no mouth. You don't need that, Batman. You can talk through your ears or something."
  13. "And then Pennywise died from an allergic reaction to eating Georgie's raincoat."
  14. "Cut me! Come on, run me over! Head crushing! Just like Toxie the Movie!"
  15. "You're talking to someone named Fisty. Why are you acting like you have shame?"
  16. "Do you have a problem with crappy improv troupes trying to steal your beverages?"
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