- "It's because I'm Serbian, isn't it?" Whenever I'm in trouble.
- "Is that a threat or are you sweetening the deal?" At times where it just seems perfect.
- If a girl is really being mean, ( I run into this a LOT!) I ask her: "What did you have for breakfast, Bitch Toast Crunch?"
-"I'm not white, I'm just a cinnamon pop tart!"