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  1. Samurai Heavy

    Were I to multiply the number of real friends I have by 600,000,000, with that number hypothetically representing my IQ, I'd probably be smart enough to tie my shoelaces, if even that.

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      Number of people who care: 0

      Number of people who don't care: (Let X Represent The Population of Earth) X

  2. Samurai Heavy

    The only reason it says ?? for my age is because it wouldn't let me put my real birth year (468 CE) in.

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      Then again, I doubt any of you care... Nobody ever does.

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  3. Samurai Heavy

    I guess I'll be leaving now. I doubt anyone even still cares whether I'm alive, but I'll wait about 10 minutes anyway, just to instill false hope.

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      Forget it. I'm willing to accept simply being acknowledged at this point, so I at least know I exist from more than my own perspective.

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  4. Samurai Heavy

    I guess I'll be leaving now. I doubt anyone even still cares whether I'm alive, but I'll wait about 10 minutes anyway, just to instill false hope.

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      Well, the false hope isn't there, so I'll wait another 20 minutes. Maybe I'll reconsider if something helpful is actually said to me.

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  5. Samurai Heavy

    I have no real friends, my parents are actually DISCOURAGING me to carry out my ambitions, and people have constantly used the cookie-cutter "you matter" speech on me. I think I'll just end it all here, because this has been going on since February.

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      I've been putting up with it for 8 months, and it's been constantly going downhill. There's no end in sight, and I can only last so long.

      I just don't see any point in going on from here.

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  6. Samurai Heavy

    I have no real friends, my parents are actually DISCOURAGING me to carry out my ambitions, and people have constantly used the cookie-cutter "you matter" speech on me. I think I'll just end it all here, because this has been going on since February.

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      You see? That's the EXACT type of cookie-cutter workaround I've gotten in the past. Someone cares about me? I have doubts, seeing as how I have NO friends, and my parents were actually implying that I'd be better off dead.

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  7. Kyoshi Frost Wolf

    Today is going to be terrible, I can just feel it already.

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      I believe you are confusing Fridays for Mondays. A common mistake.

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  8. Mand'alor Dash

    Best cosplay ever. https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1091109_10151818592379617_763771267_o.jpg

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      Ok...

       

      I'd feared this day would come for 4 movies... and it finally has...

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  9. FoxyCryptid

    After the about the tenth time, I finally realized why Google translate can't translate "vaf eht rof sknaht"

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      Another thing I noticed: "After the about the tenth time..."

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  10. FoxyCryptid

    After the about the tenth time, I finally realized why Google translate can't translate "vaf eht rof sknaht"

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      Because you typed it backwards?

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  11. Samurai Heavy

    If none of you care enough to actually genuinely convince me that I should NOT die, then I will. End of statement.

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      Apparently I worded that incorrectly.

      Just another reason to set my clock ahead 5 minutes.

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  12. Samurai Heavy

    If I were to vanish* (with or without warning), would anyone at all even care in the slightest? *die

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      The whole "if you want to chat" scenario has been done with me too many times for it to really have much of an effect anymore.

       

      I'm sorry, but I know that it will only be a microscopic amount of relief for barely even a split second, so I have to decline.

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  13. Samurai Heavy

    If I were to vanish* (with or without warning), would anyone at all even care in the slightest? *die

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      I see no truth in your statement.

       

      No one has EVER cared about my opinions, be they someone I met in reality, or simply over the internet.

      And there seems to be no end in sight for it...

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  14. Samurai Heavy

    I will be dead in 45 minutes unless I can actually be given (or aided in finding) a specific reason to continue life.

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      I'm 3 minutes late. I would say that it's a possibility for us to meet in whatever afterlife there might be, but I'm not sure.

      Also, SCS. I'm giving you a B for effort, but that still didn't help.

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  15. Samurai Heavy

    I will be dead in 45 minutes unless I can actually be given (or aided in finding) a specific reason to continue life.

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      I'm not exactly convinced that I'm worth any more than I was 40 minutes ago.

      Oh look. Time is nearly expired.

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  16. Samurai Heavy

    I will be dead in 45 minutes unless I can actually be given (or aided in finding) a specific reason to continue life.

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      Any redundant comments or questions whose answers should be answered already WILL BE DELETED. This rule will be in effect until the 45 minutes has expired.

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  17. Samurai Heavy

    It's pretty obvious now that there's absolutely no point in me even existing anymore, let alone being alive. The only good news is that I'm probably not going to be missed once I'm gone... I guess I'll just wait a little while longer for the lack of replies, just so I can prove to myself one last time that I'm just not worth acknowledgement.

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      The stupid thing though? The second all of this is said and done, I go RIGHT BACK to never being acknowledged, never feeling accomplished for anything or motivated to do anything for that reason, and my feeling of self-worth vanishes, if it was even there to begin with.

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  18. Twiliscael

    When i was your age, Pluto was still a planet.

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      Odd... When I was your age, Pluto was a dog.

      Makes you think...

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  19. Samurai Heavy

    It's pretty obvious now that there's absolutely no point in me even existing anymore, let alone being alive. The only good news is that I'm probably not going to be missed once I'm gone... I guess I'll just wait a little while longer for the lack of replies, just so I can prove to myself one last time that I'm just not worth acknowledgement.

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      Addendum I to reply VIII: In addition, I'm not sure there even IS anything left to try.

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  20. Samurai Heavy

    It's pretty obvious now that there's absolutely no point in me even existing anymore, let alone being alive. The only good news is that I'm probably not going to be missed once I'm gone... I guess I'll just wait a little while longer for the lack of replies, just so I can prove to myself one last time that I'm just not worth acknowledgement.

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      I've attempted over ~800 times. All horrible failures except one, after which things reverted almost immediately.

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  21. Samurai Heavy

    It's pretty obvious now that there's absolutely no point in me even existing anymore, let alone being alive. The only good news is that I'm probably not going to be missed once I'm gone... I guess I'll just wait a little while longer for the lack of replies, just so I can prove to myself one last time that I'm just not worth acknowledgement.

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      Addendum I to reply IV: If anything, I've felt WORSE.

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  22. Samurai Heavy

    It's pretty obvious now that there's absolutely no point in me even existing anymore, let alone being alive. The only good news is that I'm probably not going to be missed once I'm gone... I guess I'll just wait a little while longer for the lack of replies, just so I can prove to myself one last time that I'm just not worth acknowledgement.

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      I've waited ~2 YEARS.

      I don't see any change coming anytime soon.

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  23. Samurai Heavy

    Simple representation of my life: Business as normal, I suffer from depression, I ask for help, I ask again, I ask YET AGAIN, No help arrives, Still no help, Still none, Nada, Zip, Zilch, I nearly intentionally die, Help FINALLY arrives, and then back to normal.

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      It's becoming increasingly apparent that I'm not going to end up skipping the 3rd to last phase. I might not even move on from it this time.

  24. Samurai Heavy

    My previous status has 0 replies. It's nice to know that absolutely none of you care at all.

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      Even so, I still need at least SOME form of help, even if in the end it's not even REMOTELY helpful.

      I'm beginning to feel abandoned and worthless to such an extent that I can't even motivate myself to perform simple tasks such as walking out of the room.

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  25. Samurai Heavy

    My previous status has 0 replies. It's nice to know that absolutely none of you care at all.

    1. Samurai Heavy

      Samurai Heavy

      Not exactly what I mean by "None of you care".

      The fact that there were no replies to a status of mine doesn't bug me...

      It's just the fact that there were no replies to THAT status.

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