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Mine would be: first, my mom's homemade bread. It was her first time making it but it was so good, I was starting to eat it by itself. :3

Then, the meats. I would like to do four slices of brown sugar ham and four slices of chicken.

Then for the toppings, just lettuce and red onions with a dallop of mayo. As for cheese, I want three slices of sharp cheddar (I mean really sharp) and four slices of provolone.

Then put that in the toster oven, but not too burnt, just barely brown. Mmmmmmmm. :3

Also, a great breakfast sandwich I have made a few times: toasted english muffin, a sunny-side egg turned over at the last minute, red onions, and BBQ sauce. Really messy, but really great. :3

Well, a few things come to mind...

My phone could get stolen from my hands right now, as I use it constantly, and who ever has my phone could acess my information, including the forums, as I never sign out.

Or I could be robbed at work, including shot, as there were a string of robberies in my area not too long ago

Or someone could break into my house and steal a bunch of things, even though the area I live in is safe, you never know. I am very paranoid about these kinds of things.

This was not a easy choice, but one does not simply choose one car. That's why I chose 10. I love cars, so it was difficult to make a decision. After some careful thinking, these would be the 10 cars I would love to drive:

Cars I want

•2002 Mazda RX-7 Spirit R Type-A


•2013 Shelby 1000 S/C


•2012 Chevy Corvette ZR1


•2009 Dodge Viper ACR


•2011 Nissan 370Z GT Edition


•2012 Ferrari F12 Berlinetta


•2011 Lamborghini Sesto Elemento


•2002 BMW M3 GTR


•2005 Sabaru Impreza WRX STI


•2010 Porsche 997 GT2 RS


So those are my picks.

If I won the lottery, I would give my grandmother a new house and car so she can move away from my horrible aunt and her scumbag husband, pay off all her bills and give her some money for herself. I would also give my mom a new car and pay off her bills as well.

I would also set aside some money for myself so I can have some fun, (I probably wouldn't go too crazy lol) but also I would go to Manchester to see my girlfriend and just give her whatever she wants. :3

What about you? What would you do with your new-found wealth?

Pizza really is the essance of life.

There's a song I made, sung in the style of pop punk: "I got my best friend in the front seat, and my pizza in the back!"

My dream pizza would be either a regular style or deep dish pizza with pepperoni, bacon, chicken, onions (either red or purple), cherry tomatoes cut in half, a fair amount of ranch, and extra cheese. :3

I have not have had Pringles in forever, but my three favorite flavors would be Pizza, BBQ, and Original.

I should go get some soon. The closest food store is only five minutes away. Darn you Dsanders!

Well...I am in love. And I just asked her out like an hour ago lol.

Me and @ :3

She's so pretty and really sweet and I get butterflies in stomach everytime I talked to her. I know she's going through a "transition", but I can look past that and just see her for the beautiful woman that she is. She makes me happy and she's really great to talk to.

Ella...I love you. <3

So, as the topic suggests, has it happened to you or anyone you know?

The first incident happened in Florida near Orlando. My mom was getting off of Interstate 4, and there was a sign that said "yield" in the merge lane to get on the main road. Turns out there is no merge lane, but a sharp piece of concrete curb where the merge lane should be. There should have been a stop sign, not a yield sign. It was raining and when my mom saw that there was no merge lane, she slammed on the brakes and sort of slid on to the road. We sort of T-boned a SUV, but it was a soft tap, and we hit the tire, not the bodywork. There was no damage to the SUV, so the guy just decided to let it go. We didn't have any damage either, but the hood was stuck for a while.

This was one incident. I'll post more later, my phone is about to crash. :3

Ok, here is my list. I thought long and hard (giggles), but I've made my decision. If it was up to me, my list would be almost nothing but tech death, but I felt the need to be a little varied here. Also, the order is something I pulled out ass.

10. Ultra DJ's- "Me & U (Original Extended)"

9. Avenged Sevenfold- "Chapter Four"

8. Dying Fetus- "Homicidal Retribution"

7. Lamb of God- "As the Palaces Burn"

6. inc.- "The Place"

5. Thundercat- "Oh Shite it's X"

4. Ray Lynch- "The Oh of Pleasure"

3. Decrepit Birth- "(A Departure of the Sun) Ignite the Tesla Coil"

2. Origin- "The Aftermath"

1. Necrophagist- "Fermented Offal Discharge"

As the title suggests, has anything like that ever happened to you?

A long time ago for me, my bike was stolen from my back porch, but I tracked down the little fucker that took it. When I confronted him, this little kid didn't look like he knew what he was doing and gave it back without any conflict.

Also, around the same time, someone stole my mom's plants from the same porch. Never found those. -_-

Well, my top five favorite stations (in no order) are: Non-Stop Pop FM, Radio Los Santos, Radio Mirror Park, West Coast Classics, amd Worldwide FM. I also like both talk stations (WCTR and Blain County Talk Radio) and I'm starting to listen to a fair amount of The Blue Ark and East Los FM. So you could say I like almost all the stations.

I deal with Greyhound Bus Lines, and a few times, we had people that want to go to a state, but not quite sure what city they want to go to.

Customer: "I want to go to New Jersey."

Me: "Ok, where in New Jersey."

Customer: "Well, I don't know yet."

And then they want me to find out what cities it stops at. I mean, there are a lot of stops in New Jersey. like I'm suppose to know every single one. And keep in mind that these are people leaving on the same day. Are you kidding me? You want to go somewhere, but you don't know where you want to go? Get out of my face with that nonsense.

And this happens a lot: I'm closed up for the night, shop is pitch-black, I'm cleaning up, the sign says closed, and people still try to force open the door (and I mean they almost try to break the door) and have the nerve to ask if we're closed. Well, gee, the sign says closed, it's pitch-black in here, so what do you fucking think? Anyone who tries to get something after we're closed can go eat shit.

Hey-Oh!! I'm back with this.

I would like to nominate the album "Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead" by Skinless. I think this was their best album before they broke up.

I wanted to when I was younger. I hate it when people mispronounce my name. My first name is Augus: like the month, but no "T". You have no idea how many times I say that, yet people still don't get it right. I've been called August, Angus, the weird German pronounciation.

But now, I'm used to it, and I don't see really any reason to change it. :3

I really love all desserts, but my top picks would have to be:

• Cheesecake- I just love it. I prefer mine plain.

• Ice cream cake- I would get it more often, but it's so expensive. I should find another reason to eat it other than for my birthday. :3

• Apple Pie- I'm not that nitpicky about it, but bonus points if it's homemade. I love the crust.

• Ice cream sandwiches- I'm not talking about the small rectangles, I'm talking about the ones that actually use two cookies. There's a bakery not far from where I live that uses two giant-ass cookies. God, it's so good.

I met the cast of Reno 911, Patrick Warburton (creator of Kids Next Door), Candi Milo (V.A. for Dexter and Cheese), and Joe Murry (creator of Rocco's Modern Life and Camp Lazlo). I got a few autographs and got some limited edition Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends figurines.

I also met a few Nascar drivers, if that counts. And also I saw John Campbell (bassist for Lamb of God) right before he performed.

Dying Fetus

1. Your Treachery Will Die With You

2. From Womb to Waste

3. Obsolete Deterrence

4. In the Trenches

5. Procreate The Malformed

6. Praise The Lord (Opium Of The Masses)

7. Raping the System

8. Descend Into Depravity

9. We Are Your Enemy

10. Insidious Repression

11. One Shot, One Kill

12. Killing On Adrenaline

13. Kill Your Mother/Rape Your Dog

14. Shepard's Commandment

15. Onslaught of Malice

16. Second Skin

17. The Blood of Power

18. Nocturnal Crucifixion

19. Homicidal Retribution

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Can't say I've seen you before. 3/10

Are you the same reaper as in Mass Effect? The Council must have answers!

Well, before I moved, I only had to take one bus to get to work (about 45 minutes back and forth). Now since I moved, I have to take two buses and a train to get to work (about an hour and a half), and coming back I have to take two buses (about another hour if the buses are in time, which they are not).

Sometimes if the buses that take me to my train are late, I have to take another bus that goes the back way, so that adds about another hour and a half. :/

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OH HAI MARK/10