Dark Horn

Salutations, Taco. Prepare to be integrated into this addiction friendly esprit de corps, otherwise known as slavery a herd! Huzzah!

For the record, I do not at all feel bad about reading every single word posted, deliberately and intentionally with my head up really close to the screen in order to take in all the important nuances and details of your sentence structure. :okiedokielokie:

A poor story requires criticism. If one were to write a poor story, it would receive criticism.

If you spend a mere hour or two writing a short story and then publish it in the real world, chances are, people will mock it to no end.

I don't think this is a problem with bronies, I think this is a problem with writing quality. That being said, ad hominem arguments are absolutely unacceptable and should be ignored, not complained about.

Helping Twilight Win The Crown, by far.

This wasn't a bad episode at all...

I certainly don't hate alicorns.

Nah, I might watch an episode of a such show from time to time, but... nah.

The hairstyles and dresses are pretty great, but as you said, the legs seem a little off. That being said, I'm glad you've finally returned to drawing after so long!

I would try and help Equestria out by demonstrating electricity and its power. I know Twilight would be interested... ahem. I mean, um, in electricity, not in me. Heh, heh...

Yeah, I figured. Well, hopefully when they make a new book (since they probably will), they'll have this one on sale or something since it's the first they made. 

 

Here's to wishful thinking! *clinks glass*

The very best kind of thinking.

@@Twila Starshimmer,

Umm... let me think... okay. Okay, I thought.

The first part of the book is about the world of Equestria and the Mane 6, then some other characters, and some concept art to go alongside. Following that is an interview with Lauren (the most informative part of the book and easily the best). Then are some... uh, other things... Please forgive the memory lapse... and then there are episode recaps with morals and song lyrics and quotes from the show's staff.

To actually fully answer the question, they were helpful to quickly look up an episode and its moral, but not much practical use, seeing as we can use the internet faster for such things.

I think that I would've liked something different there, if I wanted to nit-pick, but I'm not sure what exactly.

Likely a second book. I mean, if I was Hasbro, I'd want people to buy the Elements of Harmony, AND the Elements of Harmony 2, right?

So it would make some sense if the two were separate books, rather than a combined one.

Just my personal take on the situation.

Also, having read the guidebook myself, I can say that though it contains some cool art and maps and stuff. I'd recommend it.

This was a really interesting world-building episode. Like all MLP episodes, it was a bit blunt and to the point, but it was certainly worth it.

I'm really looking forwards to learning about this new Pony of Shadows (god, I hate that name). I love the idea of some of NMM's dark magic sticking around, though...

And Twilight was, as always, an adorable mini-Celestia.

I got a Rainbow Dash brushable recently and a few blind bags recently. I was really disappointed with the quality of the bags, but the brushable was cool. Now I just need to figure out how to brush hair...

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*Gets a Balrog.*

*Inserts Bilbo's pipe.*

I stick it down your throat and pound it with a gasoline-coated sledgehammer until it bursts, killing you.

I leave a Twicane.

*You get the Elements of Harmony.*

*Inserts a stuffed lizard.*

I actually liked her previous two better, though this one'll work just fine.

I personally prefer Reformed Discord, but in quotation marks, as Discord says it. So long as he doesn't waltz around giving ponies hugs and keeps developing his master plan, he's still awesome.

I noticed, and not to reboot the argument, but what little girl wouldn't want to be a princess?

Apparently not Rainbow.

She blew up an evil plant to save Pinkie Pie. How is that evil, or even breaking away innocence?

Did I lose my innocence the first time I ate a carrot?

I invite you to the castle and then push it off a cliff.

I leave a Twilight Sparkle plushie.

Dark Hirn

Eh, not too bad.

Flabbergasted by robot butlers, I ate fifty ponies with Feld0. However, this is only a Sidestory. The boombas bounced on Pinkie Pie, she protested against starving sugar pies. Cause Sajtan92 was going to get sacrificed, but something happened to go horribly Fantasticallishly weird. Then potatoes began pooping while flying cars into tomatoes. However, Franklin was stopped by Boromir, that is watching everything, around 6:00, the intense jimmies were intensified. But Morgon died. This maybe the first werezombiepyre who ate vegetarians, shibes and shoes. TwistedShadow brought awful explosives which irradiated chocolate warfare.

"Gadzooks!" said Steve as he ran a Marathon. "I seem flattened by Celestia!" Amnesia: The Dark Chocolate Milkshake died because Pinkie Pie drank all the gorillas. Bloodthirsty drinks murdered by Cloyster and Twilight Velvet who thought something forgot eggs. Suddenly Fluttershy powerbombed Italy using a spork! This would cause farts of methane and aliens to burst spontaneously into bubbles. Everything went British with weakness for little crumpets. However Luna was eating Döner and drinking moonshine.

LittleRawr woke up amid Luna, she stir-fried cabaret. Then, she found Squidward taking a fluffy, steaming roll of duck tape. She walked backwards into Australia, surrounded by pumpkins armed with banjos playing Thriller. Bombs from Equestria made with love sent from pineapples. Confused by boxes of Woonas and murderous chinchillas hanging butterflies on trees burning with the passion of Odin, and twenty muffins achieved Nirvana by eating Kurt Cobain with pointy sticks. Bob Ewell ate everything purple, evil, or round, while singing The Periodic Table of Cheese. Wrenches. Sir Lancelot and Captain Blackbeard played sitars because Jack was frolicking about in dandelions. Suddenly, Luna fell off the sea. Several seaponies flew vigorously while making bowls of crackers. Yesterday was Yuriyurarararayuruyuri Day so stir-fry is illegal after breakfast. Yet Pinkamena defied mayonnaise but killed everypony. Twicane, the majestic, ate

Oh, hello, Twiley. Have a nice nap?

What eyes? If you come in here again, you're gonna have to start paying rent.