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  1. Dark Horn
    Cadence doesn't really have jurisdiction over Equestria, only the Crystal Empire, and it is a long, long train ride away... but still, even so, Twilight needed to learn to fend for herself.
  2. Dark Horn
    My parents are still in the denial phase, believing that bronies are just a group of gay men in someone's basement, and they watch MLP for some sort of weird, pedophilic, sexual pleasure. Not a day goes by, really, when I don't get mocked for being a brony by my family. I've managed to reduce the taunts a bit by pretending I only watch MLP for the comedy, and that its just another anime to me. But one day... one day, I'll tell them.
  3. Dark Horn
    Hello? Uh... are you giving out restraining orders at this time of day? Night? Whatever this is without the princesses?
  4. Dark Horn
    Eh, that would be pretty tough, but Twilight's easy to manipulate, given enough time; it wouldn't be too hard to send her off in the wrong direction or into a trap.
  5. Dark Horn
    Interesting and enlightening thoughts, but when asked "Who are you?", the minority of the fandom would say "A brony." I do consider being a brony among my top five or ten major traits that define me... and even though that very slightly disturbs me, I'm not trying to change that much though, because I like specializing in things and I do not enjoy new experiences. You're right, at the end of the day, MLP exists to sell toys, but it's become a little more than that, and even though one might not be wise to center their life around it, people have invested a lot of time, money, and emotion into it.
  6. Dark Horn
    Sexual Tyrannosaurus... I'd like to read that essay. o_o
  7. Dark Horn
    Looking good! Just about everything you said was accurate, except for the Pink Mane Theory, which we already knew was false but still loved anyways. In The Crystal Empire, in that one scene Celestia was showing Twilight her and Luna banishing Sombra? The sisters had flowy hair then, and Discord was the first threat they had to use the EoH against, not Sombra. But other than that, which was incredibly easy to miss, everything on here is accurate and highly entertaining.
  8. Dark Horn
    Spread the horror, children, spread the horror...
  9. Dark Horn
    I think it is an abomination on society and should be obliterated. Don't you just hate it when you see random gold scepters with insane smiles popping up randomly? It's just plain stupid. Give me a break. I mean, COME ON. EDIT: At the time of this posting, my avatar was a Twiliscepter.
  10. Dark Horn
    Why bother with such losers on such websites? YouTube was meant to be a useful tool for watching videos, not arguing. If it makes them feel good to throw tantrums, whatever. We're gonna pony whether they like it or not...
  11. Dark Horn
    Um, no, that would just be awkward. A princess working on an apple farm, really? Besides, the way Twilicorn was received, I have the feeling that they wouldn't even go there.
  12. Dark Horn
    Such a good episode after such a long time. Also, Discord. It feels like catching a carrot you've been chasing for nine months by backing it up against a cliff so it moves forwards into your mouth and then suddenly realizing that the orange skin is really just the wrapper for a new type of chocolate candy on the inside and then eating all the candy and saving none of it for later.
  13. Dark Horn
    You're joking, we're talking like this now?
  14. Dark Horn
    A single Discord episode, and random bits and cameos thrown in wherever. Discord is an excellent equalizer and plot device, and he can make it plausible for the Mane 6 to fight much larger, godlike foes, if it becomes necessary. I'd like to see him do that, but also cause some mischief, heh, heh...
  15. Dark Horn
    I do read fanfiction on occasion, but the majority of fiction in this particular fandom is shipping or silly things like "Pinkie Pie's horrible, terrible fear of alfalfa". But, fan animation is really fun too.
  16. Dark Horn
    Salutations, Amy! Don't be shy! Pretty much everyone is nice around here. Welcome to the herd!
  17. Dark Horn
    Heh, heh... you're just getting started with the friend-making... welcome to the herd, fellow brony!
  18. Dark Horn
    Yikez?
  19. Dark Horn
    Boo. A.
  20. Dark Horn
    Heh, heh... E.
  21. Dark Horn
    C.
  22. Dark Horn
    Heh...
  23. Dark Horn
    *You get a wallet full of cookie crumbs.* *Inserts a sleeping bag.*
  24. Dark Horn
    But then Queen Chrysalis crashed through the ceiling and ate the Hasbro executives.
  25. Dark Horn
    *You get life, the universe, and everything.* *Inserts a pair of jeans.*
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