Arretez

Heyo. First post in a very long time.

The calm, icy skies of the winter months were placed in your eyes. The streaks of white clouds. The bright blue of an arctic midday. The only part that is missing would be the sun, but I think that we all know that it lies within your smile

Truly, you must be some sort of Norse God; that beard is unmatched, goodsir! Wow. You are really, really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really pretty. I did a thingy. I no longer have brownish hair.

Here's a picture of me doing my completely normal job And here's a picture of me being super serious

At least two pints everyday. Coffee is love and life.

For me, it's circumstantial. Am I with other people? Are they with other people? Can I run? How close am I to them? Am I armed?Am I protecting myself, or a loved one? How much space is available in my environment? All of that aside, seven years ago I would have shown whoever is attacking me that yes, there is indeed a 'behind your trachea.' However, after training in my martial art for seven years, I can say that I would just not engage. Recently, someone pulled a knife on me downtown. Instead of using all of my skills to send him to the morgue, like I had always fantisized, I just pushed him aside and kept walking.

Your oddness is really cute :3

Irish! I find Irish accents adorable!

I'm almost nineteen, and I still sleep with my stuffed dog, Tuffy. It's nice having something to cuddle while I sleep

I was really nervous with my first kiss, so after I kissed my this girl, I patted her on the head... I'm a cellist, and on my first day of orchestra I was put at the top of the pit. Right before we were about to play Don Giovanni, my inpin collapsed and I fell down through five rows, taking stands and violists with me until I landed at the conductor's feet. When I was twelve, I had a crush on a girl in my martial arts class, so I was trying not to be awkward and mess stuff up. When we were doing our rolling drills, I had to roll and grab a basketball. What I wasn't told was that it was a twenty pound medicine ball. So I kinda flopped over it and then it spun on top of my head for a few seconds before flying off into the distance. When I first started driving, I forgot that my car was in neutral and not reverse, so I revered my engine while parked between two cops. The look they gave me hurt my soul. I was walking around campus while listening to "walking on sunshine." It's impossible for me not to dance when listening to that song, but I might stop since I got caught dancing terribly by my math teacher. I still have trouble using the underground parts of my college campus, so I was wandering around looking for the stairs with two cups of coffee in my hands. I finally found a sign that said "stairs," but since my hands were full I had to kick the door. Well, I kicked right into some guy's lecture. What's worse is that I did the same thing ten minutes later. Same guy. Still couldn't find the stairs. I once walked into a mirror thinking it was a doorway.

Things that really bother me... When people say that young adult fiction, like the Hunger Games and Divergent, are kids' books. When people spout misinformation. When people think that because I'm Christian, I think sex and swearing are evil. When people aren't honest with me. I'd rather you hurt my feelings than sugar-coat lies. When people say that Christmas is about peace on earth. When people tell me I'm wrong about something that I specialize in. And one that really, really annoys me: when people tell me that I'm wrong about astrology. I'm just a fourth generation astrologer by trade. But please, do continue to tell me how only your sun sign matters, and how, because the sign of your month does not exactly reflect who you are, why I'm an ignorant child, astrology is devil worship, and how it's my fault that your daily horoscope doesn't predict the future.

This is one of, like, three pictures where I'm not smiling.

I'd make a terrible pun and then see if she retaliates with one of her own. For example: Me: *throws cheese grater at her* "If you had a shred of dignity, you'd fight back." Her: *throws cheese grater and hits me in the face* "I'm sorry, but it was for the grater good." Then we'd do something like listen to Owl City, or exchange life philosophies, or make more puns. I really hope I have a double.

Eh. Kinda. How do you feel about astrology?

Um... I read this while I was changing... So... Nothing. But I'm changing into jeans and a long sleeved shirt.

lol thank you? [twentycharacterminimumexceeded]

I'm just gonna leave this here and hide now. People frighten me.

I'm gonna hide under my covers and be silently happy that someone finds me adorable.

Ermagerd! Someone thinks I'm adorable? This is crazy. I uh, um. Hi. I'm so awkward... Thank you

I had Matt Smith's long hair for about a month, then I chopped it off because it was really annoying and kept going everywhere. I miss my long hair, but I have a whole new respect for women now. Anywhoozle, here's me now.