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  1. ~Squishy Skies~

    I would love to make my own video game, but I don't want to put the effort into making graphics, coding, dialogue, script, ect.

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      Well, figure that part out then and we'll talk. :P

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  2. ~Squishy Skies~

    I would love to make my own video game, but I don't want to put the effort into making graphics, coding, dialogue, script, ect.

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      I could help!

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  3. ~Squishy Skies~

    Being a single mother of twins at 17 is a difficult job...

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      *nom*

       

      @Paris:

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  4. ~Squishy Skies~

    Being a single mother of twins at 17 is a difficult job...

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      I was close! Gimme cookie.

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  5. ~Squishy Skies~

    Being a single mother of twins at 17 is a difficult job...

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      I think bunnies may be involved. I saw mention of small furry things so it's either bunnies or vaginas.

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  6. ~Squishy Skies~

    Being a single mother of twins at 17 is a difficult job...

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      Protip: Twins make a fine stew.

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  7. ~Squishy Skies~

    Bohemian Rhapsody is on the radio. Queue singalong!

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      Ugh. Terrible song. Also hi!

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  8. ~Squishy Skies~

    Interesting. https://sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/q71/1001534_586831438026168_1932307663_n.jpg

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      Squishy, I'm not sure your friend here knows what "gore" means...

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  9. ~Squishy Skies~

    Interesting. https://sphotos-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/q71/1001534_586831438026168_1932307663_n.jpg

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      Neat...I'd lick it.

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  10. Xanatos

    I have a honey sammich and a side of green jello and a side of red jello.

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      You're disgusting!

       

      ...

       

      <3

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  11. ~Squishy Skies~

    I slept for 13 hours today.

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BQPFQUzCcAAg_0u.png

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  12. ~Squishy Skies~

    I slept for 13 hours today.

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      It's actually pretty simple...But I hate discussions in status updates, so relocate. :P

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  13. ~Squishy Skies~

    I slept for 13 hours today.

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      I am slowly but surely hacking my brain to take sleep only every other night. I was flat-out nocturnal for a few months last year...

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  14. ~Squishy Skies~

    So he built these wonderful automaton blokes, and a very big steam powered giraffe, what smokes!

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      And then he died.

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  15. ~Squishy Skies~

    I am now going to induce a 8-ish hour coma. See you all whenever!

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      Here's something for when you return: http://web-images.chacha.com/images/galleryimage-1361448579-nov-22-2011-600x457.jpg

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  16. ~Squishy Skies~

    Sony asks Nintendo to publish a Mario game for the Vita to help its sales... Uh-huh...

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      Oh wait...It's p4rgaming. Yeah, bull. Joke site. They also ran http://www.p4rgaming.com/new-law-requires-games-be-easy-enough-for-everyone-to-beat-due-to-consumer-protection-laws/ :P

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  17. ~Squishy Skies~

    Sony asks Nintendo to publish a Mario game for the Vita to help its sales... Uh-huh...

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      Sounds like bull. And likely is, given the only source is some anon.

       

      “He keeps showing up unannounced with gifts and begs us to let them have one Mario title for the Vita. I feel kind of bad because these gifts are really nice. Well, everything except the free Vita. There really are no compelling games for that thing.”

       

      ...Make that an anon with a painfully obvious anger-boner for Sony.

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  18. ~Squishy Skies~

    Donkey Kong Country Returns is possibly the greatest game I've ever played.

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      He's a banana addict and a hoarder. And he steals females.

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  19. ~Squishy Skies~

    Donkey Kong Country Returns is possibly the greatest game I've ever played.

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      Exactly my point!

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  20. ~Squishy Skies~

    Donkey Kong Country Returns is possibly the greatest game I've ever played.

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      But he's barely a character... D:

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  21. ~Squishy Skies~

    Donkey Kong Country Returns is possibly the greatest game I've ever played.

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      No, your lack of gaming exposure. :P

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  22. ~Squishy Skies~

    Donkey Kong Country Returns is possibly the greatest game I've ever played.

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      Sad...

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  23. ~Squishy Skies~

    My cat, Lilly, gave birth to five kittens. I had to bury three of them, and I'm nurturing the remaining two all by myself. Sigh...

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      Can I have one?

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  24. An Old Head

    Alright, travelling to the Alps! I'll return on the 5th, so if there's no Internet over there for some reason, you won't hear from me till them. Take care everyone.~

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      Gonna lick all of your stuff while you're gone, 'kay? 'Kay.

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  25. Xanatos

    "Love is a musical." ...Yeah? So is Sweeney Todd, so fuck you. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqypDzIdNLU

    1. Xanatos

      Xanatos

      ...Huh? Did you say something? I was too busy watching Neil Patrick Harris being awesome. >.>

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