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French Maid x Malacoda
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ill say: arent you supposed to be with Flash Sentry? and where's Octavia?
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Just a few questions for your OC
1) How does your OC feel about Discord? Did you personally suffer during his reign of chaos? Even though you've heard he is reformed, would you be comfortable in his presence?
2) Changelings. Same question. Did they feed off of you or your family during the invasion? Knowing their special diet, would you feel comfortable living in the same town with one?
3) Princess. Of the four which one would you rather live under? (assuming Luna also had a land of her own)
4) How would you react to a pony who claimed he was a mythical human, and had only been a pony for a few days?
okay my OC is gonna answer them:
Chatterbox: honestly i wouldn mind as long as he doesnt mess with the realm like he did before, he mess with us ponies 3 times, and i dont trust him, besides, what's supposed to be? a hybrid of wild animal party? Now if i suffered during his reign? well, if at least i love crazy mutations of animals, pink clouds, floor with soap, hearing his annoying laugh maybe i would feel confortable, but come on? who on his sane judgment would accept the idea of a chaotic world? and no, i wouldnt feel confortable with his precense, nope, Discord is more ugly than Granny Smith clop image, he have a extremly sour humor based on his magic.
as for the changelings, you mean those beings that imitates ponies? well, i dont like them they are ugly and disgusting, if Changelings feed on my family or friends? well they feed the love of my friends and they hate me, lol. The last question is dangerous cuz even if it sounds simple is really complex, it would be really depressing that you cant falling in love with a changeling without make him think in food, i mean there are ponies who see their coltfriend or fillyfriends for their money but in this case is worst cuz the changeling is not gonna love you but you MUST love it to keep him alive and happy
Luna, night rocks and day sucks, just as simple, Cadence not cuz i dont imagine being a cristal pony, Twilight is with all due respect a noob about goverment, she know magic of friendship but friendship is not gonna solve economical problems or arrange political meetings with allies or solve wars.i would tell him: dont do drugs, stop talking crap, and what the hell is a human? how do you serve it? -
okay lets analize the question.. let me think... beacuse there are also assholes in the internet, i cant find more reasons, you see, most people that say "hang yoursel" "you are gay and virgin" is because they want to spread their own problems, i dont get why "gay" is an insult, there's nothing wrong being gay, but unfortunaltely the involution of the makind that insult us is gay, virgins, losers, with complex of suicide, patethic and are not gonna have the luck to meet a girl, they do not feel satisfied with their pathetic lives and then, they see the power and prosperity of our beloved fandom and they think (if they even have brain cells am sure the few ones are making a tour on their heads) "oh i see a group of happy people who loves inofensive ponies and have happy lifes, i feel something is missing... MY STUPID HATE COMMENTS!! because am a hardcore hater and am a evil badass and am a tough motherfucker even if my mom think am her honey bear i dont care am gonna troll bronies cuz i need to prove that am not a loser abortion failure even if is true".
you see my friend, dont pay attention to the true attention whore (A.K.A anti bronies) they are just trying to mess with us but they are not gonna make it cuz we are strong, those are gonna insult you and bully you but you know what? bronies are more in number thanks to them! in fact we owe them that the fandom is increasing, and they are so eggheads that they dont realize it. just pay attention to my words, dont take the shite of nobody, if someone is "trolling you" you extend your arms and tell them "this is the amount of fucks i give to your comment" good day -
Balareth, why? cuz is my nickname and in a pony sounds great
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Doctor whooves
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okay, im proudly a Brony because i think and i have a brain, but son you are asking this at this moment? havent you realize that MLP changed our lifes? i mean, how blind are you to not realize that bronies exist cuz we see in the show and the values and the lessons as a way to live our life, our sanctuary of peace and harmony, our weak spot of softness. MLP is more than a cartoon, is a philosophy, ponies tech us great lessons, we live unders their adventures and teachings about friendship, armony and tolerance.
that leads me to another question, dear, "brony", do you do, what your friend do? i mean af far as i read, you "quit" when your friends did, that tells me that you are an esaly manipulable person, and what if your friends became pure hardcore bronies today? you would follow them? i think yes since the embarrasing you are feeling would split in the hearts of your friends
i dont get why you feel embarrasment. i thought it was clearly obvious what some bronies did to break those toxic stereotypes, you like a cartoon show for little girls, you like the art and works of true artists that followed the path of MLP, you embraced the friendship but i dont get why you feel ashamed of it, i mean come on! you should be ashamed if you.. i dunno, steal, murder, attackt people, be a bad guy, but if you like MLP, who are you hurting? you have afraid of rejection, mocking or any attack from society? well let me tell you something, the people that attack a fandom for no reason or for many stupid reasons, is people that never gonna be happy until you do, exactly what they want, and even with that you are never gonna please people, no one can, the maximun incarnations of good and evil are hated by some people but embraced by another, BOTH, and you are not the exeption, whatever you do, and listen carefully to me, WHATEVER thing you do is gonna be acepted by some and rejected by another, but the best advise i can tell you is that you better follow your heart.... i know it sounds gay but yes, do whatever it come from your balls, and that you dont give a shite what other people think cuz you are never gonna please everyone, you shouldnt be worried, if you like, dislike or be indiferent of MLP poeple are gonna acept it and people who is gonna protest about it.
with this i hope i answered to your final question, im still here because i want to, beacuse i dont give a fuck what other people think, because bronies support me and are open for friendship, beacuse im smart (no matter how you put it, being a brony is the smartest decition ever) and finally because i love My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, stop talking nonsense, "oh i feel embarrased cuz i dunno why am i here!" YOU ARE HERE BEACUSE YOU WANTED TO AND YOU LIKE IT, just do what you want the most and dont take people shite, many new bronies fall in that mistake, but the key is in extend your arms in the air and say "this is the amount of fucks i give to your attacks" have a good day
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okay, ill try to say it nicely, the answer is not, why? well, if we try to think about clearly, the anatomy of a pony awakes certain patterns that awakes that part of the brain that make us see something sexy, i admit that a picture of Fluttershy or Dashi, or Rarity can be sexy if they have a girls body, you know, with breasts, curves, a nice figure... HOW THE FUCK YOU ARE GONNA FIND SEXY AN ANIMAL!?!?!? i imagine a person that say that Twilight is sexy and dont even pay attention to the show for looking her flanks, i imagine, if a brony find ponies sexy, that means that a horse must me a living goddess to that person, this are my little pony, my LITTLE pony, we are talking about small horses, can you realize a guy with a small pink mare? It freaks me out, how much free time a person have to find a little cartoon character sexy? If Twilight or Rarity or Dashie or any pony exist in this world, you think that the pony is gonna talk to a person that find them sexy? is like a woman that doesnt wanna be seen as a sexy object, and that is the problem of pretty girls, and i see that even little ponies arent safe, come on, just realize that first the character doesnt exist, two if the pony is real she wouldnt pick a person that see her as a sexy body.
think about it, there are bronies that draw the characters showing their intimate parts, Congratulations! you just found that the ponies are in fact mares! now what? are you gonna stand watching a horse's intimate part? i would say that better look on one real, am sure they are not as hot as you think, but i dunno, they may find it sexy as well
if you pay attention to the anatomy of a pony the figure is really simple, and i dont believe the persons that find them sexy.anyways, is just my point of view and if you agree or disagree feel free to reply, but dont insult me please, insults are the last resource of a person who doesnt have bases and i find them pathetic and childish, that my opinion, good day -
That awkward moment your cellphone rings with the MLP theme in class
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okay, first of all dont get me wrong, i do love this fandom but theres really few things i dislike, and i dislike so much allow me to list them:
First of all i dont like hipocrites, people who say on a motto or personal message "am as cheerful as Pinkie!" "am the nicest mare you ever meet" "im shy but am kind like Flutters" and those are as boring as fuck. they say that those are like pinkie, or dashie or any nice mare but always "am depressed..." "am bored..." "am busy playing videogame" i mean come on! if you are a serious brony dont say you feel identified with Pinkie cuz lady/gentleman you are not.
During the first years as a brony, i confess that i was interested in the Dark Side of the Bronyism (clop and gore) and am not anymore well cuz is a disrespect for the target audience of the show, but anyways i enter in this page of Fimfiction, and i made a clopfic about Rarity in second person (that means YOU) it was my first story and maybe i consider it normal to get dislikes, but there was a user who insulted me, using really heavy words cuz Rarity was his waifu, i didnt insult him back cuz unlike him, i do had the lucky of have a mother and a father who teached me of good manners. Am not aganist the people who marry the pony, am not aganist the guy who married Twilight Plushie or other persons who "marry" the pony, those have been wonderful persons with me but come on, if the pony exists am sure they would dump the persons who insult another.That includes the people who literally HATE the relationship of Twilight and Flash Sentry, okay, Hasbro may screw up in adding a relationship on a pony who didnt need it at all and Flash only exists as a tool for a high school drama like EG to recreate the good looking guy who love the protagonist, but begin to cry and be upset for that!? how old are those persons? i would understand in 5 years old kid that scream and cry if something doesnt go according to what he likes but come on, also i read in a page that someone send death treats to Hasbro Studios for EG... EPIC FACEDESK... i mean that kind of crap have them on their minds?"oh! but they stole my waifu Twily" yeah, but for all those people who make the treats: man, you are pathetic, not only give us a bad name, but also you attacked out Holy Grial that is Hasbro Studios for bringing hope and harmony in the form of a show, if Twilight exists, she would never ever pick you for being something we call in my country a huevon...if you are brony and take anypony as a waifu, is okay, is very nice, but dont start a public drama if you see your waifu with another pony cuz the owners of the show and the pony is Hasbro, not you, and if the pony is with anypony else is because it was meant to and you cant do anything about it and if you send death treats, you obviously are a sick person who needs helpPersonally i do not have anything aganist bronies, but the oposite, i just hate those kind of people, i dont love and tolerate cuz am a human, unlike the hipocrites that i mentioned, i do consider myself a nice person, and i talk with good manners and i admit am serious but not boring, i can handle a good conversation.
i do have to admit that is extremly funny that bronies put names on relationships and almost anything like tagging "fluttermac" "Dislestia" "rarijack" "sweetiemash" and all of them, i dont dislike it, it just funny, those who made the names have real creativity, why i mention this names in this tread? well, because if someone reads it and are aganist shipping names or names of ponies in a transformation such as Twilicorn and Flutterbat, that please think about it, that doesnt affect anypony, is a name, that what it is a funny and creative name.
finally the clop, i do admit before all my compatriots bronies, that i WAS one of them, i drawed and i animate a few and now that i confessed that i didnt feel any kind of sexual excitment i just drawed anthros cuz i believe that those are good to draw, i never drawed porn just naked images, is more artistical, but am not anymore, i renounce to all clop reference and i see things clearly. Clop is pathetic, you must feel really sad and needed for sex to see cute ponies sexy, i've seen the games of Double Fun and Banned from Equestria and i imagine those who play it and create them and i ask to them: if ou have a dauther who loves MLP and see you in your computer, what you think it will be her reaction? you think is nice to feel excited for a non existent equine being which their only reason of their excistense was to entertain little girls and people who needs color and harmony in their lifes? i can understand those who loves hentai (and i mean GOOD hentai not the disgusting crap of their variants, if you are smart you know what am talking about) even i can be a bit more tolerant with anthro, but PONIES!? little ponies? please think about this for a minute but close your eyes and think about the clopper's mind, to find a flash ilustration of Twilight or Fluttershy, a sketch, a bunch of lines, a colored cartoon character, or taking this real, imagine one of those real ponies you see in a farm, purple colored, with a horn and winds, purple eyes or yellow with pink mane and butterflies on the flank, can you see is really pathetic to imagine those persons feeling sexual arousal for those animals? ill leave it up to you.Finally i wanna end this post with this: i love MLP, i consider it a philosophy, a place with good lesson but i dont take this too far, if you read the whole post and agree or disagree with my words am open to have a educated conversation with you, if you feel identified with the kinds of persons i mention above is your problem, my intention is not to hurt anypony, am just replying the topic. and if you are gonna insult me or be angry with me, i tell you now that i wont accept any comment if a person didnt read the WHOLE thing or doesnt have bases on the argument, i think im clear enouth to specify that my intention is not hurt anypony's feelings, good day
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have another question, you have a waifu?
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I can't eat meat now, can I?
i have another question for you, why you like to post so many status updates?
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