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if Celestia, Luna and twilight are like goddess, what is Chrisalis?

 

Welcome, one and all, to Minister KelGrym's Religious Services Thread!

 

Hail Celestia!

 

 

 

Now as you all may or may not know, I happen to be an ordained minister and I think it's about time I began my ministry.

 

List of Services :

 

1. Pardons for sins
2. Online Wedding Rehearsals via Skype (pm me)
3. Permanent Wedding to your pony waifu *new  (on skype, weddings irreversible.)
4. Blessings
5. Talismans
6. Spiritual Guidence

 

If any of you, have any spiritual problems, let me know, and I will help you sort them out the best I can, in the name of Her Holiness, Celestia.

 

Confessions? I can do those. I am also under the highest of authorities to pardon your sins as well.

 

Unfortunately, I will not be able to do baptisms, or weddings, as I am limited by my location, and state laws vary, so even if I could drive to where you are, I still might not be able to perform a wedding ceremony for you.

 

I won't do baptisms, because I just don't like babies.

 

However, I will perform wedding rehearsals via skype chat if you request it.

 

Also, I will perform blessings for you upon request, and will design talismans for your use that I'll post in this thread. (but don't flood or rush me for these)

 

If you wish to convert to the The Cult of Celestia™, you must make the Celestian Oath. and do the ritual:

 

The Oath of the Celestian:

Unto thee our beloved Celestia,

Great Goddess of the Sun,

Whom inspire me with noble idea

Before thee, I have none.

To the end of days I will serve thee,

To bring your Great Age of Harmony.

 

Guidelines for Membership:

• Place your right hand over your heart and with your left hand, ball it into a fist, extend your index finger and hold index finger over your head as if it were a unicorn horn.
• Repeat the Celestian Oath.
• Uphold the Celestian Commandments.
• Help your Celestian brothers and sisters and the brony community in general.
• Love and Tolerate the infedels non-believers.

The Celestial Commandments

• Thou shalt have no other Goddess before the Trinity. (Celestia, Luna, Twilight)
• Thou may have Luna and Twlight to worship, but thou shalt worship mostly Celestia.
• Cadence shall not be worshipped at all. Screw Cadence.
• Thou shalt be Honest
• Thou shalt be Loyal to thy brethren and friends. (but not above thy loyalty to Celestia)
• Thou shalt be Kind
• Thou shalt be Generous
• Thou shalt be Optimistic in Life, for Celestia is coming quickly and shall end all woe.
• Thou shalt freely enjoy the Magic of Friendship, and share that joy in the name of Celestia.
• Thou shalt never waste a slice of cake.

 

After you have completed the oath and ritual just post, "Hail Celestia, Best Pony Princess/Queen/Empress/Goddess Ever!" and I'll add your name to the roster.

 

I'll take your word on doing the ritual.

 

Services are open to both members and non-members of the cult.

 

Cult Roster as of May, 31st, 2014

 

Important Update!!!

 

I will also be doing online Skype marriages to your pony waifu.

 

However, this is a first come first serve basis.

 

PM me to set up a skype appointment.

 

Update, July 17th, 2014

 

I had a rule never to do the same pony twice in weddings, but there are people that have tulpas of characters that they want to wed, and since the tulpa of a canon character is not the same as the canon character or the same as another tulpa based on that canon character I have changed my position on this.

 

chatterbox: h-hi! *blushes* i... i was wondering if you can do funeral services...

As normal as normal can be...she's prone to her little fits at times, but I love her anyway Never boring. I love talking with her and you can ultimately just feel the passion she has for her work I dig it. I dig it quite a bit

thats Amazing! and if may i ask, what you talk with her? daily life? problems? episodes?

.-.

 

I don't like thinking about that .-.

am sorry for get in a unpleseant topic, i would like to know about how is a normal day for you with a wife like Rarity?

Backtracking to that last statement, I don't think I'm shy - I just prefer to be alone No problem with socializing, honestly

 

And yeahh. I was wondering what people would say and how they'd react, mostly

just a question going a bit deeper: what would be your reaction of the creators of MLP show decided to give Rarity a coltfriend? 

Ermmm...never paid much attention to that :pleased: I usually like to keep to myself. I guess that's one way we differ - she's extroverted and I'm introverted

hmmm... interesting, i supose she is been helping you to overcome that shyness

going back to the marriage, were you nervous when you got marry to her?

 

 

 

 

 

U2 I like a lot of music, though, for sure, but if I was to pick an all-time fav, it'd be them

Because it was a movie That was my literal reason for picking it. Nothing particular. Not a picky person, fortunately

 

Hmmmm...details?

 

Well, I've loved Rarity for quite some time now. I care about her deeply and cherish her greatly. KelGrym, the minister, shot me a PM one day and was like "You better get up here quick and marry Rarity" so I did just that in a little Skype thingy It was pretty fun and I love her greatly  

 

 

D'awww! is so cute! ejem, sorry!

did you know how her 5 friends reacted when they saw Rarity getting married with you? what are their opinion?

 

to be honest the only thing i fear is to have a accident on the freeway or being shot.

how can it be a good time for you?

Well, I'm a gamer, who's two favorite franchises are Sonic the Hedgehog and Mega Man, I'm a superhero fanatic, especially in the Marvel and Spider-Man, I run in my spare time, write lyrics for songs, brainstorm ideas for writing adaptations (Spider-Man especially), I cruise on YouTube a lot, and I hang with my bros.

 

when you become a brony?

Well, most of my friends can see me as Fluttershy. It's funny since I know I have allot in common with Fluttershy, personality wise anyway.

you see yourself as a shy person?

Well now, that's the toughest question yet. Well if I truly had to choose, it would be the Royal Wedding episode.

now, i would like to know, if you feel identified with anypony in particular

Are you asking me what I do on a normal day? Or how I feel on a normal one-of-a-kind day?

Well, let's see on a normal day I'll probably check in on my friends and if I feel like it I'll "have some fun" with them. Otherwise I'll just go someplace where nopony can bother me and "stretch" my powers a bit. But don't worry I return things to normal.

 

As for how I feel on a one-of-a-kind day, just awful. No chaos to be found (sigh) that's why I'm around. To liven up ponies days.

now, if Tirek wouldnt betray you, you would keep betraying your friends and doom Equestria?

Well as far as OCs go, I cannot answer that as I really don't have a fave OC pony I guess. As far as the show, Fluttershy is my fave pony.

what is your favorite episode?

I cannot remember exactly when I started, But I'd guess roughly 2 or 3 years ago.

who is your favorite pony? from the show an OC you seen

Heights. I dislike heights greatly. In fact it's a paralyzing fear to a certain level.

when you start being a brony?