AdmiralZeratul

"we've gotta stop running into eachother like this"

"Hi there! How are you? I'm not a vampire!"

Banned because I just woke up. Morning.

Banned for neglecting to put "good" before "morning", implying you have not had a good morning.

10/10 

 

<3 Pikachu. 

9/10. Very good indeed!

He is a wizard, and he's learning impaired. He's the Retarded Wizard!

"You can forget about everyone else. You're mine now."

Banned cuz Nightmare Moon is overpowered..

Banned because... Human Trixie is surprisingly adorable.

Banned for breaking established thread rules.

10/10 Never actually seen the show but kitty is pretty cute :3

0/10. The very idea of this pairing makes me feel physically ill.

Banned for being evil.

Banned for discrimination against evil.

How cruel! I'd hit you with a cone of cold, but I lack the sufficient mana to do so.

I'll hit you with an iron lung!

Banned because it scares me that an actual moderator is playing this game.

You get a slightly newer game.

 

I insert Swanky Kong.

You get a question mark.

I insert my new hat.

Not at all. Rainbow Dash is quite attractive, and it is perfectly understandable for you to hold such feelings for her.

To be honest, I would also date her if given the chance.

C is for Cutie Mark Crusaders

Banned because I just came back.

Banned for ever leaving us.

Banned because in addition to the forces you see hear, I also have a space based fleet. Now, I cannot oversee all of it, as I have not nearly enough time. I propose that you join with me, and receive control over a significant portion of my forces, as well as keeping your own. You would be working under me, of course, but you would be largely autonomous. With a new rank.

 

What say thee, Grand Admiral?

Banned because I accept your offer.

Banned because Admiral, would you like to hear my offer?

Banned because fine, be my guest.

Banned 'cuz we already initiated a "parlay", so we must now negotiate.

Banned because I do not negotiate with pirates.

Banned 'cuz I know that. What is this offer?

Banned because you only think I am outgunned. The reality is much different.

Banned cuz I actually quit

Banned because quitting is not an option.

Banned cuz are we talking about something totally different now?

Banned for not joining my fleet.

Banned 'cuz those pirates are upon us now, sir. I'm abandonig ship. Will you follow suit, Admiral?

Banned because this Admiral never surrenders.

Just stay over there...we're gonna make out over here, kay?

Alright, you two feel free to continue doing that while I stand over here minding my own business.

*whistles innocently*

Banned because your opinion is clearly wrong.

Banned because my opinion is clearly right.

Banned 'cuz my favorite will always be Umbreon, from back in the years of Johto.

Banned because I see no pirate fleet.

Banned 'cuz I owned a shiny Lugia in the original Silver Version.

Banned because my hat is amazing, and don't you forget it.

Edit: ninja'd, but I don't care. I'm banning you too!