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  1. Cloude Chaser

    I HATE SKYPE

    By Cloude Chaser,

    okay lets talk about it
     
     
    today i play wana play like evry day my viedeo games with my friends and talk with them soooo we juse skype
     
    i never had any problem with skype and now skype is telling your "your email not exist bla bla bla its your falt your loged out
    (i never log my out ) bla bla bla sorry for that try again tomorow ............................................. bye"
     
     
     
    me only :"FUCK YOU SKYPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and i screamed so loud that i passed out ............ or snaped out .......................................................................... in a other dimeson ..... a cool dimenson..... its skype free.
     
    you see guys
     
    SKYPE FUCK ME RIGHT IN TOO THE FACE
  2. Cloude Chaser

    Pepsi Man

    By Cloude Chaser,

    Pepsi Man the world's greatest NONE Super Hero
     
    His NONE Superpower is: Beating obstacle courses, get followed by Props, Surfing in Pepsi factories, Give people Pepsi and my favorite NONE Superpower: DAMM DAMMM DAMMMMM 0-o Drinking Pepsi at burning places XD
     
    YES this is Pepsi Man he is Super cool
     
     

     
     
    Download link => : oops there is no link uhhhhhh
     
     
    PepZ MAN
     
    Pepsi for Pizza
  3. Cloude Chaser
    The first post about Renard was a little missle? THE BUCK? . Yes it was.
     
    So, lets get it on the right hoof?.
     
    Let's start it better than last time.
     
    First my favorite song: Sinisterrrrrrrr.
     

     
     
    And now; some more music for Bronies
    Rainbow Dash Likes Girls
     
    http://lapfoxtrax.com/album/rainbow-dash-likes-girls
     
    Trauma!
     
    http://lapfoxtrax.com/album/trauma
    Post - Traumatic Stress Disorder
     
    http://lapfoxtrax.com/album/post-traumatic-stress-disorder
     
    Now we can see him?her? it? in a better light than last time.
  5. Cloude Chaser

    Negaren

    By Cloude Chaser,

    what ever ._.
     
     
    http://lapfox.bandcamp.com/album/jack
     
     
    http://lapfox.bandcamp.com/album/dont-stop-moving
     
     
    http://lapfox.bandcamp.com/album/trapped-in-the-twerkzone
     
     
    yeah
  8. Cloude Chaser

    ...

    By Cloude Chaser,

    Now, this is a story all about how
    My life got flipped-turned upside down
    And I'd like to take a minute
    Just sit right there
    I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
     
    In west Philadelphia born and raised
    On the playground was where I spent most of my days
    Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
    And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
    When a couple of guys who were up to no good
    Started making trouble in my neighborhood
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
     
    I begged and pleaded with her day after day
    But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
    She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
    I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
     
    First class, yo this is bad
    Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
    Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
    Hmmmmm this might be alright.
     
    But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
    Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
    I don't think so
    I'll see when I get there
    I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
     
    Well, the plane landed and when I came out
    There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
    I ain't trying to get arrested yet
    I just got here
    I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
     
    I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything I could say that this cab was rare
    But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'
     
    I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
    And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
    I looked at my kingdom
    I was finally there
    To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
     
     

     
     
    not my post its from my dude
  11. Cloude Chaser

    hate you

    By Cloude Chaser,

    ther it come
     
    a painful day -------------------------- CHRISTMAS---------------------------------------omg i hate you so much
     
     
    eeeehhhhhhwwwwww why why WHY
     
    why did that day exists i mean what that for a day?
     
    you get a prasent some cake and cookis and that glowing stuff in your room
     
    and then there are some trees you never want in your home some people bell on your door and want mony for songs
     
    and you must throw your mony away for some stuff that your familie never want
     
    and than in the tv all this winter specils and movis and i think only: " OMG WHY WHY HKIUÖLPOIGHC"
     
    +.+ kill me :.c
     
     
     
    AND THATS HOW I THINKING OVER CHRISTMAS KIDS
  12. Cloude Chaser

    SCP-096

    By Cloude Chaser,

    Item #: SCP-096
    Object Class: Euclid
    Special Containment Procedures: SCP-096 is to be contained in its cell, a 5 m x 5 m x 5 m airtight steel cube, at all times. Weekly checks for any cracks or holes are mandatory. There are to be absolutely no video surveillance or optical tools of any kind inside SCP-096's cell. Security personnel will use pre-installed pressure sensors and laser detectors to ensure SCP-096's presence inside the cell.
    Any and all photos, video, or recordings of SCP-096's likeness are strictly forbidden without approval from Dr. ███ and O5-█.
    Description: SCP-096 is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. Subject shows very little muscle mass, with preliminary analysis of body mass suggesting mild malnutrition. Arms are grossly out of proportion with the rest of the subject's body, with an approximate length of 1.5 meters each. Skin is mostly devoid of pigmentation, with no sign of any body hair.
    SCP-096's jaw can open to four (4) times the norm of an average human. Other facial features remain similar to an average human, with the exception of the eyes, which are also devoid of pigmentation. It is not yet known whether SCP-096 is blind or not. It shows no signs of any higher brain functions, and is not considered to be sapient.
    SCP-096 is normally extremely docile, with pressure sensors inside its cell indicating it spends most of the day pacing by the eastern wall. However, when someone views SCP-096's face, whether it be directly, via video recording, or even a photograph, it will enter a stage of considerable emotional distress. SCP-096 will cover its face with its hands and begin screaming, crying, and babbling incoherently. Approximately one (1) to two (2) minutes after the first viewing, SCP-096 will begin running to the person who viewed its face (who will from this point on be referred to as SCP-096-1).
    Documented speeds have varied from thirty-five (35) km/h to ███ km/h, and seems to depend on distance from SCP-096-1. At this point, no known material or method can impede SCP-096's progress. The actual position of SCP-096-1 does not seem to affect SCP-096's response; it seems to have an innate sense of SCP-096-1's location. Note: This reaction does not occur when viewing artistic depictions (see Document 096-1) .
    Upon arriving at SCP-096-1's location, SCP-096 will proceed to kill and [DATA EXPUNGED] SCP-096-1. 100% of cases have left no traces of SCP-096-1. SCP-096 will then sit down for several minutes before regaining its composure and becoming docile once again. It will then attempt to make its way back to its natural habitat, [DATA REDACTED]
    Due to the possibility of a mass chain reaction, including breach of Foundation secrecy and large civilian loss of life, retrieval of subject should be considered Alpha priority.
    Dr. ███ has also petitioned for immediate termination of SCP-096 (see Interview 096-1). Order is awaiting approval. Termination order has been approved, and is to be carried out by Dr. ███ on [DATA REDACTED]. See Incident-096-1-A.
    Audio log from Interview 096-1:
    Interviewer: Dr. ███
    Interviewed: Captain (Ret.) █████████, former commander of retrieval team Zulu 9-A
    Retrieval Incident #096-1-A
  13. Cloude Chaser

    SCP-173

    By Cloude Chaser,

    Item #: SCP-173
    Object Class: Euclid
    Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
    Description: Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.
    Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.
    The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.
  14. Cloude Chaser

    Wifu

    By Cloude Chaser,

    guys i am not realy sure but i think have a wifu
     
    i mean look at her she is beautiful
     
    and maybe sexy
     
    yes guys thats it
     
    and i want know if you have a wifu too
     
     
    thanks for reading
  15. Cloude Chaser

    this was bad

    By Cloude Chaser,

    i strated to made pic´s and i faid
     
    i mean look at this
     
    "Hello i am colgate but i stole the eyes from derpy"
     
    but maybe next time it geting better
     
     
    and in my next post i show you more creepy ponies games
     
     
    Yeah
  17. Cloude Chaser

    SFM

    By Cloude Chaser,

    WOW guys its not easy its not easy i download me source filmmaker and dude this is hard hard work
     
    i mean its so fucking hard i try to make a simple animation and this is to hard for me now
     
    i watch a tutorial and i do evrything right and then faild i dont know why
     
    it will take some weaks
     
     
    ohhh and this picture its only ther because i dont have a other one with ponys and computers
     
     
    ohhh and clop clop clop clop clop clop clop clop clop clop clop clop
  18. Cloude Chaser

    epic

    By Cloude Chaser,

    Jo guys look at this and eat it with you eyes this viedeo is epic
    i mean its cute and funy and ******
     
     
    so eat this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwxuMMlAbAQ&feature=c4-overview&list=UUtwPBSnKnAsvZeKLLig774A
  20. Cloude Chaser

    Why?

    By Cloude Chaser,

    Why are we bronies?
     
    why we are so many?
     
    why some hate so many of us?
     
    Why am I writing this?
     
    why do you read it?
     
    and I ask you why?
     
    I do not understand
     
    do you understand it?
  21. Cloude Chaser

    LOL

    By Cloude Chaser,

    hello today i show you my new picture
     
    it looks as if a child drew it, but it's mine
     
    and my question today is what you think
     
    is it good is it bad? does not really matter the main thing you give ne answer
     
     
     
     
     
    (I should tell you it still is my first picture of its kind)
     
    Translation by google translate
     
    written by me
  22. Cloude Chaser

    My second questions

    By Cloude Chaser,

    Hey ponys its time for some new questions
     
    I know I made some questions yesterday and not all of you answered, but if I don't try, I probably don't learn.
     
    - 1. What would you say about my OC?
     
    - 2. Would you show me your OC?
     
    -3. If you'd find a portal to Equestria what would be the first thing you'd do?
     
    - 4. What do you think about Equestria Girls?
     
    - 5. Do you have any ideas what I could do better with this blog?
  23. Cloude Chaser

    First questions

    By Cloude Chaser,

    Soooooo... here are my first questions for you guys
     
    - Why are you all Bronys or Pegasisters?
     
    - How long do you just enjoy the show?
     
    - Do you make fan arts, animations, music, etc?
     
    - What is your favorite pony?
     
    - From which country are you coming from?
     
    - And my last question for today (you don't have to answer it's just interesting) do you clop?
  24. Cloude Chaser

    Here you go...

    By Cloude Chaser,

    Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..
     
    here we are again
     
    after some month
     
    and lets see whats hapen......NOTHING
     
    sry bro you waste your time
     
    SPONSER ME
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