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    Where to start...
     
    I took off from Whiterun and towards a giant Derpy. But what stood before me was a guard, in my path...
     
    "Let me guess....someone stole your sweet roll?".
     
    Aggravated by this man's harsh tone and insolent disgrace against the obvious kleptomanical progressions of my fellow kinsman, and the complexity of my dessert eating habits. I had to do something...t'was not a problem...
     
    I stepped forward, and with the press of 'Z' I shouted...
     
    "DA WARUDO!!!"
     
    Time, had ceased to function....
     
    During this brief lapse of time, I managed to charge my attack...the Kamehameha!
    Shouting just that, I annihilated my enemy (For a lack of a better noun), gloriously propelling him into a nearby barn, which happened to be in the path of another guard patrolling who then said..
     
    "No Lollygaggin'!"
    (This part actually happened once...I'm serious"
     
    After having a good laugh and a pint at the pub with the cheery fellow, as we talked about our problems, our strife and our missing cakes.
     
    We laughed...
     
    We laughed again...
     
    And...I smashed him in the face with my fist over and over again.
     
    Was all in good fun, of course...
     
    Then I ended up in a prison cell...
     
    Was....all in good fun....
     
    *sobs*
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