Jadefire

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SWISH SWISH SWISH, AIRBENDING SLICE! And the bad guy falls into a lake, then reverse spiritual castration. Also the bad guy explodes.

Granted. It's a shock image like Goatse and you get banned for posting vulgar content. I wish I wish I was a fish.

You press the button, space magic, and then the cosmic Cthulhus go away.

DaReaper x Javik

Slit

Shoo

My daughter can summon nuclear blasts by striking the target at Mach 1, and she and her friends can turn gods into stone.

I would be if Rainbow Dash wasn't present. If she can handle giant dragons and tornadoes and what-have-you, then I think she can handle a hairless monkey.

She did, back in the day. *sigh* I'm afraid my dear Firefly is no longer with us. As long as they keep on top of their responsibilities and stay away from teenage boys, then me and my alternate selves won't have to lay down the pandimensional law. Probably make a mental note to get my medication changed, since giant hairless monkeys in funky clothes are appearing up on my doorstep.

*walks in* Hey guys. Sorry it's been a while, we had some other obligations to take care, and I got reassigned to a thing in the Everfree. But we're back now, so let's get this train wreck a rollin', shall we? Where'd Silver Wave go? *looks around* Huh. I dunno. Maybe he got reassigned? I heard he had a foal recently. Maybe he's taking time off? I guess. Maybe. Maybe. Anyway, where were we? Sorry, but I'm contractually unable to talk about that kind of information. However, since Aevum isn't, I'll give the floor to him. Aevum? From what I gather, Princess Luna is pretty introverted, most of her interactions with her staff tend to be rather formal. However, apparently she's no stranger to feasts and other social occasions. Apart from that, a lot of her down time she tends to spend in her office or her private rooms.

Toss up between Tamriel and the Mass Effect universe. Other than Spike, who is best nonpony?

Indigo sat on his cloud, watching the carnage unfold below him, before he closed his eyes. He wasn't quite sure if this was the best idea, pulling out his ace in the hole this early in the game, or if it would be better to wait until Nova was found and identified, or wait until a later battle. Indigo opened his eyes, no, he had to do this. His forces are going to be crushed now, if he doesn't do what he can to save their lives and salvage this battle. Indigo looked up. It didn't matter either way, he already gave the order. Now he just had to wait. The minutes passed, and nothing happened. More time passed. Indigo furrowed his brow. Is something wrong? Did his order get intercepted. The sounds of booming in the distance answered his question. A few long moments passed, before a strange sound started to fill the air, starting off faint before it started ripping over Indigo and the field below him, drowning out the faint sounds of the battle below. Indigo had never heard the sound before, he can only describe it as a strange power wind, but before he could listen to it more, the source of the sound arrived. Large, white streaks dropped from the sky and impacted the ground in the crowd of alicorns soldiers, and in the next instant, they were engulfed in fire. The flash of fire, followed by the deafening bangs forced Indigo to flinch and cover his face, but in rapid succession the bangs continued. Indigo turned his head back to the carnage, as the explosive barrage finished. He saw the streak of light drop, impact the ground in a burst of fire, which quickly were engulfed in brown as dirt and rock were sprayed into the air, followed by the loud bang as the sound caught up to Indigo's position. Then, one more streak, fire, rock and debris, and sound, and the sound of the battle dropped to complete silence as both sides stopped to figure out what the hell just happened. Sule's artillery had worked perfectly, as large stretch of battlefield that held the bulk of the alicorn soldiers was now turned to a cloud of dust, obscuring the desolation caused by the barrage. Indigo watched the battlefield. "Holy crap..." There was a flicker of light, which drew Indigo's attention to the large energy dome. Soon after, the dome appeared to crack, before it suddenly dissolved into white light. Indigo's eyes widened. "The dome's down..."