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boothnat

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  1. Now now, homicidal big red vs possible godess of creation is HARDLY a fair fight.
  2. Twilight,now an immortal, looks at a picture of her friends, and realizes that sometimes, you just have to let them go.
  3. Actually, we can say clop, as long as we don't start describing it. In any case, do you think rainbow dash would like My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic?
  4. Yes. Because, If I knew the date of my death, I would know that no matter what I do, I could not die untill that day. Similar to how Arthur Dent knew he could not die till he went to Stavro Mueller Beta. EDIT- Plus, If I die before I end my studies, I would be able to just skip them without any consequences and spend the money on the time I have left.
  5. You people are the best things to happen to this planet. At first I thought it was MLP. Or maybe even the fandom. But no. It is you people. You all are better than existence itself. The happiness you create is the sole reason I get up in the morning. I love you all. Thank you.
  6. The little sister sounds like such a [Censored because I don't wanna offend the OP], she probably wouldn't sell for much.
  7. If she feels sad about being fat, I'll give her some cake!
  8. Take the price for the crystals out of you're sister's pocket money. Or sue your little sister. Or sell her stuff. Your choice really.
  9. Wouldn't Molestia being in charge be a bonus? And yes, I would like to go to Equestria, as long as I retained my memories. If not, I would be born in Equestria, and would promptly become a fan of My Little Human: War is Magic and- You get the idea.
  10. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell Life is pretty annoying.
  11. I would move to the cupcakes version of equestria. Mainly to punch Pinkamena. In the face. There is the small issue of death, but compared to punching Pinkamena, tis a minor thing.
  12. Either the element of madness, or the element of farting. Probably farting.
  13. If I woke up next to Luna, first I would stare at her. Then, I would get an evil grin and start to [CENSORED].
  14. We are all sorry for her death, however, we shall not have time to mourn her, because HOLY FUCK THE MOON IS FALLING FROM THE SKY. WE ARE ALL DOOMED. OH LUNA WHY.
  15. And that is the problem with text communications. You can not convey the tone of voice. I read the whole post, I just put the *notices lol just kidding* there for dramatic effect. I pretended to not notice the troll face also for dramatic effect. And quite a few people would refuse consensual from a pony..... Me not being among them of course.
  16. I switch between states of "psychopathic obsession" and moderate fandom. I am a psycho fan! We can be together in MADNESS!
  17. For some reason, if a human dies in a story, or sometimes even in real life, I feel very little empathy for them. But if a unnamed background pony so much as gets maimed in a story, a tiny part of me dies. Crap, am I a misanthrope?
  18. Its a troll option? I never noticed! I took it COMPLETELY SERIOUSLY! *insert evil grin here*
  19. It made me stop murdering people who insulted me. And also, my depressed daydreams had a general theme of ponies to them. Eh, that's about it.
  20. I didn't mean rape as in actually rape. I meant, how do you put it? By rape, I meant that option that a guy puts in at the end of a poll for the shits and giggles. Of course, I could never refuse consensual if it was offered....
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