PinkyLover5

So I just contacted Dell's Customer Service about the problem and they told me that there is no possible way that a half eaten sandwich and a Kraft Single could be in my computer, they said that my wife most likely put it in. I know for a fact that my wife did not put it in because they box was perfectly sealed and untouched when it arrived at my house and I opened it. He then proceeded to tell me that he was going to call the cops if I did not stop my "silly" prank call. The fact that he did not even take me seriously on the phone when I had an extreme problem with a brand new computer that I bought makes me mad. I do not know what to do at this point, should I just run up and slap one of those people? Because that is what it feels like I should do, all they do is call me out on fake accusations of stealing a computer. While I do like the suggestion of getting techy with it and building my own computer, I need to get some type of compensation from Dell, or else they will see me in court. What do you guys think I should do now, because it seems as if I tried everything.

So I do not know whether this is the right section or not for this thread, but I had a big problem with a new Dell computer I have. My wife and I decided to buy a new computer because my old one was very slow, so we bought one of the new Dell computers. I do not know where we bought this computer, my wife got it, but when I got home I saw the box and was very excited. We opened it up and it had one of the worst smells in the world, so we did what every other tech guy would do and we pried it open. To our surprise, there was a half eaten sandwich in there and all the electric parts in the thing were covered in mustard. The smell was horrific and I don't even know if the darn thing works. The next thing is, we looked in the cd opener and found a plastic wrapper that once belonged to piece of cheese that has melted in the computer. I am not sure how much it matters but after examining, I think it is a Kraft Single. I need to know where to go and what to do, I was brought here by a buddy of mine I met in High School who was always a good pal of mine. He has no idea what to do either but he does know that this is the place for techy answers.