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  2. SS Patches
    Pony Hypnotisation was used with
    Applejack
     
    Date of Hypnosis: Unknown (aka can't remember)
    Hypnosis Effectiveness: Interrupted
     
    Feelings Before Hypnosis
    Nervous, With slight shivers and curious
     
    Feelings After Hypnosis
    Drained, Dizzy and feeling like throwing up
     
    After Effects of Hypnosis
    A bit more Honest
    Restlessness, Felt like i could run through my neighborhood twice over and still be full of energy
    Unsure of myself
    Clumsier than usual, Fell down a flight of stairs
    Wanting to Help out more
    Loss of breath, Needed to lay down on the floor and breath and felt like i was breathing in the carpet as well
    Dizzy, had to remember how to walk again even then barely was able to walk
     
    Long Term Effects
    More Honest, even though i still drop a lie every so often
    More Confident in myself, I don't just automatically think that i'm the worst at everything straight away like i used to
     
    Would I attempt it again
    Yes
     
    What order will I be doing
    Applejack, Rainbowdash,Pinkie Pie, Twilight, Fluttershy, Rarity
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    So you want to know how to be the forums most annoying person do you well you have come to the right place.
     
    1. Make a status update every literally 2 seconds to the rate to fill up the Recent Status Updates especially with stuff that is in no way important enough to deserve being a status update
     
    2. Make a new thread if you want to join in to a thread instead of joining in to thread itself (This annoys the heck out of all the Mods and Admins)
     
    3. Make a blog and post New Pages every couple of seconds about nothing in particular such as a car or a keyboard etc.
     
    4. PM people every 5 seconds with stuff they couldn't care less about.
     
    5. Change your name and profile pic all the time
     
    6. Make a signature or avatar request thread and then make all your avatars 501x501 and your signatures 601x101 and make them look decent and make sure you only do it for non subscribers and non donators
     
    Following this guide will make you the forums most annoying person
    Warning
    You will most likely get banned for following this guide
  4. SS Patches
    Well, i just gotta clear my head this entry is just random stuff that's been nagging at me for the longest time so i just decided "Buck it i need to get this off me" so yeah...
     
    well for those who don't know i'm 15 and you know the cycle of teenage life Get good grades in High School, Find a part time job, get a bit of money to spend on stuff, declare independence and well i'm failing the second part of the cycle i can't find a job and it sucks because i can't even get one solely because of something i can't control and well it's getting to me and it's bugging the hell out of me there's a couple of reasons why i can't get a job
     
    1. All the places i think of have no job openings near me
    2. All the places that have job openings are too far away
    3. They require having social skills (which i have none of)
     
    the second thing is that i can barely sleep at night i keep waking up from either a nightmare or i just have to much on my brain to think about and i'm getting to the end of my wits from not being able to sleep and yeah there have been times where i'm just willing myself to sleep and well it's just annoying because i want to sleep but i can't
     
    and well i guess last thing is that i'm not adapting to being out of hospital yet i'm just finding myself confused and out of my head like things that i was good at just became to hard for me like at pokemon for example i usually beat all my friends in battles but recently I've just had a very long string of losing and only one friend of mine who doesn't really care if they win or lose one day came up to me and was like "Hey, you okay you don't seem to be yourself anymore" and i looked at them and i said "well... i have no clue i feel... i don't know like i'm confused and making mistakes that i have never made before and it's starting to get to me a bit" i have never said something like that to a friend i usually say "yeah... i'm fine just bit tired or something" because i don't really want my friends to know that i'm being troubled by something so yeah...
     
    writing about this kind of helped me i guess well i suppose this is good day to you all
  5. SS Patches
    Okay so today at school i was sitting down on a seat talking to one of my friends and out of no where one of my other friends just comes up to me grabs me by the shoulders and says "You know what? i'm going to take you out on a date and it's going to be extremely Romantic you in?" and i was like "i'm free at 7 on Saturday" and then i laughed then he laughed and walked off and i looked at my friend who was laughing his head off at the scene and i said "Damn i was close to going on a date" my friend went from laughter to shock and i said "I'm joking you douche" and he replied with "imma slap you for making that sound so believable"
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    Video Game Logic

    By SS Patches,

    Just some random Video Game Logic that I've found (I might expand on this one day)
     
    Skyrim (Guards):
    Dragon attacking this village? there's that guy that stole a potato (yes i stole a potato in Skyrim) GET HIM!
     
    *arm gets cut off*
    Huh! what was that?
    *2 secs later*
    Must have been the wind
     
    Hitman: Blood Money
    Changes into the clothes of a dead guy = Not Suspicious at all
    Drugs Drink with Aphrodisiac = Not Suspicious at all
    Accidentally brush past someone = HE'S AN ASSASSIN GET HIM!
     
    Getting chased by cops?
    Just climb up a ladder and they won't have any idea where you went
     
    Call of Duty: Ghosts
    Fires gun in space
    Makes a Noise
    Doesn't push you backwards
    Goes in a very accurate straight line
     
    Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow
    Oh your 10? here's a Plant/Turtle/Lizard that will protect you from wild Rats and Birds
     
    Huge Criminal Organisation uses extremely weak Pokemon and are feared by everyone in the region no matter who they are
  9. SS Patches
    I hate my brain and its knowledge of things I don't need to know such as that all sickness will eventually kill me no matter what it is. I'm tired of my mother never letting me take a day off school unless I throw up in front of her. I'm just tired and stressed I can't handle school any longer I feel my sanity slip away from me, I just have no idea why, but I haven't talked to anyone about what's happening to me, I just don't feel like people would even care they'd just say something like I'm not used to school or I'm just looking for an excuse to not go to or be at school so I'm just sitting here in the darkness of my room lying on my bed and just staring at the ceiling because I have no motivation anymore to work I want to work but I can't get into the right state of mind to work.
  10. SS Patches
    Okay, so after returning home from school after getting in a fight with a bully who was picking on my friend i was "disciplined" because i didn't follow the schools policy on bullying which is


     

    If You are being bullied, go speak to a teacher about it if the teacher is busy or in a meeting to go see your year adviser and if they can't be found or are too busy go see the Deputy Principal if the DP is busy or missing go see the principal if the principal is busy or in a conference than wait and see the head teacher in charge of the subject that the bullying occurred in at no point do you harm the bully.


     

    What would happen if you actually followed the policy?



    The Teacher is too busy the year adviser can't do anything except talk to the bully the DP has always gone somewhere the Principal is doing nothing and makes students never have to talk to him the head teacher can't do anything to help except for the same thing the Year Adviser does.


     

    So how do you get anything to happen?


     

    You walk up to bully and you punch him in the face and beat him and his friends up and take whatever the punishment the DP decides to give you because no one cares about any problem between students.


  11. SS Patches
    Hey Guys, this is a new blog i have decided to start this kind of blog my reasoning for this is


    These would probably end up being too long for a status update
    These probably wouldn't be inside the rules for a topic or pass for topics


    This is a bit of a warning i guess these are my thoughts/opinions so if they offend you i apologize for that


     

    These Entries Would Include


    MLP Logic (things i found wrong with the story)
    Movie Stuff (such as things wrong with the story or the logic of the movie)
    Fan Fics (that i have read [i guess you could call them reviews])
    Random/General Stuff (Games,Let's Players,Advertisements and things i find stupid about some peoples logic)

     
     

    P.S I Have Decided to Write These Using Font Positioning Changes and Different Font Colours/Styles



    P.P.S These are Probably Going to be Considered as Rants/a way to Vent Anger/Sadness/Confusion


  12. SS Patches
    Hello! I have made a new Blog for people to ask me questions whether it be what I feel towards people or stuff related towards MLP I don't care I just want something to answer and make sure it's Safe for Work I'm probably going to check on this at school I can't have my personal laptop banned from school how am I supposed to work on my fan fics then?
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    If Anybody Cares

    By SS Patches,

    wow someone actually was curious enough to look at my blog it's not like i care if people don't even look at this i just want to write something out well, i'm depressed i just i don't know i was reflecting on my life and i found out that the only part of my life that i remember is all my shitty memories like i can't even make a list of good things in my life before i remember what my life is like no-one in my family could even care about me which i just wish would change nothing could been be worse hell i even depress myself though i guess you reader couldn't care less about me though i'm always just going to be depressed i guess i'm burning out my sanity is slipping away from myself i feel Angry but when i do feel angry i get depressed if i were to die only about 5 people would care that i was gone though i suppose that you dear reader are just going to type some encouraging advice or just going to try and help me don't even try to help i'm to late to be helped i'm already depressed i don't someone telling me to look at the greater things of life or some shit like that oh and by the way this isn't anything to do with suicide i'm too depressed to even think about that
  16. SS Patches
    sO i hATE cHRISTMAS bECAUSE i hAVE tO gO aROUND aND sEE rELATIVES wHO tALK aBOUT rANDOM sTUFF bUT wHENEVER i pICK fUN aT sOMETHING sTUPID i jUST fEEL lIKE tHERE aLL tHINKING aBOUT hOW i'M sO sTUPID fOR tHINKING tHAT hELL iF i bRING uP aNYTHING fUNNY tHEY jUST gO aLL qUIET sO i uSUALLY jUST wALK iNTO tHE bACKYARD aND jUST sIT tHERE tHINKING aBOUT hOW wHY dO i eVEN tALK aNYMORE.
  17. SS Patches
    Okay so it's been a whole long time since i've been on here but basically from a long story to a short story stuff has come up in my life that requires me to move away from home.
     
    Now you see that wouldn't be such a big problem but I am only 15 turning 16 so i essentially have to get disowned/emancipated just so i can actually get a place to live but to do that i need a good enough income to support myself as an adult (aka to pay bills and treatment).
     
    But the problem with all of that is is that i can't get a job.
     
    I don't have the skills needed to get one for those who don't know i suffer from Agoraphobia and Social Anxiety which just means i can't at all be social in real life unless i'm able to get comfortable with the person over a period of time.
     
    So basically i really am trying to move out by the coming school holidays but i'm starting to just think about giving up and waiting until i'm 18 but the thing is is that i wont be able to wait that long stuff at home will get worse and worse until i can barely handle getting up in the morning (which is already difficult now) or even just leaving my room to go outside (Again still kinda difficult now).
     
    So i have no damn clue as to what i should or shouldn't do I really do want to move out but my brain is stopping me and giving me massive fear all the time i try to apply for a job which even getting my CV was hard to do because i know that i need to get a job if i have one.
     
    In the end of this all i really don't know what to do anymore, I'm trying everything but i wont be able to do anything until i'm 18 or something.
  18. SS Patches
    Hack EX
    Platforms: Android only
     
    Story/Plot: There is a very small Plot to this game where the goal is to become the best virtual hacker underneath an Alias by increasing your Rank and Reputation
     
    Gameplay: The Gameplay consists of three elements these elements are Scanning, Hacking, and Uploading and Downloading
    Scanning
    The Purpose of this is to find IP addresses to hack finding an IP address with a lower firewall level than your bypasser's level the reason for this is because it takes longer and has a lower chance of success but if you manage to get through a high leveled firewall means that you can hack a lot better stuff and take it for yourself
    Hacking
    Basically what you would expect this is where you can hack people's bank accounts and take what they have stored up in them and also when hacking you can check out a log that shows you what activity has been performed on the phone (things like what they have bought, money movement, what devices they have hacked, if someone has hacked them etc.)
    Uploading and Downloading
    Downloading is a process where you can download someone's firewall/whatever you need or want such as if someone you hack has a level 4 firewall and you only have a level 1 firewall you can just download their firewall for free and Uploading is where you can upload a virus onto them where you can either spy on them or just gain money per hour the virus is uploaded onto them
     
    Thoughts
    Hack EX is the type of game where you need just a smidge of luck by that i mean that you need a bit of luck to not be hacked and also it's a bit of luck to get through higher leveled firewalls though even though the game may be simple for some reason it's fun to play and if you have an Android phone it's something to check out if you seem like you like it
     
    Scoring
    I wont give it a score as i think it's only scored as what people think of the game but if you really do want a scoring from me it would have to be 3.5/5 it has a lot of wasted opportunity like there could have been just a bit more put in to the game but just wasn't put in there
     
    Anyway I have to go so..
    See you all next entry I post
  19. SS Patches
    Okay, so after being bored one day and deciding to raise a Completely Grass type team I talked to my friend about It and they saId that would raise a Bug type team I said well why don't we just get the others involved and so we are all raising Pokemon Gyms I'm doing a Grass type gym and my friends doing his Bug Type gym and the others I have no idea about what they are doIng so I want to ask you guys what should be In my Team of six (no LegendarIes, only one Mega Pokemon and Only Grass types Dual types are allowed) because I have a random team but I just want to see what others suggestions are.
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    Random News

    By SS Patches,

    Okay so i have some news to share with you guys
    well more technically 2 bits of news
     
    1. I'm now the official Cameraman in my friends band
    2. I'm going to Beijing in September sometime this year
     
    and that is all the news that i have to share i think if anything i think of is added it will be added underneath this bit of text
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    My Newest Story

    By SS Patches,

    Now This is the Story that i decided to write of how my stomach emptied itself into a bucket and than i had some fresh air (if you didn't sing this in the Fresh prince of bel air theme then why you read?)


     
     
     

    This is what happens when i get bored at home and is sick


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    Wrote by Rodinga
    Description: Dinky Doo melts ponies hearts and hugs everything wherever she goes. Normally this is limited to scamming sweets from adults and convincing ponies to lose at battleclouds, but It’s only a matter of time before she uses her adorableness to achieve her true destiny: Enslaving Equestria to fulfill her every desire. By mere chance, Octavia has resisted the filly's siren song. Together with her old friend Vinyl, they must survive as the only sane ponies in a world gone mad.
    Chapters: 4
    Words: 14,846
    http://www.fimfiction.net/story/165111/the-reign-of-princess-dinky-the-cute
     
    Hey Guys, it's Derpy , again with a new Fan Fic Review today it follows the story of Dinky Doo (Derpy Hooves's Daughter) who has enslaved all of Equestria with her Adorableness to become a princess so it's up to Octavia and Vinyl Scratch to make all of Equestria no longer serve Dinky for her designs that she creates.

     

    My Thoughts


    This was a good story to read the humor it has isn't overdone it balances out the humor between its "seriousness" it does have some weird moments but for the bulk of the story, it keeps within the canon and it also comes apart from the canon at some spots, but it is soon going straight back into it, the story is spread out in 3 chapters with an epilogue which is just what rewards Octavia and Vinyl are going to receive after the story is over the rewards are kind of strange

     
    The Idea was Pretty Good the idea of a Filly becoming an ultimate ruler of Equestria was a very interesting Idea to read about the author kept the idea rooted in the story, it didn't just get introduced and was just talked about once in a while it gradually was acted out in spots.

     

    The Plot wasn't that Confusing and a bit Straight Forward and doesn't really walk away from the ending if it did walk away from the ending it would definitely would have to be longer, but it would probably add like a quarter chapter to the story to keep its charm and not feel dragged out.


     

    ​The Execution of the story was alright it was wrote in Octavia's POV (Point of View) and i didn't find any visible holes within the plot but i could of missed them (so my final score won't factor in the Execution of the plot so this is going to be brief) the problems were solved in the ending but there was only one problem and that was Dinky but there's a bit of a plot hole i have found which was


     

    My Final Score is 8.5/10



    Certain Things Need to be Improved



    Sequel Worthy? No this story wrapped everything up in such a way that there isn't anything sequel worthy to be found.


     

    Anyway I have to go.



    and Remember



    Stay Derpy


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    Wrote by: Akumokagetsu
    Description: Trixie Lulamoon outwits her own socks to prove that she is indeed Great and Powerful. It is a very difficult Process.
    Chapters: 1
    Words: 1,510
    http://www.fimfiction.net/story/164061/trixie-is-a-genius/
     
     

    Hey Guys i have a Fic I have read today the Information for it is above this the story itself was defiantly funny it follows the story of Trixie trying to pass Twilight's IQ Test to try and get placed in a Job but Twilight decides to trick her after getting to the end of her wits


     

    My Thoughts



    I thought that this was a great story but they were some flaws such as Twilight drinking coffee but i easily excused it by the comedic appeal and it captures the type of anger that Trixie would have quite nicely


     

    So I have to say that:


    The Idea was Great
    The Plot was Great
    The Execution It was Alright


    My Rating? Could be Longer and some Things could be Improved but still a great story



    Check it out? Definitely! If you have the time to of course.



    Sequel Worthy? No it would be to hard to make a sequel after this but that's just my Opinion


     

    What do you guys think about this Story i'd love to know so leave your thoughts below



    If you want you can suggest a Fan Fic for me to review next


     

    But anyway this has gone on for long enough so until next Entry



    Stay Derpy!


  24. SS Patches
    Okay, so in the First 2 Episodes I think it was part 2 where this actually happened when Twilight drinks the potion Zecora gave her (that white potion) she goes back in time/views past events shouldn't Celestia and Luna be speaking in Canterlock?


     

    Okay, well I guess the Celestia vs Nightmare Moon can be excused because they weren't addressing each other as Subjects but the time when Luna and Celestia are trying to get rid of Discord they wouldn't be regrading him as a subject right?


  25. SS Patches
    this was my Day
     
    I woke up to the sounds of feet tramping through my house just outside my door, I then walk outside my door to find my father walking around moving boxes of stuff, then pausing to yell at me and ask why I put a tv on top of my desk and I replied "Well, I didn't have any other place to put it, " he then called me an idiot and just walked out of my house and drove off I then asked my mother "why was he here now?" my mother replied "I don't know" I said "oh" and had my breakfast which was a Banana Milk as usual and so I powered on my laptop and waited for Skype to start while doing this I hopped on the forums and just did what I normally do look at notifications, then lurk at the home screen for any topics/blogs and status updates that interest me and then I went onto Skype and got accused of lurking on Skype and trying to soil snowy's reputation and I was found guilty (I'm innocent by the way) and then I just derpped on Skype for a bit I should probably eat some dinner soon or something.
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