Kelario

Hm......breddy gud 8/10

8/10 good ambient music

I'm writing a fanfic and I need some cover art. If it's possible, I want a scene of a space shuttle flying over Ponyville. Can anyone please help with this? Thanks in advance.

Why? What's wrong with iit?

I've never met anyone less dense than me. Holy crap. (5'7", 115 lbs)

If I might interject: OP said that this thread "does not support radical feminism ... supporting female superiority." By this point in time, feminism advocating actual equality is long dead (let's see...30 years or so?). Feminism these days is radical feminism, and legit feminism is egalitarianism which is shunned by society. Just pointing that out.

Research brain computerization (uploading consciousness to a computer) and Matrix-style simulation so we can start colonizing cyberspace.

Banned because I just stepped on a Lego.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/200752/pokemon-equestria-version I am barely beginning (only the prologue is done) to write a fanfiction. It's a crossover with Poke'mon, where that world attempts to invade and conquer Equestria, taking advantage of their accidentally killing Luna. Point of view shifts between Equestria and the Kanto region. I have two requests here. 1) I would like a critique. I'm self-conscious about pretty much everything I do and right now am taking advantage of anonymity for feedback. I've been told my writing is good but I'm never sure until I've perfected it. 2) I'd like to start asking for cover art now (this is FiMFiction) so as to save time later. What I'd like is something of a battlefield, with Lt. Surge and Electric Poke'mon spewing lightning on one side and some unicorn Royal Guard on the other, spewing magic. I'm too tired to make this post look nice or to say anything elaborate, or to grovel, or whatever. Half of this is filler. Thanks for responses.

I woke up this morning early to stream the new episode (airs at 6:30 where I live), went "screw this," and went back to sleep. I immediately proceeded to have a lucid dream, and it was the longest and most awesome I've ever experienced, but I committed what would probably be considered high crime so I can't talk about it.

1.5/10 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTfdfM4zQJc

I suffer from what I believe might be a combination of lipodystrophy and low blood pressure. The latter should be obvious, but for those who don't know lipodystrophy is a condition basically opposite to diabeetus, where your body produces many times more insulin than it should. The advantage to this is that I can eat as much as I damn well please and still be on the brink of starving. The disadvantage is that no clothes in stores ever fit me. I weigh roughly 120 pounds, and its obvious where my ribcage ends because my ribcage is my entire source of width in my upper torso. My abdomen is concave, regardless of the fact that I eat between two and four pieces of pizza for lunch daily plus a big dinner. While I haven't actually been bullied directly for my weight, I'm a bit pissed at clothing companies for assuming everyone is super fat. Actually, I blame America for administering Alaska, which isn't fat like America. My pants are the main problem. My waist is 28 inches; my legs are 32 inches. The smallest waist I can find is 29, and the ones with those only have legs of 30. I believe I own one pair of pants now that has legs that long, with a 30-inch waist. So basically, my ideal pants size is something that doesn't exist because naw way, no one's that thin, not in any American dependency!

Thanks. I knew it existed but the search didn't find it.

Oh by the way, in case it might be classified by some as cyberbullying: I looked up the laws in my state. The law that comes closest to banning cyberbullying bans only electronic threats, a harassment charge. There is a proposed law that just passed committee in the state senate that covers it, but only in severe cases to which my feeble attempt does not live up. By existing law, they really can't nail me.

You made it purely out of boredom. Ha. Hey guys! I inspired something!

Hey guys, I've started. Closest to @Pixel Stick's situation is the comment about the guy having 20 girlfriends.

What I classify as trolling vs. assholism: (I intend to do that one.)

(Updated detail.) I recently discovered that most of the idiots at my school have Twatters as well as Facenovels. The things that makes Twitter better for trolling than Facebook are 1) no requirement for a real name, and 2) things from outsiders don't go to a junk mail folder. These leave me a straight shot to hilarity as people get totally frustrated at my snide comments and yet have to put up with them because they don't know who I am. What I intend to do is crack jokes about things they've said in class, and include their Twitter tag, or name, or whatever comes after the @. They'll have to see it, and they'll know that it's somebody from school but because of the fake name they won't be able to identify him. They'll talk about it in school, and I can taunt and trash talk them from there. I'm going after the popular guy and his worshippers. Should I do this? Vote now.

In my house, the fly on the wall would SEE a cat trying to eat it. What it would hear is beyond me.

I have a class, required by my school but taken for an elective credit, that quite frankly reminds me of that Career Day episode of Invader Zim: This week the topic is financial careers. One of the assignments, where I struggled, was on economic terminology, which I finally solved via the process of elimination. The other assignment dealt with credit card interest, and it recommended an online calculator. I googled around a bit and found quite a few calculators, with problems: half of them didn't give me the information I needed, a couple asked for terms between which I didn't know the difference, and the rest couldn't agree on the correct answer. I don't know exactly what I'm doing either, though it seems like it should be so simple. So here's the actual questions: What exactly do I do here? It seems logical and easy until I actually think about it. This is due next Monday.

Linux > Mac > PC. Macs are overpriced though. I saw in somebody's signature somewhere (probably not this forum) this:

And One / PAKT, which split from each other a few years ago. Techno bands. -Anything in German by And One -The three songs ever released by PAKT

I read somewhere (probably Cracked though) that there is a direct correlation between the number of local country music stations and the local suicide rate. Whether this is a cause or an effect is beyond me.

They are pretty sure that there is probably life on Enceladus, but they have yet to drill to the ocean and find it. If we ever go out to space and find intelligent aliens, I think we should take into account their level of intelligence. If we are smarter than them, we should use them as slaves. If not, we should try to form a treaty allowing both races to live on the other's planet with the natives of the planet.

Sorry, but your idea isn't new. There are many languages (say, Klingon) that exist for no reason other than to exist. Maybe try to make words inflect instead of just using random words for random English equivalents. This is to say, create a suffix/prefix for verb tenses, use something for a plural (optional: dual) noun, and optionally add grammatical case (something English doesn't have but is interesting nonetheless).