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  1. Something Floaty
    It's somewhere on the scale between "Limbaugh" and "humpback whale".
  2. Something Floaty

    I like the name change, your Highness.

    1. Venomous

      Venomous

      :D
  3. Something Floaty

    Hello, everyone.

    1. ghostfacekiller39

      ghostfacekiller39

      Greetings! :D

  4. Something Floaty
    My schedule is exactly the same in summer, only I complain more about the heat. It's getting to be about 60 degrees here. I already miss winter.
  5. Something Floaty
    Welcome to MLPforums, VoltGamers. Bewarrrrre
  6. Something Floaty
    I am actually a little too wary of horses or ponies to go near them. A few years ago at the Big E (regional fair here in New England), a horse kicked me so hard it broke two of my ribs.
  7. Something Floaty
    If I had one, I would make sure she wasn't the kind who would attempt to murder me in my sleep. Been there, done that.
  8. Something Floaty
    It's okay. I should probably stop making puns at every opportunity. Someone is bound to strangle me for it eventually.
  9. Something Floaty
    Oh. Well, sufficient to say I was using the opportunity to make bad puns. I wasn't actually chastising you. I try not to chastise pretty girls, I'm pretty sure that's never ended well in the history of...well, ever.
  10. Something Floaty
    I think you mean the incredibly salty taste of Ramen.
  11. Something Floaty
    I think you missed the amp-portant reason for my post.
  12. Something Floaty
    I'm positive that calling him "Volt" shows a shocking lack of consideration. Ohm afraid I have to insist you get his permission. I don't mean to be negative or anything, but this is currently bothering me.
  13. Something Floaty
    20% coolness, 50% intelligence, 20% fun, and 20% mathematical ability.
  14. Something Floaty

    Hey, what happened to the birthdays list on the side of the page?

  15. Something Floaty
    I'm not sure if that's neat-looking, or a glimpse into an alternate dimension powered entirely by the blood of innocents. Excuse me while I quietly reflect on my mortal soul or something.
  16. Something Floaty
    It used to be that the Simpsons did everything first. South Park even made an episode about that. It's sad to see how the mighty have fallen so low. The Simpsons used to be great. They never spoofed what was popular, except in sporadic places during episodes. They NEVER completely dedicated an episode to this sort of thing. Long gone are the days of Frank "Grimey" Grimes and the like. The Simpsons is a pathetic shell of what it used to be, more like Family Guy than anything else. I don't know if it's because that's what the demographic today likes and the writers are desperately trying to remain relevant, or because they don't know what to do anymore now that the show has been on longer than most of their target demographic has even been alive, or a combination of both. All I know is that if they had ended this show ten or fifteen years ago, it would still be regarded today as one of the funniest and most socially influential animated shows in history. Instead, they spend 20 episodes a year eroding their own reputation. The Simpsons has been a lousy, unwatchable show for more seasons now than it was a great show, and that is just sad. We have been witness for almost a decade to the decline, fall, and life-support-aided vegetative state of a piece of American culture. If every form of media went the Watterson route, the world of entertainment would be a much better place.
  17. Something Floaty
    *begins secretly commissioning drawings of Ponyghostie shipped with Spike*
  18. Something Floaty

    Applejacks don't taste like apple, and stale Applejacks don't taste like jack.

    1. Commander Hurricane

      Commander Hurricane

      Congratulations.

  19. Something Floaty
    I love the platypus because it's just so ridiculous. I mean, come on! Look at it! It's fucking adorable, like it was created by god's daughter during "Take Your Child to Work Day". But most of my favorite creatures are ocean-dwelling. I have always been fascinated by marine biology, especially the arthropods. The physiology of lobsters, crabs, and shrimp are interesting enough to keep me occupied for days. (Plus, they're delicious!)
  20. Something Floaty
    I've said it before and I'll say it again: If cats ever develop opposable thumbs, we're screwed. The only reason they haven't killed most of us in our sleep and put the rest in shackles is because they need people to do a lot of things for them. Once they can do it themselves, we're only going to be good for zoos and backrubs.
  21. Something Floaty
    I have a lot of common fears (drowning, et cetera), but one thing that consistently freaks me out is moths. Also butterflies. I know it sounds ridiculous, but...well, bees, hornets, wasps, flies...they are all annoying and worrisome, what with the painful stingers and all, plus horsefly bites are just awful. But they have one thing going for them: Sound. You can hear them coming, you know when they are near, because of the buzzing. They are like bombing planes. Yeah, you might not be able to avoid them, but at least you can try, and failing that, you can prepare yourself. Moths and butterflies, on the other hand, are generally much larger than bees or flies, and completely FUCKING SILENT. One second, I'm out on the porch reading a book and enjoying a cigarette, and the next moment some huge, fluttering monstrosity is attempting to make icky insect love to my face. It's creepy and oddly terrifying when I'm not expecting it.
  22. Something Floaty
    Hmm, I really like her mane...
  23. Something Floaty
    The smell of the air before, during, and after a strong rainstorm...but only when it's warm out, when it's too cold the smell just isn't the same. Bacon, garlic, or onions cooking. There are many others, but by far the smell that I enjoy the most is the smell of old books in a used bookstore.
  24. Something Floaty
    Pasta. I am on a low-to-no carb diet (basically, just meat, vegetables, dairy, and fruit) and I would literally bludgeon the Pope to death with the arm of King Tut (and clean it off afterwards with an original copy of the Declaration of Independence) for the chance to eat a giant bowl of pasta without worrying about the carbs.
  25. Something Floaty
    Just dropping in to say that I am also a fan of the new Ponyghostie. Also dropping in because this is consistently the only chatty thread on the main page. Either there are more Rarity fans than there are fans of the other five, or you guys just talk a lot more.
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