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Noire Panzer

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  1. Hi i saw you playing with your best pony but i think i have deserved her more than you

  2. Who else is coming with me to invade the Fire Nation today?

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    Spoiler

     What the fudge did you just fudgin say about me, you little pony? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in magic kindergarten, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Nightmare Moon, and I have over 300 confirmed friendships. I am trained in magic warfare and I’m the top pony in the entire Equestrian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another friend. I will wipe you the fudge out with friendship the likes of which has never been seen before on Equestria, mark my fudgin words. You think you can get away with saying that sneks to me over the Ponynet? Think again, fudger. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pegasi across Equestria and your hoofprints are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, magpie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your hoof. You’re fudgin hecked, pony. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed friendship, but I have access to the entire arsenal of ponies and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable flank off the face of the continent, you little pony. If only you could have known what magical friendship your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fudgin tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn pony. I will sick friendship all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fudgin hecked, pony. 

  4. I eat cold mac & cheese. Savage lvl: 120%

    1. Noire Panzer

      Noire Panzer

      Only the truest savages eat mac & cheese and spaghettios cold. Ravioli ravioli give me the formioli 

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  5. It's that time again! Have a great weekend. ~ :) 

  6. Who thinks Yooka-Laylee is basically Banjo-Kazooi?

    1. Noire Panzer

      Noire Panzer

      You wouldn't be far off since it's a spiritual successor to "collect-a-thons" of the past. More specifically Banjo-Kazooie :muffins:

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  7. When the meme's on point

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    1. Noire Panzer

      Noire Panzer

      Shockingly doesn't sound like a car alarm like most sites.

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  8. When the meme's on point

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    1. Noire Panzer

      Noire Panzer

      N-n-no. I hope no chihuahuas get upset :C

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  9. This is some weird shizz man

    1. Noire Panzer

      Noire Panzer

      HOW D-DARE YOU AVATARSHAME ME! REEEEE MUH PATRIARCHY!!!!!

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  10. This is some weird shizz man

    1. Noire Panzer

      Noire Panzer

      I REMEMBER WHEN I DIDN'T HAVE NOTIFICATION SOUNDS! THE FUTURE IS SCARY HOLD ME FROSTY D: 

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  11. imo the show went downhill after the first half of the first episode

    1. Noire Panzer

      Noire Panzer

      Idk the moment I was the intro I walked out

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  12. I'LL OPEN UP THAT BRAINLESS SKULL OF YOURS AND CARVE THE DAMN RULES ON THE INSIDE

    1. Noire Panzer

      Noire Panzer

      U WANNA 'AVE A GO MATE? U AVIN A GIGGLE? LETS GO

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  13. Stop posting false news :^)

    1. Noire Panzer

      Noire Panzer

      AND I WILL BUILD THE WALL! AND MAKE THE TAXPAYERS PAY FOR IT!

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