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  3. MVC NVMXD JVRXD
    So while the forum turned a big blind eye on me, I decided to try to slip my way out of here. For multiple reasons, which I shall not go into. But yeah, for maybe what... three? days, I've tried to not go to this site, and just move on with my internet activity.
    BUT THIS PLACE IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO LEAVE.
    Of course, a large portion of you probably never noticed my absence, due to my whole method of trying not to draw attention to myself, and making a humble departure status update.
    Welp, you guys can now rest in peace(see my joke?), knowing that your favorite member can never leave the forums.
  4. MVC NVMXD JVRXD
    Yep. The book contradicted a lot of my views and all, but it was a pretty good book.
    If you don't know what this book is, then let me tell you: So it's the future. Communism has basically become the world's dominant political party, and the only, might I add. They have completely erased man's ego, and taken the word "I" out of their vocabulary. So that's a little strange, reading a book where every singular pronoun is replaced with "we" and all.
    In an effort to control man, they have destroyed most technological acheivements. They're basically amish. The plot is the standard "free thinker" story. The Rush album "2112" was based off it. They even have similar endings. (sorry if that spoiled it.)
    The book itself was good, but Ayn Rand is just so outspoken with her opinions. I mean, when I was reading it, teacher's were asking me why I would read it, because it's just such a far right book, on the political scale. Philosophy aside, Ayn Rand does use good symboligy and descriptions in her writing. While I don't plan on reading much by her (I've read the Fountainhead already.), the book was still enjoyable.
    If you care to hear my opinion, that is.
  6. MVC NVMXD JVRXD
    Just take a moment to examine that picture. In my opinion, this is further proof that all staff members are alien freemasons, all working for the Illuminati. Just thought you guys would like that.
     
    Also, it seems that this blog has been drifting further from it's purpose of metal and into the stranger, more entertaining general. Well, to fix that, take this.

    Take a moment to admire that sexy Chromium. Remember, you will never be as good as chromium. No matter how hard you try, chromium will always be better than you. You know that person you had a crush on in highschool? Well chromium is now hooking up with her as we speak. What about that one thing you always wanted to do? CHROMIUM DOES THAT FOR A LIVING. Despite ANYTHING you try to do to top chromium, chromium will ALWAYS show you that CHROMIUM WRECKS SHIT UP.
    LAWS OF CHROMIUM
    IF YOU MESS WITH CHROMIUM, YOU WILL DIE.
    IF YOU DIS CHROMIUM, YOU WILL DIE.
    IF YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN CHROMIUM IN ANY WAY, YOU WILL DIE.
    IF YOU THINK YOU'RE CHROMIUM, YOU WILL DIE.

    Face it. You're meek existence means NOTHING to chromium. You could die for all chromium cares, he'll just continue swaggin it up.
    REMEMBER THAT FACE, BECAUSE THAT IS THE LAST THING YOU WILL SEE BEFORE YOU DIE.
    CHROMIUM.
  7. MVC NVMXD JVRXD
    So everyone's favorite admin Scootacool has a very interesting avatar. At first glance, it appears to be Scootaloo wearing glasses like she's some 1950's Greaser. But upon further inspection, I noticed a few other things...
    Them glasses.
    Look at them! They aren't even over his ears! By this logic, then those glasses shouldn't even be on his head! Though if these fell of his head, he would lose his cool luster, thus bringing shame upon MLP Forums... So I suspect something else....
    ANCIENT ALIEN TECHNOLOGY.
    That's right, everyone. We all know that aliens came down to earth to aide Feld0 in creating this site, loaning him their mystical technology in return for moderator-ship. That's right, all your favorite mods are really aliens. But the admins aren't aliens, so they lack the alien magic that every other mod has. This means that it shouldn't be possible for those glasses to stay on. Yet they do! The only reasonable explanation is that aliens have cast an alien spell on him to keep the glasses on his head forever.
    But still, I'm not even finished with this.
    WHAT'S UP WITH THAT FEZ?
    It doesn't even look like it's on his head! Rather, it appears to be some abnormal growth upon his forehead. After inspecting this fez some more, and bringing it to some of the top UFOlogists, I have again came to an interesting conclusion.
    SCOOTACOOL WAS POISENED BY ALIEN RADIATION.
    Now, I know what you're thinking. If he was poisened by radiation, then why doesn't he turn into a giant green monster when he turns angry? And I'll tell you why. You see, everyone experiences radiation differently. Plus, it was only recently that this growth appeared. So with his different reaction, combined with the protection of alien magic, the radiation was reduced to making a growth on his head. Yep. Mystery = solved.
    WAIT DJENTY, IF EVERY MOD'S AN ALIEN, THEN WHY DIDN'T THE FBI TAKE THEM AWAY?
    Well, you see, Feld0 is really a part of the illuminati. MLP Forums itself was part of it's master plan. By participating on this forum, not only are you hiding aliens, but you are helping the illuminati acheive their goal of world domination. Wanna know who else was in the illuminati?
    LAUREN FAUST.
    Yup. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was created to get more males to join Lauren on her illuminati crusade.
     
    I hope you remember this, everyone.
     
    UPDATE
    Scootacool has become one with his mod brethren. The man in charge of the technical aspects of this site is, in fact, an alien.
    I for one welcome our new Alien Overlords.
    ;_;
  8. MVC NVMXD JVRXD
    Exactly what the title implies.
    So anyway, my thoughts on things.
    Music - TesseracT sucks. I don't know why, but I hate this band with a passion. They've always been just like a Periphery/FellSilent clone, and a bad one at that. Meh.
    Jazz is an awesome genre. It takes other inferior genres and spits in their faces. I mean, the musicianship required for jazz is crazy. With all the improv some bands have to do, the chords, the time signatures, these players definitely know what they are doing.
    Deftones are another favorite. I consider them metal, but they aren't like any other band. Their songs have a big range. Some are calm stuff that create a nice atmosphere, yet on the same album the can have an "in your face" heavy song. And Chino's screams. Gotta love them screams.
    These forums - I really hope the blogging system doesn't create a problem like the chat did. I know it won't require moderators, but still. It can be easy for people to think of this site as another tumblr with all these blogs, and then they'll just get caught up in them.
    I really hope season 3 will breathe a little more life in here. Not to be pessimistic about everything, but stuff for me has been a little repetitive with the absence of new episodes to discuss. Then again, I always have the greatest thread ever, aka the Metal thread.
    You should all check out the metal thread. Quality thread. Good posting indeed.
    Personal stuff that you probably don't care about - I'm dreading the return of school. Some kids in school really... piss me off. They are so judging about everything, yet they don't know anything about what they call people. And by that, I mean the people that go "you like metal? lolemo" and all. Another part of school that's been bothering me is the work you have to do during the summer before school starts. School starts... the Friday of next week, I think, and I've done like, 13 out of 100 something questions. AND I HAVE TO READ A BOOK. <_< Screw procrastination.
    Well... A fun thing about my life is classical guitar. I've been learning guitar for 5 years, I think, and I've only recently started studying classical. And now, my guitar teacher has gotten me into a guitar ensemble! :DDD So I'll have to be practicing a lot more, now.
    ~~~~~~~~~~
     
    Go listen to Meshuggah or something.
  12. MVC NVMXD JVRXD
    So I heard blogging exists. Might as well try this out.
    Anyway, yup. Bloggedy bloggedy blog. I guess I'll use this to say thought provoking snippet that will challenge your mind.
    Or clog the blog system with metal. Either or, really.
    Woohoo.
     
    Oh, I heard squiggles after everything adds legitimacy to whatever you're saying. Let's see if this works.
    ~
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