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ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, BROHOOF IF YOU GET IT. So a Higgs Boson walks into a church, but the preacher says, "Sorry, but we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here." Then the Higgs Boson says, "But without me, how can you have mass?" HAHAHAHAHAHA I like science.

Charles said, "Hi" back to the girl at the car after she waved and said hello. Another person walked up to her and Charles continued walking along the road, kicking a stone as he walked.

Charlie was stressed out. Really stressed. In fact, that's why he decided to visit Japan. It would be good to relax there. He's always wanted to, and he had enough money for the trip as well. He would be staying in a hotel for about a month, maybe less. After getting everything settled in his hotel room, he decided to go for a walk in the park. The path stretched out into a street shortly after, and then into a road. Eventually, he wanted to see how the countryside was, so he caught a ride and paid the driver to take him to a random spot. The driver left him on a small road. There were huge, fenced-off areas and pieces of land, along with one big house for each one, with patches of sheep and cattle and such along with a driveway. Charles continued walking along the small road. He liked walking; it helped ease his mind. Eventually he spotted someone by a car, and he waved, assuming it was someone who lived there.

Aw, what? Why did I not see this thread earlier?! Man, Strong Hooves was a nice guy. I didn't know him personally, but I am gonna miss him. I hope he returns.

DON'T GET ME STARTED. Some of my favorites would have to be The Haunted Cartridge, Eraser (despite the mistakes), The Russian Sleep Experiment, and Midnight City (a crappy one which I wrote).

He was a man? Shit.

Really cool. I just can't seem to maintain it

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Donations, donations, donations. Maybe a nice, little house by the mountains with my own windmills and water supply. EDIT: Oh yeah, and some investments as well as following my dreams as a multiple-job/career kind of guy.

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ORGASMS EVERYWHERE

I think he was trying to replicate the creepypasta, guys, which you all failed at. I KNOW, LET'S MAKE A NEW THREAD

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Watch out, we got a badass over here.