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  1. Hah, she said wang.

    1. Jack Baker

      Jack Baker

      Beware the powers of the Wang!!!

  2. There are a variety of reasons why this happens. Some, [most] will be fishing for attention and praise. Others could be searching for someone to give them hope, no matter if they know who they are or not. Sometimes you have no one to help guide and aid you, to tell you what you need to continue living for. I knew a teenager, he was constantly abused both sexually and physically by his parents, and when he kept trying to be legally out of their custody, he resorted to advice from strangers on the internet. He was on the brink of suicide, and I think at one point it's all he wanted. But when he managed to voice his incredibly dark story, he received a lot of advice, caring voices, and assistance. Sadly, I am no longer in contact with him, and I believe it's because he could not best it any longer. I've so many "Hi, I hate myself and want to die," posts, and regardless of their intentions, I still try my best to help them overcome their depression. Don't assume they aren't actually suicidal, maybe they're looking for the last spark of hope, and if you don't try and see if help is needed, you will carry that for the rest of your days. Everyone is fighting their own war.
  3. "Hey! Listen!" - Nami, Legend of Zelda Series. "My name's, uh, McLovin." - Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Superbad. "I just can't sleep Eddy, I mean, I've been thinking, how can my feet smell if they don't have noses?" - Ed, Ed, Edd, & Eddy.
  4. One of the things that never ceases to amaze me about the brony fandom is their capability of being able to trash and insult anyone who isn't in favor of the bronies, as if they are wrong and the bronies are right. Insulting people in a large group on a community made for people who claim love and tolerance to be their motto, is probably the best depiction of hypocrisy I've ever witnessed, mainly because it's so common in the brony fandom. People treat 'anti-bronies' as trash to humanity simply because they portray their opinion in a non-friendly manner. But what better way to show them how ignorant and intolerant they are by insulting them among fellow bronies in the same way. You people need to let others have their own opinion, as many have done so with the bronies. I don't understand what's the whole point of conducting a study, when it's simply closely-minded people who cannot fathom a mix in gender stereotypes such as the MLP fandom has displayed, or those who simply join the bandwagon. But then again, it's all an opinion.
  5. omg gais so I spent the time to look for unintentional references to Satan, which by there being the number 6 three times, that must mean that Satan and religion are closely tied, and therefore illuminati are actually writing MLP. First off, the number 666, as referenced in the bible, is titled/referenced as 'the number of the beast', but the question is who is 'the beast'. Well, the bible was written in Hebrew. Hebrew's alphabet has its letters with numerical values, and the name 'Julius Caesar', written in Hebrew, has the numerical value of 666, thus ending the question. Second, looking for subliminal messages in cartoons was fun back in '08, but you have to understand all of this is purely coincidental. It's like playing kid's cartoon's intros backwards and linking the gibberish to satanic chants.
  6. So what do you plan to do when a loved one dies of natural causes? Burn all of the trees and kill all the animals? Destroy the mental state of Mother Earth? I swear, this is so stupid.
  7. Brilliant, brilliant comment. Teach someone how wrong they are by committing inhumane actions, and even ultimately killing them. Your replies to brutal and gory comments are extremely positive feedback and to those who don't put gruesome rebuttals you urge them to do something. How hypocritical. When I read The Chamber by John Grisham, I learned that if you really want someone to repent all of their crimes and learn how valuable life is, put them in a 6'x9' cell, for as long as you want, and let them understand that there will come the day in which they will be executed. The feeling of waking up to the sight of the same cell to wear the same clothes and only to realise you are approaching your set date of death is worse than any other torture.
  8. Fuck yeah, pony fans role-playing their extremely realistic plots to be "an hero" and avenge a fallen love one. You go, Internet. Either way, being murdered isn't the best way to go, but It'd simply remind me how vunerable we are, regardless of how safe we feel. No one deserves to die, so why would I kill someone for killing someone close to me, but not a random bystander, such as a bum? An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
  9. I have a crippling fear of caterpillars, and as well as pretty much any insect in existence, although caterpillars win first in making me lose any dignity I have. Look at these motherfuckers.
  10. Interpol - Obstacle 1 Interpol - Evil Incubus - Stellar
  11. The scent of cheeto dust shook me when I walked into the room. As I walked into an unheard-of café, the greeter tipped his fedora at me, in a kindly manner. "We destroy gender stereotypes," he said in a confident voice. His outfit consisted of a Luna shirt, and khaki shorts, and hipster shoes clearly too small for him. "What?" I replied unable to comprehend my surroundings, but was quickly ushered to the center of the café before receiving an answer. My eyes could only register fedoras and cheeto bags all around me. "BROHOOF", the man at the counter yelled at me. "Uh, th-thanks? I'd like a small coffee, black please." "WE ONLY SELL FEDORAS AND FEDORA ACCESSORIES." He replied in a monotone, looking past me. "What? This is a café, how can you not sell coffee?" "PINKIE PIE IS BEST PONY" he replied in the same tone. "What? I just wanted a coffee; is there any superior I can speak with?" The man said something in what I can only assume was Klingon, and I was quickly beat in the head with a large amount of fedoras, and lost conciousness. I woke up the next morning in a booth in the same café, covered with brony merchandise, and a coffee was placed in front of me. I drank the coffee, and suddenly, my thoughts were solely thoughts of ponies and anything related. "BROHOOF BROHOOF BROHOOF", I said this involuntarily as I began to exit and walk home, still chating the word. I continued to download every episode of MLP on my computer. That's how I became a brony. In all seriousness, I met one at a state competition I went to a few years back.
  12. Age restrictions basically prolongs how long a child can go without finding out what the world is. If a parent doesn't want their child to be traumatized, don't let them use the internet. I mean, I've seen scary shit over my years. A thread on 4chan's /x/ board had a "What's the most disturbing thing you've ever read?", and the original post was a screencap of various posts on a gay forum, but with details too explicit to share anywhere else other than 4chan. It's an inverse relation, where as you grow older, your shock reaction becomes more distant.
  13. i may be 11 but im mature

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    2. -on hiatus-

      -on hiatus-

      I have reread the rules, and I see now that children under the age of 13 (protected by COPPA) are not allowed on the forums. I'll see you next year.

    3. Obstacle 1
    4. Creamy Arty

      Creamy Arty

      Except that's not HTML, nor are bans handled on that level. :P

  14. Pandora's Box is a an old tale of an Egyptian princess who was given a box by an old woman, but was warned to never open it, but to simply admire the box [since it was beautifully crafted]. After awhile, Pandora became intruiged as to what was in the box, and opened it, and curses, spirits, and plagues escaped the box, falling all over Egypt, and killing Pandora.
  15. I don't feel that there are bad bands, I mean, musical taste varies, and is not a set number of artists. Although I don't like One Direction, One Direction is just like any other wimpy boy band, a bunch of egomaniacs, with superficial appearances and intentions. Nickleback is just a laugh of a band because of the various insults to them on the internet. And also, this is underrated, not overrated, so I feel it be best to remain on topi
  16. The first video resembles how television/media is teaching kids how to be creative, with a bit of satire, such as "Green is not a creative colour.", mocking how although the attempt is to teach creativity, they are still limiting the capabilities of children. Once the video becomes gruesome and dark, a movie set is displayed, displaying media in a visual form. I suppose the following "brain in a cake" and "glitter covered heart" resemble what else media offers, such as [crude] comedy (the yellow figure dancing), gore/violence, and sex, deteriorating the brain of a child, and making them express their creativity in poor/bad ways. I have yet to watch the second.
  17. I'd say that Sleep Party People and Funeral Suits and Bon Iver are pretty underrated. Sleep Party People: http://youtu.be/aFUzvbkEvRk Funeral Suits: http://youtu.be/5j4l_NdkYMQ As well as Sorrow, Daughter, Ronald Jenkees, Phaeleh, Fracx, and Blackmill. I guess extremely insulted counts as overrated too.
  18. A close friend of mine has a tulpa, of which I was informed of recently. Her and I have been very close with one another, and increasingly closer gradually. She told me last week or so that she had tulpa, and it keeps telling her to not stay with me, and occasionally screams and yells about it. Any help on how to kill this thing (tulpa)?
  19. Interesting that so many people make their predictions based off of warefare or contaminant matter, when humanity, along with a large amount of animal species, will be wiped out by the exhaustion of natural resources, land, contamination of the air, and urbanization and the consequences tied with it.
  20. Use any of these ideas and you will be richer than Mark Zuckerburg.
  21. How did you find MLP Forums?: How you became a fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: Hello everyone, I'm eager to get to know everyone here, and I'm sure the community is warm and welcoming, and I hope to make friends soon.I've been a fan of the show since 2012, but I'm a bit idle from time to time.I was never good at writing introductions.
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