FortyTwo42

That is one unnerving stare... It's like you're about to snap and destroy me any moment now... :awuh: Yes, more comments like that! Although you thoroughly dethroned me from my supermarket-themed lair ages ago. Now it's time for you to tackle my space-themed lair! I hope you like zero-gravity! It took me months to figure out how to disable gravity! I think I now know exactly how those ghosts from Luigi's Mansion feel... Let's be very thankful we're not bugs. Or ghosts. Timberwolves? Please, I know exactly how to deal with them. I've used them myself as traps in my lairs many a time before! ... Oh wait, that's a Fluttershy with glowing orange eyes fighting to protect her animal friends. She's your weapon, not the timberwolf, right? A normal Fluttershy is pretty easy to beat, but a Fluttershy in that state is near unstoppable... I think I'm doomed!

What's this? Pure counting? No comments? I admire your intense focus on the numbers, but it doesn't leave me much to comment on here... So, let's try to spice things up by unleashing a Flutterbat here.

Alright, now that I've had more time, let's respond to everything properly! I have read every single one of those 20000+ posts at some point or another. I always read every single post that is made here! A DISTRACTION?! WHERE?! No wonder you're doing so well. You have a cyborg Applejack on your side. WRONG! WRONG! Alright, counting errors keep happening, so I'm going to stop pointing it out. I'm guessing you had some extremely quick counting at the time? YES! Someone else realized this! This is exactly how I make sure the count is correct! Thank you! Such wonderful mathematical reasoning! I like you. Wait, you're using brohoofs to let others know when you've posted? That is so fiendishly clever. I begrudgingly respect that. The duoquadraguple dethrone, otherwise known as the 42x dethrone, otherwise known as 1746. The day this is achieved is the day all of my remaining lairs explode at the same time and the game is completely won. Or just generally get the highest multiple of 42 possible. You know, for as long as this game's been going, I don't think anyone's employed such a strategy with brohoofs before. Well done coming up with a completely new strategy after this game's been out for so long! From the look of things, it's been really effective! Yeah, I suppose my lair is basically a ghost town at this point. Very apt picture. Yeah, I get it, I'm Twilight and you're Tirek, so I'm small compared to you. But I'm not so sure that's a comparison you really want to be making, since Twilight beat Tirek in the end. Are you implying I'm going to win in the end? Because I like that implication. The day of the count reaching 563 still gives me nightmares... The stats only count the highest dethrone each count reached. It doesn't count each dethrone made on the way to the highest dethrone. So for example, if on three separate counts you got 45, 86 and 89, it would be listed as one single dethrone and two double dethrones. By the way, those stats are horribly outdated. I lost track at some point, and now I can't be bothered to go fix it again. It's just more and more work to fix the longer I leave it, since it'll involve reading through the entire game history again. Yes, that's exactly right! Also, nice use of variables in your explanation. Seeing mathematical relationships like this is great. I like you. Also correct! There wasn't really much need for me to explain it a third time, was there? Anyway, I like you too. I believe this is the second time I said 'I like you' for doing mathy stuff. I really like you. Oh, it seems more posts were made while I was creating my earlier mega-post. Let's create a quick addendum for it, shall we? Normally, I would say 'Oh dear god' at something like this, but the picture is already saying that to itself, so... Oh dear Celestia? A duoquadraguple dethrone is a 42x dethrone. Which means the count had to reach 42 times 42, or 1764. Since the highest count was 563, no duoquadraguple dethrones were reached.

1000 PAGES! YEAH! My name is actually appearing in these horrific images now... That's never a good sign, is it? :awuh: The CinnamonPop specimen is horror incarnate hidden under a cute exterior. This feature has been well documented for a while now. And it's still just as horrifying every time she does one of these things. YES! PAGE 1000! LET'S CELEBRATE 20000 POSTS WORTH OF NO DUOQUADRAGUPLE DETHRONES! Good job, you two! We are setting so many milestones right now!

I'm sorry, I been very busy lately! Uni work just killed me a few days ago. And there were some shipping delays with the Phoenix Downs, so it was a while until I could be revived. Some parts of this story are factually accurate, and other parts are not. You sure caught me off guard, at least. And it appears Stormgiggle and Dovashy were distracted too. I'm actually surprised the damage wasn't any bigger with such a lapse in security. 100? Are you crazy? You'll never get even remotely close to 100! There's no way you'd get to, say, 5 off from 100! Besides, 100 isn't even a milestone in this game. 126 is your milestone.

... Can I help you? Why do you keep staring at me like that? It's very unsettling... I AM UNSETTLED! Did you notice that it came from the head of another person? How can you be sure that ice cream isn't full of hair?!

I got INFJ-A, aka The Advocate. 30% Extroverted vs 70% Introverted 59% Intuitive vs 41% Observant 45% Thinking vs 55% Feeling 68% Judging vs 32% Prospecting 71% Assertive vs 29% Turbulent Looks like we're all just a bunch of mediators and advocates! I was pretty surprised to see I leaned more towards Feeling than Thinking; I thought I would definitely be on the Thinking side. But reading through the information on Advocates has convinced me that I really am slightly more on the Feeling side. I feel like taking this test has surprisingly taught me a lot about myself!

One of these days I'll get around to it! But I'm at that part of uni when all of my assessments are due at once and I'm super busy working on it all, so I never have much time to come on. When uni calms down, I'll go find those again! But I have no idea when that'll be. Also, Pinkie Pie makes a great tinkerer!

Pfft, it's been long known that only triple dethrones or above really matter. Although yes, ideally I like to prevent all single and double dethrones too... I somewhat succeeded, okay! Stop making me feel bad! You seem confused. Allow me to bring certainty back into your life by bringing your count to 0.

Oh boy... You know, going down that aisle in particular was a really bad idea... And you were so close, too! Since the 5 was your very next post, are you saying you got 5 as well? If so, I'm so sorry for you.

Oh, you've perfected that evil laugh! No wonder you're the top minion. There's no way I could laugh like that!

I see we both became minions of the Questioner, ! Although apparently you're ranked higher than me... I will fight for your position!

Yep, and you've done an amazing job at it! I'm trying not to be a 5, but unfortunately that's what my personality apparently lines up with! The only way to stop being a 5 is to change my whole personality, and I'm a little bit hesitant about that idea... I suppose I could also try to hack the site so I can rearrange which personality is assigned to which number, but that's way too complicated to pull off, and probably a tad illegal. Oh, it's not just fruit! There's all sorts of food items there! There's yogurts, packets of chips, cat foods, everything! And you'll need to conquer it all if you want to get your dethrone! Well, I suppose you could if you really wanted to, but I really wouldn't recommend it...

:awuh: Getting a hug for calling someone scary and having them take it as a compliment is probably one of the most unsettling situations to get a hug in... So, you take pride in your creepiness, huh? I-I know! It's just that sometimes, when I'm feeling really, really brave, I like to ever-so-slightly tease you like that... Please don't traumatize me with one of those creepy Pinkamena songs or something! Apparently, I'm a 5. I've never been so offended. 42 isn't even divisible by 5! 24 is the digits of myself reversed, which is one of the main reasons I like it. It's the only number that has that property, after all! It also has lots of neat factors too. I like numbers with a lot of factors.

What, what's this number quiz? How have I not heard of such a thing before?! By the way, 24 is a really good number too. Why wouldn't I be happy that you're 97% 24?

Okay, take a deep breath... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! There, Freakout Step 1: Shout Something In Huge, Bolded Letters - Done! Now onto Freakout Step 2: Respond to Everypony's Posts: Uhh, yes, of course. Every path is trapped. I haven't forgotten about any of them. It's not like I left some of them unguarded because I haven't been under a large-scale attack for a while. That sucks. Monster Hunter is one of the worst games to lose all your progress in. Anyway, I'd love to play with you again if you get back up to G-rank. I'd also be happy to do some low rank or high rank hunts too! And yes, we're definitely playing MH Generations when it comes out! Uhh, good job? Hey, those cardboard cut-outs were working really well for the last week or so! Sure, you've gotten past them now, but I got some really good value out of them while they lasted! Yeah... I kind of lost track of those stats at some point, then a few months later I thought I'd go update them and then quickly decided against it since it seemed it would take way too long (I do read every post as it happens, but that would involve re-reading through maybe a few thousand posts or so in one go instead of reading them as they happened over those months!). And now it's a year later and it's just getting more and more unlikely I'll be able to get them up to date again. Maybe sometime, I'll just start re-reading this entire thread again from the very first post and retake all the statistics again. It would probably take a few weeks or months to do, but then I can get everything up to date again and make sure it's completely accurate. I might also be able to take down some extra statistics, or get links to all of my previous freakouts and other notable posts so they can easily be found again. Yeah, if Stormgiggle were here, that would've ended your count immediately. You mean your favourite number isn't 42? Why is 64 your favourite number? Is it by any chance related to it being 26? You're probably just as scary as Pinkamena, if not scarier... Hey there, Lulaypp! Having fun destroying my lair? Hi, Miss Blind Red Pegasus! Uhh, actually I wasn't lurking at that particular moment. I might have just left the page open in another tap from a few hours ago or something, but I wasn't actively monitoring it at that point. If I was, you would've had no hope getting that double dethrone! Yeah, when the severity of the attacks go down, I start uninstalling some traps. Some of them are a huge drain on my power comsumption and really ramp up my power bills, after all! I can't leave them running all the time when they're accomplishing nothing! I'd lose all my money in no time! Of course, the downside to that is that I'm not ready when the attacks get more severe again... I would strongly recommend not applying a desk to your forehead that rapidly. A high frequency of collusions with a desk can cause some undesirable side effects, such as unconsciousness. Oh, you didn't like my kitchen themed lair? I'm sorry, you've done this so many times that I'm running out of good themes here! I hope you like my next supermarket aisles-themed lair! Yeah, I don't have a lot of ideas left. Uhh... *Boop*? Did I do it right? Oh, yes I am! I actually was here this time! Although I think that was pretty obvious since I started brohoofing things. That's why I made that earlier post to stop you while I worked on this one! Freakout Step 2: Respond to Everypony's Posts - Done! Freakout Complete!

Alright, you're getting a bit too close to that quarduple dethrone. I'm trying to respond to everything, but you're not giving me enough time! So, I'm zeroing you now. Freakout is incoming!

Shadowhide @@Hederik, @@SilverHeart, While Shadowhide was talking to Aero, her ears picked up the sounds of a pony's words getthin cut off abruptly and bottles being dropped onto the table. Those aren't the kind of sounds one expects to hear at a peaceful dinner, so she turned in the direction of that pony, and put her front hooves on the table to push herself up and get a better view. 'What the hay?!' A pony laid their head on the table, completely motionless, with blood spreading from his mouth. Obviously, he was poisoned by his drink. The only things that mattered anymore were that somepony needed urgent medical attention, and another just attempted murder. She is not letting anypony die today, and she is not letting whoever's responsible get away with this. But making sure nopony dies has the highest priority. 'Everypony stop drinking! And somepony send for a medic, now!' She looked in the direction of Harmony or Tragedy, whoever it was still in the room, as she said that. But the command was directed at everypony in the room. Being in an unfamiliar room in an unfamiliar manor in an unfamiliar town, Shadowhide was unaware of how to contact a medic, but hopefully somepony in the room knew. At the very least, Harmony and Tragedy should know. She could tell Aero was terrified too. But he didn't say anything, all he did is look at Cursive's limp body in horror. He also seemed to slightly move closer to Shadowhide. In a situation like this, Shadowhide really doesn't want to be separated from the only pony she actually knows well, and since Aero's moving closer it seems he has the same thought.

Aww, how sweet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlSlzRElAUc

I can't believe you forgot to include numbers in your list. How rude... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-CGsgJ59X8

Well, if I some day completely disappear and you get your duoquadraguple dethrone, can you really call that a victory if I'm not around anymore to witness my crushing defeat? Whenever you're being nice, it always seems like you have some sort of ulterior motive, like booping me or showing me something frightening out of nowhere. Not exactly comforting. However, it does make you perfect for the role of antagonist in this thread! It's your job to make the protagonist uncomfortable! :awuh: I really don't like where this is going... I've learned that whenever Cinnamon's around, personal space no longer exists. It doesn't matter what you do, sooner or later you will be BOOPed. Also, I've got my notifications set to tell me whenever anyone posts here or in Last Poster wins and a few other places. Those notifications pile up quickly, and you only see your last 500 notifications, so anything longer than a week or so is pretty much guaranteed to no longer be in my notifications. I'm just gonna have to search for them the hard way. Excellent. I knew you'd pick that path. You're falling right into my trap. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUHcGce1Vl0 By the way, do you still play Monster Hunter? If you do, we need to hunt together again sometime! What's this? Incorrect counting? We can't have that. Go back to zero and think about what you've done!

Hey, lacking remorse is a highly valued trait in minions! Remorse just makes people less likely to follow through on your evil plans. Yes, I decree the title of Counter Leader goes to whoever has made the most posts. So get posting if you want to get your title back, Crimson! Wait, that's just going to give them more motivation to post here more often, which means more dethrones... What have I done?! Good job, Gatekeeper Giggle! It seems so strange for you to not have the word 'Storm' in your name... That's called a duoquadraguple dethrone, I believe. And I will make sure that never happens. 'What is dead may never die.' Wiser words have never been spoken! Oh yes, I read through every single post that's ever been made to make sure that doesn't happen. I believe that to this day, I have never missed reading any of the posts in this thread. I wonder how long it would take now to read all of the posts from start to finish? I'm pretty sure my maximum memory is 5. I'm pretty poor at memory games. What's wrong with 44? Is he too close in numerical value to the marvelous 42 or something? That is impressive! I've only memorised it up to 7 digits. I think this picture perfectly sums up the relationship between Cinnamon and myself. Also, hello again, Trottermane! Someday I'll dig deep into the record of Last Poster Wins and reply to the last request post! I'm sorry I haven't done that in a while; I'm getting really busy with uni lately.

Hey, this game is back! I SHALL DEFEAT YOU, CINNAMON! 16!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!