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  1. Live Forever
    5. Oasis 4. Imagine Dragons 3. Nirvana 2. Gorillaz 1. Styx
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    I think she was talking about the Sonata from Turnabout Storm. In fact, that's what I thought of when I first heard of the character.
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    Marble Hornets. I was nine when I first discovered it, and it scared me shitless. Looking back on it, it was pretty scary, but not as bad as I made it out to be.
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    Waifus are to suit the needs of lonely assholes. I mean to suit the needs of those in love with characters. (I only said that because Twilight Sparkle is my waifu)
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    Sonata is just so... SQUEE! Man, she's like Fluttershy, but actually good! And actually adorable!
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    Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck- Shall I continue? This God-forsaken character is gonna be in the second movie?! Hasbro - You're cool and all, but WHAT THE FUCK. I've seen the sneak peek with Flash Sentry. And he's. The. Same. IMPROVE. HE NEEDS CHARACTER. ---- Sorry, had to get that off my chest. If you need me, I'll be on the Sonata Dusk Fan Club (one of the only good characters to come out of EQG).
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    Well, I've written 3 parodies, joined a pony cult, and betrayed my state. I think that's enough life for a day, how about you? G'night!

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    Hello, is there anypony in there? Just say if you can hear me... Is there anypony home? Come on, now, I hear your party's down. Well, I can save this game, and get you on your hooves again. Relax, I'll need some instructions, first. Just the basic facts. I need to stop all this hurt. There is nopony you are hearing. A distant life, shadows are rising. You are only coming through in caves, where lips move, but nopony hears what you're saying. When you were a filly, you caught a fever. Your hooves felt just like two balloons. And now you've caught this feeling once again. You can't explain, I wouldn't understand. This is not Pinkie's land. I... have become comfortably done. I... have become comfortably done. Pinkie, it's all just a pinprick. There'll be no more- AH! But you may feel a little sick. Can you look up? I do believe it's working, good. That'll keep you going, never slow. And now it's time to go. There is nopony you are hearing. A distant life, shadows are rising. You are only coming through in caves, where lips move, but nopony hears what you're saying. When you were a filly, you caught a scarring glimpse! Out of the corner of your eye. You turned to look, but it had gone. You can't put your hooves right on it now. That filly has grown, and the dream is gone. I... have become comfortably done.
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    I joined a pony cult. WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!

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    2. Applejohn

      Applejohn

      Lol XD

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      Applejohn

      Lol XD

    4. Applejohn

      Applejohn

      Oops, sorry i didn't wanted to send that twice :P

  10. Live Forever
    Hail Celestia, Best Pony Goddess Ever! Edit: Nvm. I saw the tulpa rule. I pick Twilight.
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    Me x Twilight!
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    Whoa... Whoa-oa... Whoa... Whoa-oa... I'm waking up to a total bust. I wipe my brow, I sweat because, I'm breathing in the chemicals. Oh-oh. I'm coming in, I'm fixing up, then checking out knowing I must. This is it, the apocalypse. No-oh! "Time to wake up," I tell them on the phone. "Time to come right back to 'home.'" Welcome to a new age, to a new age. Welcome to a new age, to a new age. Whoa-oh-oh. Whoa-oh-oh. This party's active! We're overactive! Whoa-oh-oh. Whoa-oh-oh. This party's active! We're overactive! I raise my mug, leave my woes. It's a big commotion, I suppose. We'll gulp it down to fit right in. Whoa-oh! "Time to wake up," I tell them on the phone. "Time to come right back to 'home.'" Welcome to a new age, to a new age. Welcome to a new age, to a new age. Whoa-oh-oh. Whoa-oh-oh. This party's active! We're overactive! Whoa-oh-oh. Whoa-oh-oh. This party's active! We're overactive! All music slows, party has died. From deep in my bones, a battle cry! "Time to wake up," I tell them on the phone. "Time to come right back to 'home.'" Welcome to a new age, to a new age. Welcome to a new age, to a new age. Whoa-oh-oh. Whoa-oh-oh. This party's active! We're overactive! Whoa-oh-oh. Whoa-oh-oh. This party's active! We're overactive!
  13. Live Forever
    Thanks, Nuke. I'm also thinking of On Melancholy Hill. I love doing these, and Gorillaz is the king of hip hop. I put the two together. I exploded from awesomeness. Thrice.
  14. Live Forever
    Feel good. Chaka chaka, chaka chaka. Feel good. ​Chaka chaka, chaka chaka. Feel good. ​Chaka chaka, chaka chaka. Feel good. ​Chaka chaka, chaka chaka. Cloudsdale's breaking down on a pony's back. The pegasi, they go, cause they don't know whack. So all you fill the forest, it's appealing to see. You won't get out the hierarchy, you're bad and free. You've got a new horizon, it's not regular style. A melancholy world where they never smile. All I wanna here is a massive squeal. My dreams, they love to fill me with a dozen feels. Howling, howling like a wolf. Joy forever, hoof in hoof. Take it all in on this ride. It is quiet, now, a frown. Smiles forever, smiles are free. With joy forever, all ponies. Howling, howling like a wolf. Is everypony in? Laughing gas, these cool cats. Lining them up for no hacks. Have these parties by the tracks. It's my chocolate attack. Oh, my hooves are in the heart of this here, star bears rappin' it harder this year. Watch me while I levitate. Ah ha ha ha ha. Feel good. We gonna go down, in this town, with those sounds, now take a drink. Now bite the dust, can't dance with us, with those sounds, you kill the Inc. So don't stop, get it, get it, until you dance ahead. Yo, watch me while I levitate. Ah ha ha ha ha. Feel good. Chaka chaka, chaka chaka. Feel good. ​Chaka chaka, chaka chaka. Feel good. ​Chaka chaka, chaka chaka. Feel good. ​Chaka chaka, chaka chaka. Howling, howling like a wolf. Joy forever, hoof in hoof. Take it all in on this ride. It is quiet, now, a frown. Smiles forever, smiles are free. With joy forever, all ponies. Howling, howling like a wolf. Is everypony in? So don't stop, get it, get it, until you dance ahead. Yo, watch me while I levitate. Ah ha ha ha ha. Feel good. So don't stop, get it, get it, until you dance ahead. Yo, watch me while I levitate. Ah ha ha ha ha. Feel good. Ahahahahahaha! Feel good. Chaka chaka, chaka chaka. Feel good. Chaka chaka, chaka chaka. Feel good. Chaka chaka, chaka chaka. Feel good. Chaka chaka, chaka chaka. Feel good.
  15. Live Forever
    Well, I don't mean to sound rude with that. Think about it. Everyone has sexual deviance. People have to respect that fact. When you are dating someone or married to someone that doesn't respect that the fact includes you, then they're not right for you.
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    Hey, guys. I'm gonna head off. G'night!

  17. Live Forever
    I also voted for that. I seriously would do what the guy in the quote below said. No. In fact, good for you. You want to marry the perfect match. It's obvious that if she doesn't respect your sexual deviance, she's not the one for you. At least, that's what I think.
  18. Live Forever
    It's a book. That's going to be turned into a movie. Just replace all the pony stuff with humanity, and it's about the same.
  19. Live Forever
    This... is just the Maze Runner with ponies.
  20. Live Forever
    Oh, yeah. And Buck Testa? I have that sexual deviance.
  21. Live Forever
    I've made a new idea for my reaction: Willy Wonka: So this is your invention, Ludicrous? Present Me: Yep. (is talking about time machine) I'm gonna go tell my past self about how I'm a Brony. Ciao! (runs into machine) Willy: Wait, what?! You're a Brony? You gay asshole, you probably haven't gotten- (I can't hear rest because the time machine is running) Present Me: (finds himself in kitchen, 1 year ago; Past Me next to him) Oh, hello. Past Me: GAH! Who the heck are you? Present Me: A. You're in eight grade. You can swear. B. I'm you from the future. (opens pantry, revealing time machine) That's my TARDIS. Past Me: You made it out of a pantry? Present Me: What? No! It just... accidentally fused... with the... Oh, shit. I'm stuck. Past Me: Why don't you just time travel? Present Me: It's fused with the past. It's grounded. Stuck. Frozen in time. It will work once the time machine is invented a year from now. Past Me: But, wait, what about that whole thing about never having two versions of the same person meeting? Present Me: A. You got that from Back to the Future Part II. B. That's just a theory that I debunk six weeks from now. Past Me: Oh. So, how about we sit down? Mom's not home at the moment. She's at Wal-Mart. Present Me: I know. I was there. A year ago. (both Me's sit down) Past Me: So what's going on? Present Me: So me and my friend Willy- Past Me: Wonka? Present Me: No, Smith. Long lost brother of Will Smith. Except this guy isn't in shitty movies these days. Well, what I mean is that he's gonna be in shitty movies. Because for some reason, you like Wild Wild West! Past Me: It's a good movie! Present Me: (slaps Past Me) No, it's not. Anyhoo... First off, you have got to start working on a thesis about quantum physics in four weeks time. It shall take two weeks to finish and publish, but it will help professors and scientists a lot. It will be worth the effort. Past Me: Got it. What next? Present Me: The rest shall fall into place. Don't worry. I've proven my theory right. Past Me: OK. Is that all? Present Me: Actually, yes. But since I'll be stuck here for about five months, yes, the first time machine only goes forward in time, let's chat. I want to tell you that in the future, you are a furry. Past Me: Got it. It's not the strangest fetish I have. Present Me: Okay. You're taking this surprisingly well. You will constantly masturbate. Past Me: How is that different than usual? Present Me: Oh. Anyhoo... Last thing, your hamster dies in four and a half months. It will be sad, but you will learn to get over it in due time. Past Me: Oh. (looks forlorn) So that's it? Present Me: Actually, there was one last thing, but I can't remember what it- Oh! Now I remember. So there is this show called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Sound familiar? Past Me: Uh huh. It's everywhere on the internet. What about it? Present Me: Well, in three months, you begin watching the show and become a Brony, which is a big fan of the show. You grow an obsession with the main character Twilight Sparkle, constantly having sexual fantasies of her. Past Me: Um... Okay. (looks scared) Present Me: So make sure to begin watching the show on December 5th. Got it? Past Me: Okay. (expression becomes happier) So, you'll be stuck her for five months, eh? I have a great idea... Present Me: What? (suddenly looks disgusted) Dude! You're horrible! (runs into time machine and turns it on) Past Me: It still works?! Fuck! He tricked me! I was just going to ask if we could play some twin-ly pranks on that kid from school! THE END.
  22. Live Forever
    After a night of drinks, what might happen? Think about it, mah boi.
  23. Live Forever
    I'm a creep. My best friend is a creep. So YEAH!
  24. Live Forever
    This might sound shallow, but I'd end the relationship. It might end up in an affair. Things might become awkward. It might end up in an affair. Remember that.
  25. Live Forever
    I clop. I write fanfiction. I think about Twilight Sparkle. I rewatch episodes. I watch fan animations, reviews of the show, and fan music.
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